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A sentence that drinking hurts the body.
2, cigarettes say smoking, wine says drinking, whether he is for friends, lovers or anything else, just for himself, I don't want to degenerate, but I am not happy.
But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine. Tomorrow I will loosen my hair and go fishing.
I don't drink, but I said I was drunk.
If you are drunk today, you will worry about tomorrow.
6. Suits and ties go to hotels mostly for entertainment, and all the people who can drink in the night market are friends.
7. You don't need to drink alcohol, and watching flowers will be intoxicating.
8. I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.
9. Men are animals if they don't drink, so drinking is worse than animals.
10, you drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.
1 1. In general, people who don't drink with you and people who get drunk when you drink are bosom friends!
12, wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.
13. Before drinking, I belonged to the world; After drinking, the world belongs to me.
14, I heard that drinking can lead to sudden death, so I fell in love with drinking.
15 I will store your rejection and disdain as wine, and take it out a few years later to celebrate that I am finally going to glory.
16, a woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it becomes, while a man's love is like tea, the weaker it becomes.
17, I was from China before drinking. China is mine after drinking it.
18, many people say that they can't forget drinking, but they still drink. The pursuit of drinking is not forgetting, but a temporary relief.
19, don't drink or smoke, and save countless money in three years.
20. Thank you for your concern, but you also know that we businessmen still drink, which hurts our health and makes us sad if we don't drink.
2 1, I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile at my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.
22. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.
23. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.
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