Are there any cross talk scripts about college?

"My University Life" by Guo Degang and Xu Deliang

Quotes:

Guo: I am very happy to return to Peking University. I am also from Peking University and I am from Daxing, Beijing.

Xu (singing): Tomorrow will you remember the diary you wrote yesterday

Guo: Here comes the troublemaker

Xu (singing): Tomorrow you Do you still miss you, who used to cry the most?

Guo: I was very fragile when I was a child

Xu (singing): The teachers can’t even remember you, who used to cry the most

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Guo: I am a crybaby

Xu (singing): I also happened to look through the photos and then I remembered you at the same table

Guo: Sitting together

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Xu (singing): Who married the sentimental you?

Guo: I couldn’t bear the shock

Xu (singing): Who saw you? Diary

Guo: I will sue him for peeking into the diary

Xu (singing): Who tied up your long hair

Guo: I can’t believe that look. Singer

Xu (singing): Who made the wedding dress for you

Guo: I bought it myself

Xu: College life is like this, far away Gone

Guo: Everyone has to graduate one day

Xu: You are gone too

Guo: I stay away from the madman

Xu: How much I miss the feeling of your hair brushing against my chest

Guo: I will stab you to death

Xu: How much I miss the feeling of being on a deserted campus Here, you asked me to bear your kind of affection

Guo: With your small body

Xu: I want to say something to you so much

Guo: Say it

Xu: I love you

Guo: Brokeback Mountain?

Xu: I want to kiss you for the last time

Guo: Bring me a basin, I want to vomit

Xu: What are you doing?

Guo: You are so disgusting

Xu: What I am doing is a retrospective of a period of time

Guo: Ah

Xu: Make a memorial to youth

Guo: Memorial, this word sounds quite magnanimous.

What are they paying homage to?

Xu: My college life

Guo: Going to college

Xu: Paying tribute to my youthful and regretless love

Guo: He talks like he's reciting poetry

Xu: It's my first time walking on a university campus

Guo: It turns out I'm not allowed in

Xu: That's me Come and register

Guo: Oh, it’s the first day

Xu: I walked on the main road of the university campus for the first time and looked at the banners coming towards me, and I felt very excited

Guo: Oh

Xu: A little trembling with excitement

Guo: Does it mean welcoming new students?

Xu: Launch a rat eradication campaign

Guo: That’s right to tremble, this is called extermination of relatives for justice

Xu: You are the rat

Guo: These words don’t sound close to each other

Xu: That’s how my college life began

Guo: Take your time

Xu: In When I was a freshman, I only had one thing on my mind

Guo: What?

Xu: Study

Guo: Just go to class

Xu: I This study was influenced by the boss in our dormitory.

Guo: Oh, the boss likes to go to school very much?

Xu: Working hard on academics

Guo: There are still many good students

Xu: I love learning very much

Guo: Is there a good student? Results

Xu: So much so that his life was completely filled with academic terms

Guo: That’s amazing

Xu: One time, my eyesight was bad. Seeing a doctor at the Colonel's Hospital: Doctor, my eyes, when this light is projected onto an object and then reflected on my pupil, it will always produce an equivalent image next to the object itself.

Guo: It’s quite complicated

Xu: And the image and the body are not separate.

Guo: OK

Xu: Rather, it presents an intersection phenomenon

Guo: Yeah, yeah

Xu: The doctor thought for a long time: Do you see double images? Yes, yes, yes

Guo: If I were this doctor, I would have to fight

Xu: The doctor’s generalization ability is very strong

Guo: This is called generalization ability , that’s what the Chinese say

Xu: I am just influenced by the boss in our dormitory

Guo: I don’t hear you talking like him

Xu: I Good study

Guo: Yes, yes

Xu: I study in the morning, study in the afternoon, and study in the evening. I study while eating, sleeping, and dreaming

Guo: Hey, look at me, these results are pretty good

Xu: Not great.

Unfortunately, my interests changed during my sophomore year.

Guo: Huh? My interests have changed since my sophomore year. What do I like now?

Xu: Then the freshman year is the senior year of high school.

Guo: That’s right

Xu: Who is still studying hard in the sophomore year?

Guo: Oh, tell me about this. I haven’t gone to school to understand.

Xu: I like sports

Guo: Hey, I have a good body

Xu: This is influenced by the second eldest brother in our dormitory

Guo: The boss is his brother

Xu: Yeah!

Guo: It’s not easy for the two brothers to be together

Xu: He is from Beijing,

Guo: Oh

Xu: People from Beijing live on Ping'an Avenue

Guo: I know

Xu: Does Beijing No. 4 Middle School know?

Guo: I know

Xu: Opposite the playground of Beijing No. 4 Middle School

Guo: I bought popsicles at that door

Xu: Live there

Guo: OK

Xu: He goes back to watch football every weekend

Guo: Yeah

Xu: He is a fan. We are all fans in the room.

Guo: Yes

Xu: But there is no TV in our dormitory

Guo: Ha! Life in this dormitory is difficult

Xu: When he came back and talked about football with us, he made us greedy and uncomfortable

Guo: That’s right

Xu: That day I As soon as I got back, I saw him sitting in the dormitory, where did Dama Jindao sit?

Guo: What's wrong

Xu: He was talking: Ouch, that central defender is so good, his left foot He dunked his right foot and turned around, passing two forwards!

Guo: Look

Xu: Pass the ball to the midfielder

Guo: Uh-huh

Xu: I Listen, what kind of ball is this? Serie A?

Guo: No

Xu: Premier League?

Guo: Not necessarily

Xu: There was no ball yesterday

Guo: Just tell me

Xu: Listen quickly.

Guo: Just listen to what others are saying

Xu: Still talking about it: Oh, this guy in the midfield is also very strong. He passed a diagonal pass straight through and the winger hit the horse. Suddenly, the bottom line was crossed.

Guo: Yeah!

Xu: The corner kick was taken directly. The corner kick was high and flying. The striker arrived and hit his head

Guo: The ball just went in

Xu: No

Guo: What's the matter

Xu: Let the goalkeeper block it out

Guo: Take a look

Xu: It doesn’t matter if it’s sealed out, it’s not sealed very far

Guo: Yeah

Xu: It’s still under the feet of our striker. When someone presses his left foot with his right foot, it’s like a kick. The world Wave

Guo: Oh my God, please wait a moment, wait a moment, wait a moment, world wave?

Xu: The world is in turmoil

Guo: Oh, please explain this

Xu: No one in the world can play such a beautiful arc ,Oh!

Guo: Ouch, such a great ability

Xu: World wave, just a kick, hit the goalpost

Guo: How do you do this? ? Then come again

Xu: At his feet again

Guo: Well, I have plenty of time

Xu: Cross left and right, pass the goalkeeper

Guo: Yeah

Xu: It’s empty!

Guo: Well, take a look

Xu: Lift your feet and get in

Guo: Use so much force

Xu : It's a pity that he didn't cum

Guo: What's the matter

Xu: Alas, as soon as the school bell rang, they stopped playing

Guo: Oh, Junior high school students play football

Xu: Anyway, I am very influenced by him

Guo: The sweat on your forehead looks so hard

Xu : I played in the morning, in the afternoon and again in the evening.

Guo: Then I’ll get in better shape

Xu: No, my interest shifted again in my junior year

Guo: Oh, it’s changed again. What do you like this time?

Xu: In my junior year, my love interest has just begun.

Guo: I know, I have begun to like men.

Xu: Is that true? ah? Have you started to like handsome men?

Guo: You are already in your third year of college before you have sex. If you say you want to change your mouth, I believe you.

Xu: Well, I used to like it. After having a girl

Guo: Then I liked a boy

Xu: No, I used to like a girl

Guo: Now I like a boy

Xu: Can you please don’t go around me? I used to like girls, but I never pursued them

Guo: Yeah, yeah

Xu: By my junior year, I dared to pursue female classmates

Guo: How big a deal is this?

Xu: Influenced by the third child in our dormitory

Guo: Oh, the second child is his brother

Xu: Why are they all brothers?

Guo: The eldest, the second, and the third, it’s not easy for the three of us to get admitted together

Xu: We are in the same dormitory

Guo: Oh, that’s what the article says

Xu: They are all brothers

Guo: Look, there is no water at all

Xu: Holy Love

Guo: I prefer the remaining ones, the ones who never show their faces

Xu: Falling in love, the Saint of Love, when he was twenty-one, he was dumped by twenty-eight women

Guo: This is better than me. I did ten pornography and more than twenty pornography that year

Xu: He has a lot of experience

Guo: Learn from others

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Xu: That’s right.

I fell in love with a girl from the Chinese Department

Guo: How old are you?

Xu: Very beautiful

Guo: Beautiful

Xu: In her twenties

Guo: Look at it

Xu: But I just don’t dare to talk to her

Guo: You have to be brave

Xu: Our third brother taught me this at the time

Guo: How did you say that

Xu: You don’t have the experience with this thing like I do

Guo: Hey, learn from others

Xu: You have to strike up a conversation with a girl, do you understand? Strike up a conversation!

Guo: Yes, translated into Chinese it’s called hooking up

Xu: That’s what it means anyway

Guo: Yeah

Xu : How can you ask someone if you don’t know them?

Guo: Looking for a conversation

Xu: Learn from me

Guo: Learn from him

Xu: She goes in front, you go behind?

Guo: Eh

Xu: When no one is around

Guo: Yeah

Xu: You are looking for something. You have nothing on you, so you just pick something up from the ground. Go over and ask her: Did you drop this, classmate?

Guo: This is a way

Xu: Don’t we already know each other?

Guo: Good idea

Xu: Good idea

Guo: Yeah

Xu: I met her next to the Three Religions

Guo: Let’s start

Xu: She is walking in front

Guo: Yes

Xu: I am following behind

Guo: That is

Xu: I said to myself: Calm down

Guo: Calm down

Xu: Courage, show me courage!

Guo: Bring more.

Xu: Show your courage! I patted her shoulder: Classmate, did you drop this brick?

Guo: Don’t tell me, there’s nothing else to pick up on the ground!

Xu: She snatched the brick and slapped me.

Guo: Yes, this student later became a monk and was named Lu Zhishen. She also beat up a classmate named Zhen Guanxi

Xu: I’ve never heard of it. Girls these days are like this, tough and savage girlfriends

Guo: Oh, that’s good. This method is very effective

Xu: It works. Although I didn’t succeed this time, since then, I have been chatting up with girls all over the campus

Guo: Can you please introduce the scene of this hookup

Xu: Classmate, did you drop this shovel?

Guo: This is an undergraduate student from the Shovel Department. Yes, shoot him to death.

Xu: Classmate, did you drop this table?

Guo: The pocket is too small to fit it, yes, call him to death

Xu: Classmate, did you drop this isolation pier?

Guo: Don’t you have the strength to pick it up? Yes, just write it on the monument

Xu: I’m not discouraged!

Guo: Yes, you are dead! You go to the construction site to find someone! Classmate Quarantine Dun, did you fall down this building? Um?

Xu: I have been beaten by many of them

Guo: Whoever doesn’t beat will feel sorry

Xu: But I am not discouraged

Guo: This is called not being shy or impatient!

Xu: Last time, I fell in love with another beautiful woman in the chemistry laboratory.

Guo: He is not idle in the chemistry laboratory

Xu: She is in front, and I picked up a test tube on the table: classmate!

Guo: Talk

Xu: It’s okay

Guo: What’s wrong?

Xu: Wang Shui

Guo: Oops! Next time, don't stay behind her. Go in front of her. You can't just be a dog when you get a partner.

Xu: There is no next time. This is the next time.

Guo: What kind of thing

Xu: Classmate~~

Guo: That was sulfuric acid thrown on my face~~

Xu: Did you drop this handful of paper money? ~~~

Guo: I said it was haunted! ! Aqua regia is so powerful, it is said that it can even melt gold

Xu: Until my senior year

Guo: My senior year

Xu: I still sing My single love song, walking on a campus without love, and stubborn enough to think that I am a treasure

Guo: How can I be a treasure?

Xu: I’m still a virgin in my senior year, isn’t it a treasure?

Guo: Yes, yes, this is much harder than finding a dinosaur

Xu: Senior year is about to pass

Guo: Graduation is almost here

Xu: The credits are almost there

Guo: That is

Xu: No one has a job well-placed

Guo: Yo

Xu: Very stressed

Guo: Also anxious

Xu: There are still one or two subjects that I have failed

Guo: Not counting Duo

Xu: We don’t go to class anymore. We have many things of our own to do. The teacher quits

Guo: What happened

Xu: Roll call next time!

Guo: Yes

Xu: That morning, I was half asleep, and someone woke me up: Hey, wake up, buddy, I have to go for an interview today. , roll call

I promise

Guo: Why do you have to go for an interview

Xu: Looking for a job

Guo: Oh

Xu: It’s a lot of pressure

Guo: That’s right

Xu: Hey, bro, I just joined my class yesterday and I can’t do it today. Asking for leave

Guo: Yes

Xu: Please help me agree

Guo: You have to do this for him too

Xu: Hey Brother, brother, I have to go to work and I can’t ask for leave. Help me agree to it.

Guo: Yes, I have other things to do in this dormitory except you.

Xu: Deliang, actually in the main body On Metaphysics

Guo: I know this person, I just said it once

Xu: I want to go to class

Guo: Understandable

Xu: But yesterday, twelve or thirteen hours ago

Guo: How accurate

Xu: Ah, it was when I was eating

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Guo: While eating

Xu: That’s when I supplement my nutrients with water and protein

Guo: That’s too detailed

Xu : There is a stream of gas flowing from the mouth to the abdominal cavity

Guo: Don’t eat out

Xu: So tonight, I, I, I, I, I have something in the lower part of my lower abdomen. It felt like labor pains one after another. When I woke up this morning, this feeling became more and more obvious, and it became more and more...

Guo: Great, you summarized it quite accurately.

It's a bit disgusting to hear him talk.

Xu: I didn't sleep very late last night.

Guo: Are you going to take me too?

Xu: Writing a resume?

Guo: Writing a resume?

Xu: Looking for a job

Guo: It’s a lot of pressure

Xu: Yes, I fell asleep in a daze. I said OK, OK, I Answer for you

Guo: Answer their names for them

Xu: Come to the classroom, sit here, and start to open your eyelids

Guo : I haven’t slept all night

Xu: With my eyes closed and feeling dizzy, I listened to the teacher’s roll call: Xu Deliang!

Guo: Call him

Xu: Here!

Guo: You have to agree

Xu: Zhang San! Here comes John Doe! Arrive~~

Guo: Yeah

Xu: Wang Wu! Arrive~~~

Guo: Someone is coming to the palace. Wait a minute, why is your voice rising and falling?

Xu: I’m afraid the teacher will hear it

Guo: Imitate other people’s voices

Xu: Then Of course

Guo: What a genius

Xu: The teacher said: Xu Deliang!

Guo: Eh

Xu: Come on, what are you doing? ! What are you doing?

Guo: That’s right

Xu: Open your eyes and take a look! As soon as I opened my eyes, oh, there are two people in the class today

Guo: If you try to learn the voices of three people, it will be considered a failure

Xu: In the blink of an eye, July

Guo: Graduation is about to begin in July

Xu: My classmates are about to go their separate ways

Guo: Go back where you came from

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Xu: The brothers are about to separate. Alas, (singing) friends go together for life

Guo: Sing again

Xu (singing): Those days are no longer there, in one sentence, for a lifetime, for a lifetime of love and a glass of wine. The eldest brother went to Guangzhou, the second child went to the United States, the third child went to Shanghai, and the fourth child went to Zhejiang.

Guo: They can be anywhere.

Xu: The fifth child went to Heilongjiang.

I said, classmates and brothers, it doesn’t matter! Come find me when you go back to school!

Guo: Detention? Everyone has left, so you failed? Not graduated

Xu: What does not graduate mean?

Guo: You stayed here

Xu: They said my English was stupid, I didn’t graduate, I failed

Guo: Oh, English, this is pretty good It’s difficult

Xu: I didn’t pass Level 1

Guo: Well, it’s a little more difficult

Xu: I’m not a fitter, why should I take the exam

Guo: Yes, I sympathize with you. I didn’t get into the folk art troupe because of my English.

Xu: They regretted it later...

Guo: Say goodbye to you nonsense! Forgot? This is at Peking University, don’t talk nonsense, I’m hugging you, let alone you

Guo: After graduation, everyone left and left you behind

Xu: Fortunately, there are still exams,

Guo: Are there still exams?

Xu: There are still make-up exams!

Guo: Oh, look.

Xu: I can’t pass the make-up exam.

Guo: No!

Xu: I can’t pass it

Guo: Why

Xu: I’m looking for a job

Guo: I still have to be busy at work Go

Xu: How can I have the time to study?

Guo: I just focus on talking about cross talk

Xu: It doesn’t matter! I have a way

Guo: What can I do?

Xu: On the day of the exam, I sneaked into the classroom at four o'clock in the morning!

Guo: What are you going to steal?

Xu: What are you stealing for? I pressed my admission ticket, looked at the table, and densely carved characters on the table

Guo: Thanks to you for having this skill, you can make money even if you don’t graduate and go out to carve stamps

Xu: It’s in small regular script!

Guo: Can you see that look in your eyes?

Xu: They are all in English

Guo: Oh my God

Xu: There are all the words that need to be used in the sentences, so densely packed on the table, oh! At first glance, the table is covered with a black sheet

Guo: Okay, there is so much ink

Xu: Sit there and I think I have passed this time

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Guo: That’s great

Xu: I can graduate

Guo: That’s right

Xu: It’s eight o’clock. Suddenly all the classmates came in. When I looked at them, why didn't I recognize anyone?

Guo: Are your eyes dazzled?

Xu: It’s normal. Make-up exams are available in every department.

Guo: Yes, there are other reasons if the guarantee is not guaranteed.

Xu: Huh? The teacher doesn’t know him either. When they walked past my table, they all looked at me with great admiration.

Guo: These guys haven’t seen anything before. Look at you

Xu: Hey, hey, it’s too late to start.

Guo: Don’t grin

Xu: You deserve to fail!

Guo: It won’t take much to kill you.

Xu: With this, I passed!

Guo: Unlucky look

Xu: The teacher sent me the paper to take a look at it

Guo: How is it?

Xu: Take the Japanese test! I said the teacher is wrong, not the teacher! Look at my admission ticket, it’s 206. Is this 206?

Guo: 206

Xu: How do you pronounce Japanese in the English test? You have entered the wrong room. You have all entered the wrong room.

Guo: It is all wrong.

Xu: You have all entered the wrong room!

Guo: Hey

Xu: The teacher said, bring it to me, classmate, your admission ticket is No. 3 Teaching 206, and this is No. 1 Teaching 206. What should I do? I'm going to take the exam now, but I can't pass it. If I don’t take the exam now, I won’t be able to graduate.

Guo: Go out and carve stamps.

Xu: How about I take the Japanese test here?

Guo: You may not!

Xu: It’s no use!

Guo: That’s right

Xu: What should we do?

Guo: What should we do?

Xu: That’s it!

Guo: Yeah!

Xu: I know there are tigers in the mountains

Guo: Okay!

Xu: I prefer the trip to Hushan!

Guo: Not bad!

Xu: There are dangers in the exam, and there is a red sun in my heart!

Guo: This Tang poem!

Xu: It’s like the east wind under my feet! It doesn't matter, isn't it just an English test? Three Teaching 206, here I come!

Guo: That’s right!

Xu: I went there carrying the table!

Guo: You must be short-sighted!