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Talking about the textile factory from the head of the performance section in Feng Gong

Don't treat yourself as a cadre. It's a new movie by Feng Gong. I don't think he has a life. ? The story is about a textile mill. Feng Gong, as the section chief, went down to the workshop. In the movie, he had no cotton wool on his face. Secondly, he didn't wear a work hat, which was very clean. Third, the plot of eating doesn't match either. Fourth, the height does not match. Judging from the yarn tubes in the movies, such as spinning workshops, spinning is the most labor-intensive workshop in textile mills. Everyone wears masks and hats, otherwise they can't stand it, and cadres are no exception. My classmate just graduated and entered the factory. He was afraid of wearing a hat, a mask and glasses in his eyes. Before coming off work, the workers have to go to their hats to comb the flowers on their heads and sponge off the cotton on their bodies. The new work clothes that I changed before going to work were covered with sweat stains within two days. The highest temperature in the workshop was 39 degrees, and people were wet and old-fashioned. How could they be as clean and chic as Feng Gong? Each person has a locker, and the towel is put on the cupboard door in the dark. It won't take long for the towel to get tired, yellow and sticky, and the workers all take home soap and put it in the pot to cook and then rub it. In the office, the section chief, secretary, little teacher and some people are leaders' cronies. Most workers dare not go to the office to eat grandly. They all sit on the ground outside the workshop and eat in a row. The scene is spectacular. There are the most people in the fine gauze machine workshop, so the car can be left on before spinning to catch up with the output, and few people come out to eat, at most, those who drop roving can have a rest. In order to spin more, some people eat without turning off the car. How many flowers fly into the food and eat in their stomachs? ! Nobody knows.

? The factory is the battlefield. When I go to work, I just fight and kill. It is stipulated to enter the factory half an hour in advance. I work as a car stopper because the parking space is not available for buckets to be poured on parallel cars. I always come 5 minutes in advance, but I can only get more than 3 yuan a month. It is not true that there is a Vonner table in the movie to determine the technical level. There are special coaches in the factory, commonly known as little teachers, once a month, with single and full items. Half of the bonus will be deducted for the third level, and the fourth level will be the out-of-class hand. The bonus will be cancelled and the laid-off salary will be paid. It's incredible that the director will let the section chief measure it?

? Most male workers in the spinning workshop are short, which is assigned by the labor department according to their height. The front spinning machine is high, the female workers must be tall, and the male workers are almost not short. The spinning machine is low, and the assigned workers are much lower. Women workers are basically short. It is not accurate to say that the section chief is in charge of more than 2 people. More than a hundred people at most. Let the section chief fill out the family planning form? What do you think? There are family planning Committee members and women workers in the workshop shifts, which are generally coaches and gatekeepers. Foremen are not only small cadres, but also have to work at the juncture when no one gets in the way. Most of them are promoted from workers and are familiar with production. By the mid-198 s, they had changed, and more secondary school students were foremen.

? There are many talented workers, and they often play tricks on the foreman. Once in the spinning workshop, because of the frequent conflict between the swing tube workers and the elders, more than 2 swing tube workers all quit smoking in the toilet, and it is useless to plead for it. If you can't always swing the tube yourself, where can you supply so many parking spaces by yourself? The spinning is out of line, the loom is reported to the factory, and he often runs to the upstairs office and is scolded.

? Lao Xu in the spinning workshop had a holiday with the workers. Once a worker bumped into him after drinking, Xu couldn't resist pushing him. Next to him, the workers' best friend collectively made a death certificate saying that the cadres beat people. The workshop director was like a mirror, but there was no way to save him. Lao Xu withdrew. Liu Yun, a female worker, was faithful in her work and strict in withholding money. She went home from work one day, and was hit by a stuffy brick in the dark. When her lover didn't come back in the middle of the night, she came out to find someone lying beside the coal pile, so she had to say what she was obsessed with.

? The factory was most afraid of fire. Once there was a fire in the clearing room, the fire brigade rescued him, but the foreman didn't do it. The fire brigade wanted to take him away, and the workshop director pleaded. Actually, the foreman was bullied, too. He just didn't say anything. Cadres are just the heads of workers. At that time, workers also buttered up the foreman, gave him something on holidays, evaluated the advanced guests, took the initiative to take the foreman's mother to take a bath, and actively reported the work trends to the foreman, which was no exception. Speaking of workers giving gifts to the boss, I'll tell a joke: in more than eight years, my father worked as a canteen manager, and a farmer wanted to pack swill. My father agreed, but she also gave gifts, which were nothing more than canned food and fruit. My mother insisted on not accepting them. When she came out, she put the same thing on the next step, * * * ten steps, one layer of the same thing. Father came back and smiled and said, it's not easy for farmers to accept it. It's not practical for you not to accept her. Let's talk about another thing. The worker's elder skin was ill in the hospital, and Liu Guifen, the car driver, trotted off to take the big bags. The next day, the foreman went to work and directly assigned Liu to work on the machine with few parking spaces. Workers privately saw Liu Qu Hospital and smiled. There are also workers who don't accept gifts, such as Liu Xixiang, an old worker and a female worker, who is almost 5 years old and has not been an advanced worker. He is honest and down-to-earth, and his skills in stopping cars are poor. He can keep the stalls and don't talk nonsense. Usually, Lao Pi loves to accept gifts. It is not easy for migrant workers to ask acquaintances to give gifts when they enter the factory in recent years. He asked a team leader to pretend to be the workshop director and ask people to enter the factory for gifts. But this time, he saw that Liu Xixiang was really old and would retire, and I whispered with him But if the foreman quit, there's not much heat left. In human feelings, people are scattered. Foremen say they are cadres, and everyone has a career. Many former foremen voluntarily give up their cadre status and retire in the name of workers when they are near 5. In my previous unit, workers retired at 5, cadres, 55 women and 6 men. They want to land safely early. Who knows what changes have taken place in the development of the country and enterprises? Dare to write these movie scripts?