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Can you tell me some jokes about rabbits?

Fortunately, I caught up. There is a classic to share, which can be used to season with your girlfriend or wife, that is, learn it immediately, hehe (please read it patiently, you will smile).

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The little white rabbit and the big white rabbit have always loved each other.

Later, the white rabbit went to Beijing. The white rabbit missed it very much and finally embarked on a long road to find relatives.

The little white rabbit walked and walked, and there was a fork in the road ahead. The little white rabbit is confused and doesn't know which one to take. At this time, a yellow rabbit appeared on the roadside. The little white rabbit caught up with him and asked, "Brother Huang Rabbit, can you tell me the way to Beijing?" The yellow rabbit looked at the white rabbit and said, "You can tell me if you like, but you must' that' with me." The little white rabbit had no choice but to compromise. Later, the yellow rabbit told the little white rabbit the direction to Beijing.

The little white rabbit walked and walked, and then a fork in the road appeared in front. Just when I was at a loss, a gray rabbit jumped out of the roadside. The little white rabbit caught up with him and asked, "Brother Grey Rabbit, can you tell me the way to Beijing?" The grey rabbit replied, "You can tell me if you like, but you must' that' with me." The little white rabbit thinks twice, but also carries a heavy load. Later, the grey rabbit told the little white rabbit the direction to Beijing.

The poor little white rabbit walked and walked, and the fork in the road appeared in front of him for the third time. At this moment, another black rabbit appeared from the roadside. The same thing was inevitably repeated, but the little white rabbit found the right route to Beijing.

Finally, the little white rabbit went through a lot of hardships and came to Beijing to find his beloved little white rabbit. Two rabbits got married and lived a sweet life.

A year later, the white rabbit gave birth to a red hare. The question is, do you know what color this Chibiusa is? (She asks you)

Look down at the answer after thinking.

No matter what color the other person answers, you will deny it. Generally, I will take the initiative to ask you the answer (or seduce you: want to know the answer? )

The answer is:

"You can tell me if you like, but you must' that' with me!"

Wow, hahaha ~ ~ It's so cold ~ ~