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Classic conversation: if it's not you in the end, I hope I don't start.

1. God won't give up on you as long as you don't give up on yourself.

2. No matter how dark the night is, I don't feel hard; No matter how cold it is in winter, people will not be lonely if they want to.

If it's not you in the end, I hope not to start.

4. Cowhide is getting bigger and bigger, and skills are getting less and less; Temper is getting bigger and bigger, talent is getting less and less; The courage is getting bigger and bigger, and the measurement is getting less and less; The harder you fight, the less motivated you are; Power is getting bigger and bigger, and prestige is getting lower and lower; The shelf is getting bigger and bigger, and the personality is getting smaller and smaller.

5. Life is like a play, and Taiwan plays joys and sorrows. Death is like a bowl of clear water. If you leave it, you will live forever.

6. You are a popular lover, but you are my exclusive lover.

7. What's the feeling of math class? "Do you know what it is to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?"

8. If I think too much, I will cry. If I drink too much, I will vomit. If I smoke too much, it's because I feel uncomfortable. I'm not made of steel. Don't hurt me with your unintentional words.

9. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

10, there is warm wind in my heart, so why not be afraid of the cold winter? Needless to say, I understand what you have given me.

Only people appreciate your success, and no one cares about your means.

12. My parents help you deposit the lucky money in the bank. Please raise your hand if you are cheated.

Love lyrics talk about daquan: it's a pity that it's not you, accompany me to the end.

1. Happiness is a bubble, but at least I caught it-Miriam Yeung's I'm Fine.

Second, it was only later that we were lonely. How many stops have you changed, but I have been wandering-Rene Liu's "The First Sentence"

Third, what has love taught me? You can't let go of the twin "I really want to love him"

Fourth, say slowly, thank you for loving me-Don't Love Me by Biddy Sheran.

I thought you were the whole world, but that day is still far away —— The Taste of Lemongrass by Jolin Tsai.

Six, it's a pity that it's not you, accompany me to the end-Fish Leong's "It's a pity that it's not you"

Seven, you don't promise, don't say sorry, predict the risk, but I am trapped in it-Jolin Tsai's "Sweet and Bitter"

Eight, that's good, you've been thinking about you, and you got it elsewhere-Jiang Meiqi's Love Letter of the Year.

Nine, no one has ever been to my heart, I am just a stopover place for you-Elva Hsiao's Nobody.

Ten, in fact, I seldom miss you, rarely recall, just in the evening-Rene Liu night.

XI。 What I have lost, I cherish what I have-Tanya Chua's Beautiful Love.

Twelve, clearly said to forget, but remember all-Luo Meiling's "Red Sunflower"

Thirteen, the most beautiful thing is to hear that you still remember. In fact, when I heard that you still believe in love, I was very grateful-Rene Liu's Heard.

Fourteen. During that period, we were heart to heart with each other. I think I have more right to care about you, but you have entered other people's scenery-Fish Leong's "Unfortunately, it's not you"

15. Love is finally the past you deleted-the wings of Cyndi Wang.

At the age of sixteen, the hand I once shook, after the promise, will be immortal in my memory-Sitar tan's, if I have never loved.

17. Maybe it was not until I lost it that I was moved, and I found that I had so much-Bi Dai Xiulan's The Outline of Happiness.

Eighteen, you know, I'm waiting for you to come back-twins "You are the bravest"

Nineteen. Dreams are too short, regrets are too long —— Elva Hsiao's Nobody.

Twenty, turn around and understand that it's time to find happiness-Stephanie's My Love

I know that memory is a kind of ignorance, and I can only be stupid once in my life-Hou Xiangting shed tears for you.

Twenty-two, I won't cry anymore, because I believe that we are bravely in love-Tanya Chua's "Beautiful Love"

Twenty-three, in fact, I've always wanted to tell you personally that it's not easy for you to love me, and you don't ask the price-In fact, I've always wanted to tell you by Karen Mok.

In fact, I am really happy. You have been waiting, and I have been holding your hand until the end-I miss you so much by Biddy Sheran.

Twenty-five, love is too short, but memories are too long-Hou Xiangting's kiss in Tokyo

Twenty-six, I thought I would always be by his side, but now we have left in the vast sea of people-Pu Shu's "Those Flowers"

Twenty-seven, you can't see my tears before I turn around-she, "You are too honest."

Twenty-eight, no matter what, you will get hurt anyway, so what if you get hurt-Fish Leong's "For the Future Self"

Twenty-nine, familiar crossroads, people are still coming and going, who is waiting for me in the same place-Sitar tan's "If I have never loved"

Thirty, when you were running on the playground and shouting, I love you, you know? -Wang Zheng "We are all good children".

Thirty-one years old, I'm just cute, but I'm not loved enough-Rainie Yang is cute.

32. Hear your name and feel your heartbeat. How many years does it take for scars to disappear-Jiang Meiqi's Friends of Friends

Thirty-three, I would rather give up on you soberly and painfully than wronged myself in the dream of love-Tao Jingying's "Too wronged"

Meeting and Parting Sometimes, nothing lasts forever-Faye Wong's red beans.

If he always holds an umbrella for others, why don't you wait for him in the rain-Fish Leong's happy breakup.

Before returning to reality, we sincerely said goodbye to each other. I said don't remember me in the future, just pretend that nothing happened between us-Amanda, nothing happened.

Thirty-seven, if we hadn't been so stubborn, we wouldn't have such regrets now-Rene Liu's later.

When I see you again, I will make myself firm. When I see you again, I will pretend to be firm-Bidai Xiulan's smiling eyes.

Thirty-nine, I believe that you are just afraid of hurting me, not lying to me. You love me very much. Who will be willing to give up?-Stephanie's "Getting Started"

Forty, it's a pity that I was invited. This is sympathy, not emotion-Jolin Tsai's "Your Day"

Forty-one, I heard that there are new faces around me, and I heard that you blessed me-Rene Liu's "Heard"

Forty-two, I'm not sad, it's nothing, just why tears flow, I don't understand-Stephanie's I'm not sad.

Forty-three, I am very happy, please stop saying that you love me-the third party of Black Boy.

Forty-four, when I was alone, I forgot that I would still be lonely-dusk in Rene Liu.

Forty-five, I still love you, with a little hatred, and need time to balance-Happy Birthday to me by Wen Lan.

Forty-six, how long is that? One day you suddenly asked me if I loved him at that time-Stephanie's I missed him, too.

Forty-seven, Happier, Safer and Happier —— Kym's The Present.

Forty-eight, I believe you are a good man, but what about love-Fish Leong's Love for the Past.

49. Happiness is hard, but you dare not —— Fish Leong's Worship.

50. I know everything Can we just focus on love for a few seconds? -I know everything about Fish Leong.

51. Although you still hold my hand, I am no longer in your heart-Stephanie's I'm Not Sad.

I locked up your photo, but I still remember your birthday-the first anniversary of BiBi Zhou.

Fifty-three, can only embrace the air, pretend that it is you, never far away-Sun Li's love is like air.

Fifty-four, you used to live in my heart, and now there is a place empty-Liang Yongqi's "Love Pain"

Fifty-five, holding hands and breaking up come from the same hands and are friends, but why don't I know how to keep them-Stephanie's rainy day

You see, I am still so gentle, but I am a friend of a friend-the first anniversary of BiBi Zhou.

Fifty-seven, it is good to have yesterday, but tomorrow is your own-Stephanie's "Getting Started"

Fifty-eight, happiness is unspeakable ups and downs-Fish Leong's beautiful life.

Fifty-nine, when we still have it, we don't know how to grasp it, and we don't know how precious love is until we lose it-Bi Dai Xiulan's Outline of Happiness.

Sixty, these days, I will occasionally think of your love, but it is still warm to face this memory-Wen Lan's pocket.

I really understand that you don't like the new and hate the old, but I'm not around when you're lonely-I'm not sad for Stephanie.

Sixty-two, the right person is still waiting in the farthest place, so it is worthwhile to give up everything-Bi Dawulan's The Outline of Happiness

Sixty-three, how can love waste time-See you tomorrow by Cyndi Wang

I miss him too. We are all the same. We found wings on him. Only then did he begin to fly, because of you-Stephanie's I miss him, too.

Sixty-five, maybe the final destination is different, maybe we will meet again-Sammi Cheng in mid-air.

Sixty-six, if I hadn't loved and met a wound, how lonely life would be-Sitar tan's if I hadn't loved.

Sixty-seven, we are all fine, but not suitable —— The Taste of Lemongrass by Jolin Tsai

Sixty-eight, I think of him occasionally, and I feel a little worried, and some love has to be precipitated in the world-He Jie's "You must be happy"

Sixty-nine, friends of friends, our last contact-friends of friends of Jiang Meiqi.

Seventy, you are more important than yourself. I also hope to be better-Fish Leong's "Warmth"

Seventy-one, you were by my side, only a short encounter. On a sunny day in May, the lightning flashed-Faye Wong's Time flies.

Seventy-two, in the first second, something has been doomed to old age-the lost beauty of Angela Zhang.

Seventy-three, life is not too long, the future has an end, enough to take me away-the stars in the sun in Hannah Kim.

Seventy-four, I believe that the oath you gave me is like the spring that will surely come-the lost beauty of Angela Zhang.

Seventy-five, I am used to being alone, and I can't live without you, the third party of Black Boy.

Seventy-six, since we can't be together, please don't come any closer-the sweet torture of Bidai Sheran.

Seventy-seven, our love is the scenery you pass by-Asan is always quiet.

Seventy-eight, not to say that hard work, perseverance can get, why is there a gap in reality-twins "as long as I grow up"

Sad to leave qq to talk about Daquan, I hope I leave to let you know that I am not air.

Write down your and her names with a pen, and then wipe them off with a smile.

Second, sometimes I take others too seriously, and as a result, I am nothing in the eyes of others.

Third, one person is willing to wait, and another person is willing to appear.

Fourth, you promised a beautiful tomorrow, but you left it behind.

The most ridiculous thing is that we pretend to be psychologists in front of our friends and constantly enlighten others, but often we don't even know how to solve our own problems.

6. If a woman meets a good man, she doesn't need to grow up all her life. Women become more and more mature and strong because they have not met a good man.

I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.

Eight, sometimes, I suddenly want to escape from my present life, to pack simple luggage and go wandering.

Nine, gradually found that there is no need to belittle yourself, don't pity, don't dump, don't be humble, don't rely on, don't be jealous, just like this, you will meet the person who is destined to be. Even if I don't meet them, I am worthy of myself. At least I live seriously.

Ten, like a person is not wrong, wrong is like a person who doesn't like yourself.

Eleven, when you get it, you are destroying it, and when you lose it, you are regretting it.

We always fall in love with that person at the wrong time and place, and then we will never forget it.

If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

I may not be perfect, but I've always been myself.

No matter how bad things will happen, you shouldn't feel sad. Because this is the youngest day of your life.

Sixteen, the beginning is irresistible, and the end is irresistible.

17. Relationships are more terrible than quarreling.

Perhaps, the closer you get to the truth, the deeper your pain will be.

Nineteen, loneliness is not whether you have friends, but whether you have people living in your heart.

Twenty, a cup of turbid water, constantly shaking, will not be clear; A cup of turbid water will be naturally clear if it is not shaken. So is the heart! If you keep shaking, you will be in a state of confusion. Give yourself some time to calm down and communicate with yourself every day, and your heart will be relatively quiet and less agitated.

Classic mood phrase: If my first love was not you, maybe I would believe in love more now.

0 1. I want to know all your worries, but I can't ask you face to face.

If my first love was not you, maybe I would believe in love more now.

03. If there is an afterlife, I will accompany you to drunk and laugh for 3,000 games, and I won't complain.

04. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

Whenever I find the key to success, they change the lock.

I will never forget it, because I know it will never happen again in my life.

07. Because I have a glib mouth and jade teeth, I don't talk easily.

08. Nothing is inseparable, only I don't want to leave. There is nothing difficult, only I can't let go.

09. I am not afraid of the end, but when the end comes, you are not with me.

10. If I forget you, will you feel uncomfortable breathing?

When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

12. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.

13. Don't take yourself as the protagonist, in fact, you don't have that many viewers.

14. I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

15. Sometimes I admit that staying with you is actually a kind of sinking.

16. Shakespeare once said: There is love at this age, but there is no future.

17. Love doesn't have the best of both worlds, only both lose.

18. You are so charming that countless blind people are vying for your waist.

19. Two hearts used to be so close, but now they want to give up like this.

20. I don't care much about anyone, but I'm afraid it's myself who's sad.

2 1. It is meaningless to hurt others mercilessly: asking what the world is like will only make people die unsatisfied.

22. Since space music was changed to anxiety, it has been found that fewer and fewer people are running classes.

23. I don't have to eat for you, so can you not drink for me?

24. Smile and pretend that you don't care about your ridicule and your departure.

Sometimes, in order to avoid unnecessary disappointment, you have to lower your expectations.

26. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. Then when I got fat, I got stuck in it and couldn't get out.

27. When vows become a test, feelings are only perfunctory.

28. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.

29. It's not terrible to turn your face faster than turning over a book. The terrible thing is that she still tossed and turned.

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

3 1. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

The best promise is not that I love you, but that I will love you forever.

Believe it or not, I can't close your skull with one hand.

34. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

From the moment we met, no one would wait for you like me.

36. Innovation is to pick up the sheets that have been sleeping for two months, shake them, and then spread them with the other hand.

37. Learning to solve loneliness in a child's way means playing with yourself.

38. No one can live all his life unless he is lonely.

39. Love is like this. It won't kill anyone, but it will stick a needle in the most painful part of the heart.

40. In the end, I found that your love for me is only perfunctory, but you are consistent with her.

4 1. You don't have to say your love. Believe me, I'm satisfied with being with you.

42. Have you ever thought that when you are chatting with each other, they are impatient and annoying?

43. How I wish someone would stay with me forever, no matter what happens.

44. Some people forget what they should forget. People don't care, why flatter themselves.

45. Sometimes you can be happy every day without all your memories.

46. There is a joke called love. I laughed my head off and cried my head off, but I still refused to let go.

47. There is always a person's name, which is all the reasons why you refuse others.

48. Having a stable lover and a few girlfriends on call is the life I want.

49. I hate people who are hot and cold to me. Do you think of me because no one is with you?

50. Because of someone else's words, you and I came to an end. Never go back.

5 1. I always stumble on the road of feelings. Then I will know who the person who understands me is.

I let go of my hand to make you happy, but that became an excuse for you to break up.

53. Some things we know are wrong, but we have to insist because we are unwilling.

54. If you are a heartless bad girl, will you get your humble love?

55. Don't pour out your heart for others too easily, because you can only leave a heartless one in the end.

56. If you really want to give it, why do you ask if I want to give you lucky money? Who did you ask for it?

57. Every explanation is a false cover-up, and some words are always lines.

Thanks to my imperfection, I can see who is really good to me.

I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, if I leave you, will it hurt here?

60. Never tell you about the past again, and never fall in love again.