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Have you seen the tree bank under Ali Mountain?

On the day I went to Alishan, it was said that there was a cold current and the temperature plummeted. The mountain was foggy and the temperature was only a few degrees, so we put on cotton-padded clothes. The tour guide said it would take an hour and a half to drive up the mountain without stopping, so let everyone go to the toilet quickly. He also said that we were going to the "Tree Bank" and told us it was the office. Let's be quiet and don't disturb other people's normal office.

The first time I heard the name "Tree Library", it was very novel and very emotional, and it was inevitable to ask a few more questions. Director Song said: "Tree Bank" is responsible for local tree management, protecting rare species and providing free saplings to the public. Everyone who wants to plant trees can have a seedling. Their purpose is to serve the people and increase the green area. Song Dao said that she also asked the Tree Bank for a osmanthus tree and planted it at home. ...

I think March 12 is our Arbor Day. I also want to plant trees. There may be no place for you to plant trees, and no place for you to plant saplings, let alone free.

This "tree bank" at the foot of Alishan Mountain has no gate. There are several straight cypress trees standing on the roadside, which is a facade. Inside stands the company's famous brand, and the office building is also a beautiful wooden structure.

The tour guide went in to negotiate the use of someone else's bathroom, which was probably not very smooth. After all, it is an office space, which should be equivalent to our "Forestry Bureau" or "Forestry Institute" or something like that? It's a government agency or institution, and the people inside should all be civil servants, most of whom are arrogant, and it's basically difficult to do ugly faces. And we are two big cars and a large group of people.

Later, the guide came out and waved us over. It is said that there are toilets on the first and second floors. Let's go upstairs quietly.

So busloads of tourists entered the office building of Tree Bank one after another. In front of the door stood a man with glasses in his thirties, probably the person in charge there. He smiled and nodded kindly to each of us. It seems that we are guests who come in. Actually, we are waiting in line to use their bathroom.

As soon as they entered the door, their open office area was spacious and bright, and about a dozen staff members were immersed in their work. There was no "wave" because of the arrival of our group of tourists who borrowed toilets. Nobody even looked up at us. They buried themselves in their work. An office door opened on the stairs on the second floor, and we looked like a group of people. A girl came out with a smile and asked softly, where are you from? Do you want to come to class?

Only then did I see a big classroom next to it, with wooden floors and chairs lined up against the wall, and the sign "Touch Nature Education Center" hung at the door. I guess "touching nature" means contacting nature. I asked if I could take pictures. She said: Of course. Are you from the mainland again? I said yes. She smiled again. It was a very warm and comfortable smile. She said that in order to enable students to receive nature education, schools can contact in advance, bring them here for classes, and do handicrafts.

Children's works No wonder there are so many works on the desk in the aisle. It seems to be the skill of the children who come to the tree bank. We get in touch with nature, we can learn to make handicrafts, and we can receive saplings for free. The tree bank makes us curious.

The toilet in Tree Bank is very clean. Like all tourist attractions in Taiwan Province Province, they provide free toilet paper. People who go from the mainland will definitely have different hearts. After going to the toilet, dozens of people came out of the office building one by one, and the middle-aged man was still standing in front of the door, smiling at us humbly. I said thank you to him with special emotion.

Back on the bus, a passenger from Shanghai asked the tour guide: How can he allow us to go in? !

The guide's eyes widened in surprise. How could he disagree? ! They serve the people, right? He disagreed with me and said to him, "You should serve the people, or I will complain."

Later, several tourists from China asked this question. The tour guide is even stranger: alas? Why do you think this is strange? Isn't that normal? What would happen if this happened to you?

A man sitting in front of me said, "Give him 200 yuan and it may be solved." Many people in the car laughed.

Song Dao was born in Taiwan Province province and raised in Taiwan Province province. Her eyes were wide open and she was surprised: that's absolutely impossible! How dare he take it? ! If he dares to ask, someone will report it! I remembered a cold joke:

A man got on a bus in a town. There were no seats in the car, so he had to stand in the aisle. Soon after the car drove, he patted the young man standing by: "Comrade, are you a cadre in the town?" The man said, "No.""Is there anyone in your family in the public security bureau?" The man shook his head again.

"Do you know anyone and relatives who work in the tax bureau?" "no!" "That's good!" The man finally got up the courage and said, "You stepped on my foot."

I want to tell this joke to the tour guide, but I don't think she can understand it. Even if it is only separated by a shallow strait, the barrier of more than half a century has great cultural differences. Forget it.

Posters in the corridor

Tree bank bulletin board

The old text of the classroom on the second floor of Tree Bank. My friend said that he would go to Taiwan Province Province on the ninth day and think of the tree bank under Alishan. If you come here, remember to take some photos.

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