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Suzhou folk songs and nursery rhymes.
The elder sister next door turned around,
Buy every side dish,
Fried shrimp with water bamboo,
Frogs trample on old snails,
The old snail complained:
Tell the monk not to,
Monks recite scriptures,
Can't read Guanyin,
Guanyin fart,
Cha, no, XX, eat.
2. Benedict,
Selling sugar porridge,
Three catties of walnuts and four catties of shells,
One of the seven cubs has a piece of meat,
Put the child back in the empty shell.
Step 3 shake it
Shake to Waipo Bridge
Grandma called me a good baby.
A steamed bread and a cake.
4. As early as the Qing Dynasty, I was used to schoolbags. The weight is quite heavy, and the homework should be handed in.
Last night, I was trapped.
No matter how good the program is, hand it over to the remote control.
Why, my Lord, are you happy?
It's fine, there is no morning TV. )
When I grow up, I will be trapped in prison.
You are the most diligent when you go out at seven.
Bus waves, milk bread
The flag was raised in the school and everyone stood up.
B, p, m, f, all remember.
Three, three, eight, (how much? )
Don't answer, a little annoyed.
Don't run around between classes.
Eating in the waves has a good appetite.
It's the taste, not as delicious as grandma's.
It is polite to see the teacher. Pencil eraser, as long as it works.
There is no need to compare with each other. Physical and mental health is most important.
Unite classmates and don't snitch.
Study hard, it is better to earn money with your parents.
5, an onion, both ends pass;
It's all Nong;
Your mother came and the street waves left;
Buy a small toilet;
Drive away;
Seventeen or eight old bugs.
6. What happened to Ah Yi's plan?
Mosquito bites, get up.
There is no ladder. I'll lend it to you.
Thank you, nai. No eye contact.
7, cockfighting,
My father-in-law flies,
Fly to the sky and eat for nothing.
8. A greasy light
Cuffed to the bed in the back.
A cylinder on the bed.
An egg in a jar
The yellow in the egg
The young monk in Huangli
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eat mung bean soup.
9, the moon swings,
Sisters,
Eldest sister married to Shangtang,
Second sister married to Xiatang,
Nobody wants Third Sister,
A flower sedan chair,
Take it to the monk temple,
When the monk saw the tiger jumping,
The Taoist priest was so anxious that his feet jumped.
You keep the baby, I'll hold it.
10, Suzhou Xuanmiao Temple, two judges from East and West,
The east judge's surname is Pan and the west judge's surname is Guan;
Judge Dong holds a piece of dried bean curd in his hand.
The judge in the west has an old man;
Judge Dong wants to eat the old Bagan in Judge Xi's hand.
Western judges want to eat dried tofu in the hands of eastern judges;
Judge Dong didn't want to send the judge to eat dried tofu.
Western judges don't want to send eastern judges to eat Lao Bu.
1 1, I'm going to copy ten thousand records of Qian Qian.
It's too late for dawn now.
Ten records of careless copying
One, two, three, four ...
12, rocking boat, ferry,
Put it at the corner of Qimen,
Pick up an ear-gouging head,
Hey, hey, hey, hey! (Listening to my mother-in-law)
13, uh-huh, uh-huh treadmill
There is a snake ringing in the water cart.
Swim around to catch frogs
Walking on the green grass.
Grass flowers bear peony.
Lady Peony is getting married.
Sister pomegranate is a matchmaker.
Taohua Yuan Li Puhangjia
Get married in Meiyuan
Dad calls me Shui Hongling.
Mother asked me to call Rinrin.
Long towel, clean the door.
Wipe the tea basin with a short towel.
Wipe the door, the tea basin is shiny and shiny.
14, boom, boom, roast dog meat
Sir, dog meat smells delicious.
Mr. Wang eats at Durant Field.
15, stir-fry, stir-fry, stir-fry soybeans,
Stir-fried soybeans turn over.
16, golden lock
Silver lock
Garahla
17, I want to sing a small folk song.
Rocking a boat in a clam shell and leaving Taihu Lake,
Swallows break through the sea with dirt in their mouths,
Pompidian fish jumped over Tongling Mountain.
18 Xiao Nan, don't cry,
Eat cold porridge when you are hungry.
Salted duck eggs, sauced meat
Do you still cry after eating?
19, Suzhou is good, Suzhou is wonderful
All the gardens in Suzhou are beautiful.
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