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One day, I asked my son, "What is your ideal?"

The son said, "What is the ideal?"

I said, "What do you want to be?"

The son seriously thought, "I want to be a mother, because I can beat my father when I am a mother!" " "

Extract some funny sentences, jokes and brain teasers 1: The hotter the weather, the higher the climb.

2: What animal did you kill but it bled?

Who goes to see a doctor every day?

4: What photo can't tell who it is?

5. Why do a healthy couple give birth to offspring without eyes?

6: Mrs. Wang talks all day, but he talks the least in a month. What month is it?

7: What cloth keeps cutting?

8: Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. What happened?

9. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

10: What will solidify when heated?

Recommend some funny brain teasers! 1, comma hasn't eaten a grain of rice or steamed bread noodles for three months. I'm still alive and well. Why? (comma is still a baby, just suck it. )

2, chocolate and tomatoes fight ~ chocolate won, why? (because of "chocolate bar")

The guest sent a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries at home. Why? (Because the guest gave me a painting)

4. Two fathers and sons went hunting. They each shot a wild duck, but there were only three in all. Why? (three grandparents and grandchildren)

Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages. He is not deaf, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? (Xiao Wang is a baby)

6. There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! That's why (there are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board? (This is a submarine)

A truck driver collided with a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? (Because the truck is not running)

8. A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? (They are mother and son)

9. Is black-bone chicken more powerful or white chicken more powerful? Why? Black chickens are fierce, because black chickens can lay white eggs, and white chickens can't lay black eggs.

10, some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Have you ever seen a cat wear glasses?

About lol's funny brain teaser, please recommend it. What are the nicknames of Gera and Thain in different teams-Plants vs Zombies?

There is a brain teaser/interesting/urgent about the wedding. The wedding goes to the moment when the host interacts with the bride and groom and makes brain teasers (seize the opportunity). . . Character: the friend of the groom or bride (suddenly appeared, which surprised the host. Situation friend: (Hold the host's hand tightly) Hello, Mr. Host, I appreciate your hosting art very much, adding a surprise to this wedding. Thank you. (shake hands warmly) Just now, there were two couples who made a wonderful turn. I want to take this big day to interact with you and your boss (in this case, the bride and groom and their parents) and have a quick brain teaser, okay? Moderator: (unexpected but promised) Yes. Friend: (to everyone) OK, thank you! My question is, have you all seen the sketches performed by Zhao Benshan and Mr. Fan Wei? Moderator, the bride and groom present and their parents (will definitely speak in unison): Yes. Friend: OK, thanks! What is the function of crutches in sketches? Moderator: (It is estimated that the expression will be shocked! But speechless). . . . Friend: Moderator? Let's clap! Rely on the person who holds it! (Applause all the guests at the scene) Moderator (Laugh it off {it's best not to become angry from embarrassment): (Speaking depends on improvisation) Friend: (Immediately to the parents of the bride and groom present) Fan Wei, who is not rich but a cook, lost his head and bought a crutch and walked off the stage with it. What is the function of the cane at this time? The parents of the bride and groom (they just gloated)

Ask a joke or a brain teaser about shit. Xiaogang Feng asked Ge You, What have you been eating recently? What should you do? Ge You: Then eat shit.

Are there 50 funny brain teasers 1? What animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (Lost) 2. What animal will never win or lose in guessing boxing? Answer: Crab 3. What animal falls most easily? Answer: sly fox (slippery foot) 4. What chicken has no wings? Answer: Frog 5. If there is a fire in the zoo, which animal will escape first? Answer: Male 6. The farmer raised 10 cows, only 19 horns. Why? Answer: There is a rhinoceros. 7. What animal can be stuck on the wall? Answer: Seal (poster) 8. Let nine horses be evenly distributed in ten stalls, and the number of horses in each stall is the same. How to divide it? Answer: Put nine horses in a stable and put nine rings on the outside of the stable. 9. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Chaodi 10, water snake, python, bamboo snake, which is longer? Answer: green bamboo snake 1 1. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: 12 director of the zoo, there are a group of chickens running around in the vegetable field. Whose chickens are they? Answer: mother hen's 13, a row of three trees, tied to ten horses, not two. How many horses are tied to each tree? Answer: one, six, three trees! Of course, there is one tied to every tree! 14, what did you kill but it was still your own blood? Answer: mosquito 15, a bull and a cow, guess three words. Answer: two cows 16, a bull and a cow, guess five words. Answer: There are two cows 17. There are ten birds in the forest. One of them was killed and the other nine didn't fly away. Why? Answer: Because it is ostrich 18, a sheep is eating grass, and a wolf passes by, but doesn't eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: shrimp 19, another wolf passed by, but still didn't eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: prawn 20. The sheep passed by the wolf and shouted at the wolf. The wolf still didn't eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: Lobster 2 1. Which is the fastest way for a cheetah to run from Beijing to Shanghai? Answer: The road on the map is 22 meters long, the runway is 2 meters long, the red crab is seven inches long and the black crab is five inches long. Who finished first? Answer: Black crab (red crab is ripe) 23. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? Answer: Dogs don't sweat. 24. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because trees can't jump. 25. A man took a big bite of watermelon and then stood outside the door and vomited. Why? Hit an animal. Answer: Rabbit (vomit) 26. After drinking, you stand on the side of the road and shout at the earth. Guess an animal. Answer: Hare 27. Dogs let cats cook-guess an animal. Answer: Panda 28, cats don't do it-guess an animal. Answer: White Bear 29. This dog is an animal. Answer: Bear 30. Puppies often don't take a bath. Why doesn't it give birth to cockroaches? Answer: Dogs can only have puppies. 3 1. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: panda, look at its dark circles. 32. Why do geese fly to the south for the winter? Answer: Because walking is too slow. 33. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in 5 minutes? Answer: No, there is no corn in the orchard. 34. There are ten fish in the fish tank, and one is dead. How many? Answer: Ten, dead fish are also fish. 35. What kind of thief can be executed immediately after being caught? Answer: squid 36. A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? Answer: Because it is a blind cat. 37. What animal is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger 38. You stand with a pig and guess an animal. Answer: Like 39, the wolf dragged away the ewe, why did the lamb follow without saying a word? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly. 40. An animal in the Arctic has two peaks on its four legs. Guess a five-character animal. Answer: The Lost Camel 4 1. The teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated after being cut into two parts. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworm died. Why? Answer: Because he cut it vertically. 42. Choose a dog and shoot an animal at the dog training ground. Answer: Cat 43. The pig ran out of the pigsty. What should I do? Hit a male singer in Taiwan Province Province and a male singer in Hong Kong. A: Wang Lihong, Hacken Lee 44. There are two apples on the apple tree, and now there are three little monkeys. /kloc-How many apples and monkeys are there in the tree in 0/0 minute? Answer: There are two apples and no monkeys. 45. Chicken, dog and cat recite together. Which one will the teacher ask to recite first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei) 46. Why Doraemon likes to help others? Answer: lend a helping hand. An ant accidentally fell off the plane and died. How did you die? Answer: starve to death. A hunter went to the forest to hunt. He only brought three flying knives. He firmly believes that nothing in the world can escape his three flying knives. He walked and met a man-eating orangutan. The orangutan beat his chest and walked up to him. He threw the first flying knife, but it was caught by the orangutan's left hand. He threw a second flying knife, but it was caught by the orangutan's right hand. Finally, he threw the last flying knife; Suddenly flying sand and stones, flurry, finished! The last flying knife was actually held in the mouth by the hateful beast, and the brave hunter was desperate; The hateful orangutan barks and growls proudly; The ending is-the orangutan is dead. Why? Answer: When the orangutan roared, he beat his chest with his hands and killed himself. 49: What is Garfield's favorite dog? Answer: Hot dog 50. A male gecko and a female gecko are afraid of falling in love on the wall. The female gecko said a word, which is a reduplication. Then, with a bang, the male gecko fell to the ground and asked, what did the female gecko say? Answer: hug.

Are there any super funny brain teasers? Tough prank question:

1 There is a little dog. Its name is Darling. It is very clever. You said Guo Jing taught him to say Dad.

Huang Rong taught it to say mom, which sentence would it say first?

The tortoise and the rabbit are going to compete again, but they have invited a stupid pig as the referee. Who do you think will win?

A cat was chased into a dead end by a dog.

In front is a pile of walls 1.6 meters high.

The dog is 0.8 meters tall and the cat is only 0.3 meters tall.

The dog thought, where are you going this time?

As a result, the cat jumped over with a rustle.

The dog wants to know, how did the cat get there

In ancient times, there was a benzene man who asked him if he knew anything.

Do you know his name?

On the left is a wolf, very big and hungry; The ghost on the right is scary, with long hair and long tongue? Head;

You only have one arrow. Did you shoot a wolf or a ghost?

Have you heard the story that "the big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"

Who has a funny brain teaser? Be original! How did Hello Kitty die? Starve to death (Hello Kitty has no mouth)

Who has super funny jokes and brain teasers? The more, the better. 1 A person often drinks too much.

A friend advised him: "It is not advisable to drink too much wine. Look at the cloth at the mouth of the jar, it often goes bad first. " . You drink less in the future! "

The man replied, "But distiller's grains meat is the least perishable!" " "

I remember going to the swimming pool with my parents once. As soon as I entered the gate, I saw a social youth with works tattooed on his body, shaved his head and a big gold chain hanging around his neck!

When we got into the water to get used to the temperature, we watched the brother swagger past a station in the water, and lightning happened ... the thick gold chain around his neck floated on the water. ...

The male teacher said angrily to a girl who was sleeping in class, "I'm so tired up there, don't move down there!" " If you don't cooperate, you won't even respond If there is nothing in your stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher! "The whole class fainted.

The company decided to lay off several employees through an exam, and the boss gave me a question, the idiom fills in the blanks, and there was nothing ().

The personnel department didn't understand, and the boss explained the answer: who fills in "Gou", the man stays and the woman leaves; Anyone who writes "hang" will be dumped by the woman and dumped by the man.

I admire his talent.

She said sadly to her friend, "I had a quarrel with my husband. He yelled at me and told me to take my things and get out." I put my husband in my bag and cried that you are mine. "

"It's touching. Then what? " The friend asked.

She replied, "Then he packed four bags before I finished packing."