A joke with some educational significance

Have you ever driven a big sports car?

I just bought an Otto's Xiao Wang and tried it on the quiet Third Ring Road in the middle of the night. He drove happily. A big Ben overtook him from behind. When he wanted to overtake, he drove the big Ben guy away, leaned out and shouted at Xiao Wang, "Dude, have you ever driven Big Ben?" Then I drove away, and Xiao Wang didn't come back long before he ran away. What's so ugly about it? Bah. After a while, Xiao Wang forgot about it and drove around happily. When Big Ben came from behind again, he was very happy, as if he were taking a car. When overtaking, the guy who opened Big Ben shouted at Xiao Wang again: "Dude, you opened Big Ben!" " "This angered Xiao Wang. He wanted to catch up, but he couldn't. Dry gas can't help it. It didn't go far, little Wang Le. The bus crashed into the guardrail.

Haha, Xiao Wang also stopped the car. He wants to see the bear look of that arrogant guy. He came to the car and saw that the guy was fine and not seriously injured. Seeing him coming, he opened his mouth and said, "Dude, are you running away?"

Xiao Wang was almost out of breath, but this guy said below that Xiao Wang was really out of breath. He said, "Dude, have you ever driven a big run?" Where are the brakes? "

There was a rich man who couldn't read, but didn't want others to know, so every time he asked others to write couplets, he asked others to give him his own name.

Once, the rich man's mother celebrated her birthday, and the rich man quietly invited a scholar to write couplets. The scholar wrote: "The days are getting longer and longer, and the spring is full of kung fu."

The rich man said discontentedly after listening to the scholar's words, "No way. It should be' mother longevity', change it! "

The scholar said, "But' Niang' means' Dad'!"

"Call you change you change, don't say so many useless talk! Remember, it belongs to my name! " The rich man said that and left.

On the birthday of the rich man's mother, a couplet was posted: "The older you get, the longer your mother lives, and the spring is full."

Everyone gathered around the door and pointed to this couplet: "What a rich man's father!"