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I like to wake up for a new day,
Brush my dreams
Away from the night,
Look out
My window is very wide.
Want to know the weather outside,
Want to know something exciting?
This brilliant, unused day
Will bring.
early morning
I like to wake up every morning to meet,
Shake off the dream dust of a night easily,
Looking out of the window,
Whether the vast world is clear and cloudless,
Imagine how exciting this is.
This glorious new day will be presented.
Inner music
What is life?
This is the color of autumn,
Mild snowfall in winter,
A shower in spring,
Summer sunshine.
It is in the laughter of young people and old people.
In people's hopes,
In the best wishes.
What is life?
It is happiness, consciousness,
And inner music.
Inner music
What is life like?
It is soaked with gorgeous autumn colors,
Floating in the soft winter snow,
In the spring rain,
On a gorgeous summer day.
It is contained in the laughter of old people and children.
It is surging in people's hopes,
It ripples in beautiful blessings.
What is life like?
This is happiness, this is understanding,
It's the music in my heart.
A big black bug bit a big black bear and made it bleed.
Black background, brown background.
Fresh fried fish, fresh fried fish, fresh fried fish, fresh fried fish.
The batter with butter is a better batter!
Don't ask for trouble unless trouble comes to you!
If chewing gum can boil oil, how much oil can chewing gum boil?
A big black bug bit a big black bear and made it bleed.
Once bitten, twice shy. Once bitten, twice shy.
Pour the water into the sieve. Draw water with a sieve.
A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit.
The fox will get old, but it will never get better. The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature
Faithful friends are hard to find. A bosom friend is hard to find.
Actions speak louder than words. Facts speak plainer than words.
"Sorry, madam, I have to charge you $20 for pulling your child's tooth."
"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you said you only charge four dollars for such a job! "
"Yes, but the young man shouted and scared the other four patients out of the office."
"Sorry, madam, I have to charge $20 for pulling your child's tooth."
"Twenty dollars! Why? I didn't say it was only 4 yuan. "
"Yes, but your child made a hullabaloo about and scared all the other four patients away."
Teacher: Why are you late every morning?
Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".
Teacher: Why are you late every morning?
Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-"
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