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1, if you don't worry about three meals a day, just eat the old eight-secret hamburger.

2, masochism: abuse me. Sadist: No.

3, wake up in the middle of the night to help roommates cover the quilt.

4. Don't sing in May-dumb May day

Once upon a time, there was a little dolphin with no ass.

6. Stand on the tree and rap and type a word: Sang.

7. Experts say that you can't eat breakfast on an empty stomach.

8, garbage classification, starting from me.

9. It used to be four, hahahaha.

10, I thought I was so handsome that she wouldn't call the police.