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Basketball is my teacher's composition.

On the way to being a teacher, many people said that I had a pleasant journey. Some people doubt: "How can you be a primary school teacher who has been working in the countryside?" ? Do you have any family background? Is there a rich economic foundation? "Frankly speaking: I come from a peasant family. When I was in the second grade, my father who had been ill for five years passed away! At that time, the family really couldn't find anything decent. It was really a family.

198 1, and was admitted to Rugao Normal School in Jiangsu Province with a score higher than that of key high schools. I was overjoyed. However, the day when I reported to Rugao Normal School was an indelible memory. It rained heavily, and many students happily went on their way under the care of their parents. However, at the age of 15, I was alone (because of excessive sadness and fatigue, my mother's waist was bent and her hair was growing, so I couldn't bear to let my mother send me), carrying my luggage down a pole step by step and walking from Huashe Village to Wadian Township. Due to the heavy rain, the river swelled and it was impossible to sail. One more step and three slips, and you will reach Baidian Township. It takes dozens of miles of muddy roads to take a bus. When I touched Rugao and stepped into the school gate, my shoulders were worn out and soaked through, with rain, sweat and tears. ...

I still clearly remember that my sister would give me a few pieces of money consisting of ten cents and twenty cents before going home to school. When winter came, the normal teacher specially gave me a cotton wool. ...

In life, I am unlucky; But in my career, I am very lucky, and my luck is as smooth as Homer's poem "(Bacon). Indeed, I am very lucky. I met a good teacher when I was studying. They gave me a positive attitude and the spirit of hard work. I am very lucky. After work, I met a good colleague who helped me and cheered me on. I am especially lucky. Occasionally meet a good leader. They appreciate me and give me a stage ... whether in the teacher's lecture table, in front of the reporter's interview machine, in the usual chat or in my special thank-you article, I always say: I don't have any special abilities, but I am lucky to meet good teachers, colleagues, leaders and classmates.

Now that I think about it, I want to thank another one, that is, my "basketball tutor"!

I have always lived in the countryside. I graduated from junior high school and have never been exposed to basketball. After arriving at the normal school, she was selected for the school basketball team because she was tall among her classmates. From then on, no matter in the early morning at dawn, at noon in the scorching sun, or at night in the dim moonlight, my figure will flash on the basketball court. At that time, I just wanted to be superior on the basketball court, chase my dreams and let go of my hopes. 1981——1984 Shi Ru knows that "Hua Yinglong is an out-and-out basketball fan".

In the first four years of my work, I taught physical education and mathematics while teaching the school women's basketball. From now on, I only teach math and insist on playing basketball every day. On weekdays, others play cards and I play ball. If you have a partner, you can fight together. If your partner doesn't have time, I'll play alone. I won't miss any classic NBA game. Everyone around us knows that "Hua Yinglong is a die-hard basketball fan".

I have a soft spot for basketball, which has benefited me a lot.

Shoot by hand

Clap your hands and clap your hands, and the feeling is accumulated through repeated practice over and over again. In order to practice excellent teaching basic skills and improve my sense of class, I creatively launched the "class self-evaluation": while attending class, I recorded my own class, listened to the tape after class, reflected and asked my peers for advice. 1994 the first article I published in people's education was "Young teachers might as well listen to their own lessons".

With the increase of teaching experience, I feel that my theoretical knowledge is getting poorer and poorer. So after correcting homework and preparing lessons, I picked up the self-taught textbooks for junior college and undergraduate students, participated in correspondence courses for graduate students in education management, picked up "Tao Xingzhi" and "Suhomlinski", picked up "Curriculum and Teaching Philosophy" and "History of Chinese Mathematics" ... There are no Sundays and holidays in my calendar, and I only have five or six hours of sleep every day. Tears will flow out in the middle of the night and I often sleep with my clothes. Get up, run, warm up and continue reading. The first month is lively, people play cards for entertainment, and delicacies are delicious; Into the dormitory, holding books, eating steamed bread, indulging in the kingdom of education and teaching.

"I don't ask about pain, happiness, failure or victory, because a man's career must be around the clock" (Goth).

Play every ball well

Play every ball well. On the basketball court, no matter what the opponent's strength is, I play seriously and devote myself to it, and try my best to play. Even now the year is approaching, colleagues always say, "You are really good!" "I think we should cherish every opportunity to improve through exercise, and I also think this' seriousness' is a kind of' respect' for each other.

Meeting is fate. Years of basketball life, let me learn to communicate with people, understand that the first prerequisite for communication is respect. On the court, respect the coach, the partner, the opponent, the referee and the audience. At work, respect leaders, colleagues, classmates, classmates' parents, and all those who are related to themselves and have nothing to do with themselves.

I remember that I had just transferred to the county experimental primary school and there was a new sixth-grade class. I was challenged because I thought I could attract my classmates. It's been two weeks since school started. A boy, young, didn't take a good look at me and was not interested in me. What is the reason? It turns out that this classmate looks very special: he is not tall, but his waist is bowed; Eyes are not big, eyebrows droop, lips open, nostrils slightly open; His hair is short but tangled ... Look at his appearance carefully, and the image of quasimodo, the bell ringer in Hugo's Notre Dame de Paris, comes to mind. When I think of quasimodo, my heart is full of joy and I accept him. Quasimodo is ugly, but she is beautiful inside. Further understanding, this classmate actually doesn't look at people at all, but only loves small animals. There are always some small reptiles in the pencil box. He doesn't make trouble, but he hates doing homework and his grades are not good. He always fails in math exams. His parents have no hope for him and plan to let him open a small shop after graduating from primary school. It turned out that his bad image hindered his normal communication with people and caused his psychological barrier.

After thinking for two days, I came up with a communication method. On Monday, after math class, the little boy played by the flower bed. I walked over to watch him play ball. He ignored me, as if looking for bugs in the flower bed. "Little A, what can I do for you?" He didn't look up and didn't promise. "Let's make friends, shall we?" He still ignored me. Paused for more than ten seconds, "little A, I have a place that looks like you. Look at my lips-""I also have a scar on my lips. This time, Xiao looked up with a surprised look in his eyes. I feel that our psychological distance is very close, and we are in the same boat. This is my application of "similarity effect" in communication theory. "I fell here when I was a child. What about you? " "Me too." (Actually, he was born. He finally talked to me, and his voice was very close. Later, I called him "Little Darwin" in class, invited him to my house to play, lent him the biography of Darwin, and gave him a chance to show it in class ... Little A has changed. His mother said he looked like a "changed person", and his father said I was Xiao A's "reborn parents".

Everyone has the nature of loving beauty and hating ugliness, and Confucius is no exception. "I judge people by their words, but I lost them. I judge a book by its cover and lost my feather. " But people's need for respect is innate. Teachers in the new era must respect their classmates' hobbies, ways of thinking, thoughts and feelings, and values, but first of all, they should respect their personality and their figure and appearance. We should adjust our sight in class, so that students and underachievers with defective appearance can see the kind eyes of teachers and feel the sunshine of happiness in school every day. On the road, even in the street, farmers carrying food and goods struggle uphill, and I will give them a push. I think they are very kind, so are my parents, with dark faces and calloused hands. I always live in the sun, because I know and try my best to respect everyone.

Take the lead in applause

On the basketball court, every time my partner plays well, I will take the lead in clapping while running back quickly; I will wink at my opponent when he plays a particularly wonderful ball. Everyone is eager to be appreciated by others. Students need to build up their confidence in themselves from the teacher's evaluation of him.

Once in the review class of "Interoperability of Decimals, Fractions and Percentages", I asked my classmates to convert decimals such as 0.2 into percentages. After Xiao Y (an underachiever in mathematics) answered "20%", I asked her to talk about the process of thinking. She wanted to say "0.2 equals two tenths", but she didn't say it until "ten tenths …". The students booed, and I motioned not to interrupt and let her continue. An embarrassed classmate said, "0.2 equals two tenths, which equals one fifth". Some students couldn't help laughing. I was also thinking: Where is this? I still have the patience to let her talk. "Multiplying the numerator and denominator by 20 equals 20%." "Oh, that's amazing!" After listening to my praise, the students clapped their hands. "You see, Xiao Y students first use the meaning of decimals to make decimals into components, then divide them according to the basic properties of fractions, and then flexibly use the basic properties of fractions to skillfully turn fractions into percentages. How clearly she has mastered this series of knowledge and can use it freely, which is great! Teacher Hua hasn't thought of such a good example of reviewing decimals, fractions and percentages. Teacher Hua wants to learn from her! " There was more applause in the classroom, and Xiao Y had tears in her eyes ... The whole class was infected by this scene, and the students' interest was mobilized. The teaching effect is surprisingly good, and "boiled water" has become "Maotai".

Review class is the most difficult, often boring, and there is a danger of speculation. If you want to have a lively and climax, you can't rely on the compilation of several "nine songs and eighteen bends". Teachers' appreciation, praise and encouragement will bring great happiness, great confidence and more investment to students themselves and his classmates, so that classroom teaching can get rid of the rigid coat and expose opportunities. Only when teachers and students wholeheartedly appreciate each other and work together to explore and invent classroom teaching full of vitality can teachers and students not only teach and learn in class, but also feel the surge and growth of life. Only in this class can students be satisfied and developed in many aspects, and teachers' work will shine with the brilliance of invention and the charm of human nature.

Growth needs smelly balls and boos.

On the basketball court, there were applause and boos. Applause, let me play more heartily; The booing prompted me to improve faster. Years of "basketball life" have taught me to accept applause and criticism.

In a lecture on examination paper evaluation, I discussed such a question:

At 3 o'clock, the angle between the hour hand and the minute hand on the clock face is () degrees. 1 hour later, the hour hand and the minute hand will form an angle ().

I drew a picture of the clock face, commented on it, and found that this is a good question, which can penetrate extreme thoughts. So I asked my classmates, "If you don't ask for another 1 hour, but ask for another 1 minute, what is the angle between the hour hand and the minute hand?" The students are at a loss. After three or four seconds, several students replied: it's still obtuse. I am what I want. "yes! Even after 1 s, the angle between the hour hand and the minute hand will be greater than 90 degrees, so it is obtuse! " The students nodded and praised the teacher's cleverness, and I was somewhat complacent.

After class, two students, Zhong Weiping and Shao Huihui, came to me. "Teacher Hua, you made a mistake in class." I was puzzled, thought for a moment and said, "How come? Teacher Hua's class today is right. " "We solved ..." There was some doubt in the tone. I think we should listen carefully. "The minute hand moves faster than the hour hand, so in 1 minute, the angle between the hour hand and the minute hand is acute, not obtuse."

Gee, I was really wrong.

I praised them "severely" and immediately said: First, I admitted my mistake in public the next day; Second, praise their spirit of being good at independent thinking; Third, give them two business cards that say, "To my teacher!" " "

The ideal teaching should be conversational, teachers and students ask for advice from each other, and both sides are teachers and classmates. Teachers and students are equal in criticizing education. Of course, teachers can criticize classmates, and classmates can also criticize teachers. As a teacher, we should enrich our knowledge and improve our rationality from time to time. Because only rich knowledge and thorough rationality can give people an atmosphere. This atmosphere is very important as a teacher. Because only atmosphere can sincerely encourage students to fly the wings of imagination and expand their narrow spiritual space.

Catch and pass the ball.

On the basketball court, you can't just know how to catch the ball and not know how to pass it. Basketball is a team project, so you should know how to cooperate and pay. The same is true of education. I am a math teacher and often assign Chinese homework. The door is always open in class, and colleagues are warmly welcome to come to my classroom for lectures and exchanges. I dedicate my best lesson plan to let young teachers raise the sails of teaching the sea. The unrecognizable essay makes middle-aged and elderly teachers taste the taste of winning the excellent thesis award. Give a full account of the research data accumulated in more than ten years and carry out research with the teachers of the teaching and research group. I refuse to relax after going to the toilet for a few minutes, and I am willing to help my colleagues for five or six hours. Although a good friend once disappeared after borrowing 0.2 million/200 thousand from his savings for more than ten years, his enthusiasm for helping his friends has not diminished. Because I know that Washington's father said a word that affected the whole United States: "If you help others get what they want, you can get everything you want." Because I also know what Mr. Hua said, "People help me remember forever, and I help others remember forever." I don't like people who help others and talk about it everywhere, and I don't like people who help others and chase after people who want to repay them.

When the whistle always blows for me.

If you meet an eccentric referee in the basketball game, you will be in trouble. A leg lift, "Du-"take the ball away; You just jumped up together, and then "beep-"fouled ... you are always at a loss. You understand that the referee is biased, but you can't be angry or angry. At this time, the wisest thing to do is to ignore the referee's wrong judgment and try to play every ball seriously, persistently and unhurriedly. Basketball is a highly antagonistic sport. The stronger your scoring ability is, the tighter your opponent will look at you, and the more he will stare at you like candy, the more he will do little tricks on you. Your opponent is better than you, so you should improve yourself. If you try to drag him into the water secretly, you will be fouled, and finally, ...