Encyclopedia of immune jokes

1. When I took a taxi in a hurry in the morning, the driver gave me a look: "Hey, in such a hurry, let's go to the college entrance examination!"

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I was shocked and then ecstatic. I didn't expect to be mistaken for a high school student now ~ ~ ~

I was just about to show a hahaha expression when the driver asked, "Does your child study arts or science?"

2. Xiao Wang's grandmother accidentally fell down the stairs, and Xiao Wang took her to the hospital. The doctor found that the situation was not very optimistic, so he pulled Xiao Wang aside and said, "Mr. Wang, your grandmother's leg." . "

"You are paralyzed, who are you scolding?"

The man accosted a girl on the bus.

The man said to the woman, "You really look like my ex-girlfriend."

The woman bowed her head in shame and asked, "So … why did you break up with her?"

Man: "I think she is ugly."

4. Female: "I especially like pets."

M: "I like it too. I had a big cat when I was a child. "

Woman: "Really?"

Man: "Well, it's all black."