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Father-in-law makes trouble with the bride like this? Five equally embarrassing moments in history take stock of ancient examples of scraping ash.

Two days ago, a video of my father-in-law hugging and "kissing" the bride at the wedding exploded the circle of friends and Weibo!

Boom!

There's nothing.

Ok, the person involved made a statement balabala, and then I deleted it, and then there were only processed pictures.

Seeing your brainwave, in a sense, if it is true, it is a veritable Father Qing Zi!

Speaking of Qing Dad's son, Jian Jun discovered five ancient related events or rumors. In fact, you don't have to reject it ~ you can criticize it better if you know it, right?

Dad's son's name is Pahui.

Explain its origin: "Weng cheated his wife, commonly known as collecting dust and stealing tin." Tin is homophonic with his daughter-in-law, thinking it is a code word. "

There used to be a temple with a strong incense. Residents nearby secretly went to pick up the tin foil money ash in the incense burner and find out the tin to sell. Picking up ash is stealing tin, and taking the homonym of tin and daughter-in-law as a reference for stealing daughter-in-law.

It is said that folk parents-in-law and daughter-in-law have a love affair called collecting ashes.

Some people explain that picking up ashes means bending down and kneeling on the ground, which will dirty your knees. Knee daughter-in-law homophonic, dirty knee, meaning dirty daughter-in-law

It seems that raking ash has existed since ancient times and is a social phenomenon. School easy search feels creepy ~ keep watching! Look down!

Ancient cases of scraping ash

There were many cases of climbing ash in ancient times, such as war, famine, plague and so on. There was an unusual phenomenon of climbing ash in Lingnan in the late Tang Dynasty. Of course, in ancient times, because men were away from home for a long time, it happened from time to time that my father-in-law picked up ashes at home.

However, the protagonists of the five cases we are going to introduce today are all famous emperors or writers.

I can take back my plan.

He is Li Yuanhao, the founding emperor of Xixia, who expanded the territory; The establishment of Xue Fan; Create Xixia Wen and become a famous emperor. But his fame is not only due to his achievements, but also reflected in his history of "collecting ashes".

Like many emperors, Li Yuanhao had many great achievements, but there were also many subjective and objective defects.

After the establishment of Xixia, he mistakenly thought that the imperial power was consolidated, immersed in his own prominent environment, and turned a blind eye to state affairs in his later years.

In this way, Li Yuanhao often left the palace of Helan Mountain to play with many concubines and indulge in debauchery.

Most importantly, he had intended to marry his second son, Ning Lingge, but he didn't move. Li Yuanhao's behavior became more and more dissolute, and she even made her the new queen because her daughter-in-law was beautiful.

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The prince was soon turned green by his father.

Zhu Wen was the first emperor of Hou Liang in the Five Dynasties. In the process of doing business, he paid attention to abolishing heavy taxes and encouraging agricultural development.

In the first year of God bless, Zhu Wen began to indulge himself after the death of his first wife.

At that time, Hou Liang's policy was that the prince wanted to unify his army. Taking this opportunity, Zhu Wen often called his daughter-in-law into the palace for adultery. Zhu Wen's adultery and marrying a daughter-in-law will certainly arouse the disgust of the prince. What should we do?

Zhu Wen creatively put forward the creative idea of "competing for favor and seizing Chu Jun".

He not only put forward the idea, but also put it into practice. Zhu Wen has an adopted son Zhu Youwen who is not related by blood. Zhu Youwen's wife Wang is very beautiful. Zhu Wen loved the king of Chu very much, so he had the idea of establishing an adopted son, Chu Jun.

Zhu Wen's new point of view puts forward that every prince, in order to keep a position, takes the initiative to send his wife to his father's bed to compete for love and do everything possible to please Zhu Wen in order to inherit the throne in the future.

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Gong Xuan built a platform for his wife.

Gong Xuan was the15th monarch of Wei in the Spring and Autumn Period. After his brother and Gong abolished him, he came back from Xing and succeeded him. In the eighteenth year of his reign, he often sent troops to invade Yun and Zheng. Finally, under the mediation of Qi Huangong, the alliance stopped fighting.

This Wei is also a famous goat. ordinary

Gong Wei didn't want to talk about it, so he asked the craftsmen to build a high platform by the Qi River. With exquisite structure and gorgeous decoration, it is called Xintai. Xuan Jiang took a new station and married her for her son, which was reviled by the literati at that time.

This woman was very concerned about her father, coveted Wei's wife and her son, and finally died of illness.

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The most literary ashes

Su Dongpo is a great writer and brilliant, but his son is mediocre. But this foolish son who only knows how to eat, drink and be merry has married a talented and handsome wife.

One day, my son went out, Su Dongpo was alone in the study, and my daughter-in-law brought her father-in-law a cup of tea.

The daughter-in-law walked up to Su Dongpo with a teacup and said weakly, "Dad, have a cup of tea and have a rest!" " "

My daughter-in-law is a talented woman, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, and loves Sue's scholarly family, so she married happily.

On this day, when she met such an opportunity, she "couldn't send it if she wanted to, but poured a cup of tea."

Su Dongpo was meditating when he saw his daughter-in-law coming gracefully. She looks like a peach blossom today, and her eyes are full of the breath of spring. Su Shi couldn't help looking at her for a while, a little carried away. Just when he was in high spirits, he suddenly remembered that this was his daughter-in-law and suddenly blushed.

The daughter-in-law climbed up the pole. "Why is my grandfather blushing?" Su Dongpo did not answer, picked up the teacup and quickly wrote two poems on the table with his index finger: "There is a pipa in the green gauze account, although it is in spring, I dare not play it."

Su Dongpo is a "real celebrity". He is informal and hasn't cleaned the table for a long time. There is a thick layer of ash on the table, and the handwriting is very clear.

After reading it, the daughter-in-law quickly wrote two more sentences with her fingers: "Borrow a song from my father-in-law, and the fat water will not flow to outsiders." Write red face ran into the room.

Su Dongpo was secretly happy and was about to follow him in to do good deeds. But his son came back at this time. Seeing Su Dongpo's face beaming, he asked, "Father, what are you doing, so excited?"

Su Dongpo was surprised and quickly wiped the handwriting on the table with his sleeve. "Nothing, I'm picking up dust." That's great, purple clothes thought. If Sue's son comes back half an hour late, it won't be so easy to kill.

This is the origin of Su Dongpo's edition of "Collecting the Ashes" which is widely circulated in the society. However, for the record, this paragraph was invented by later generations in order to provide more information for scholars to talk about after dinner. Of course, both he and Wang Anshi have been told very similar stories, which cannot but arouse people's thinking.

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The "swan song" of eternal love

After creating a prosperous era, Li Longji gradually began to satisfy and indulge in pleasure. Without the previous hard work spirit and the frugality of reform, Zhang Jiuling, the upright and upright prime minister, was dismissed from office.

In the 25th year of Kaiyuan, Wu Huifei of Li Longji died, and Li Longji was restless day and night. Although there are many beautiful women in the harem, none of them can satisfy him. I heard that Yang Yuhuan, the concubine of Wu Huifei's son Li Mao, was very beautiful and gorgeous, so she was called into the palace regardless of any etiquette. Yang Yuhuan is well known for his temperament, intelligence, singing and dancing, and is very popular with Xuanzong.

In August of the fourth year of Tianbao, Yang Yuhuan was made the imperial concubine, and officially began the life of scraping ash.

Li Longji tried to please the imperial concubine. In order to cater to her love of clothes, more than 700 people specially waited on the imperial concubine to make clothes for her. In order to let her eat her favorite litchi, Li Longji also ordered the opening of a thousand miles tribute road from Lingnan to the capital Chang 'an, so that litchi could be quickly transported to Chang 'an by fast horses in time. With the appearance of Yang Guifei, luxury goods in Li Longji became more and more prosperous, which laid the foundation for the decline of the dynasty.

"The earth lasts forever, and the sky lasts forever; One day, both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever "is perhaps the most powerful criticism of this story." "

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Rumors?

This matter began to ferment gradually, and there were rumors on the Internet that marriage fights and even father-in-law committed suicide. Look at Jian Jun, I hope everyone can see it clearly ~

Relatives of the parties also responded positively.

2: Not long after, the person involved made a speech.

3. People who claim to be family members broadcast rumors live.

Now we can see their family's statement on this matter at least three times from various channels.

1: The attorney declared that he was not married, but only performing.

2. After a relative publicly said that he didn't kiss, he just kissed his forehead.

3: kiss your face.

The expression of calling yourself MC after marriage is:

Look, you don't know the specific situation, just list it and don't comment. I don't know which three of these four situations are rumors.

We can go and have a look.

Custom? Vulgar?

Regarding the performance form of this wedding, many local netizens said that there are indeed noisy fathers-in-law and new wives in Jiangsu. However, if everyone kisses the bride, it can only show that the father-in-law is a hooligan.

A netizen from Huai 'an also said: I am not surprised to see this video. Not only Yancheng, but also Huai 'an. Father-in-law's picking up ashes has always been the local people's favorite yellow joke.