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The headmaster is his son.
[former principal]
In the morning, the mother woke her son: "get up, son, it's time for school!" " "
The son said, "Mom, I don't want to go."
Mom said, "Give two reasons why you won't go."
The son replied, "First, the children there don't like me, and second, the teacher hates me."
Mom: "that can't be the reason why you don't go to school."
The son said, "Then give me two reasons why I should go."
Mother said, "First, you are 52 years old. Second, you are the headmaster of the school."
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