Children's joke: "You are stunted!"

1, beaten by a child, I said angrily, "Why do you bully adults?"

The child said, "You are not an adult, you are a bad youth!" " "

My heart thumped. Did he see my bad history?

He said guiltily, "What's wrong with me?"

I didn't expect him to kill me in one sentence. He said, "You are stunted!"

Xiong Haizi, is your family there? I promise not to kill you!

Just had a quarrel with my wife, she stormed into the kitchen. At this moment, I asked my son, "Do you help mom or dad?" The son said affirmatively, "Of course, I helped my father!" " "After that, he ran. Children still have a conscience. . . After a while, my son threw the washboard in front of me and said, "Dad, I brought it for you. Kneel down! " "

In the garden, I heard a four-or five-year-old child say loudly, "Let's do something!"

I was surprised, so I stopped to see how they played, and then I saw this child pointing to another child and saying, "You will be shit, and we will be alive!" " "

My father often says to me, "Son, you should read more books. As the saying goes, take Wan Li Road and read thousands of books. Reading is like writing, books are the ladder of human progress ... (5000 words are omitted here) "When I grow up, I heard people say that" ugly people should read more books "before I knew that my father really had good intentions! ! !

Big fat's birthday falls on Sunday this year. The fat man ate the cake with relish.

He said thoughtfully, "I understand why my birthday is Sunday."

"Why?" Everyone is puzzled.

Big fat: "Because my mother doesn't go to work on Sunday, she has time to give birth to me."

6. The son pointed to little red dot on his arm and said, "Mom, there are mosquitoes in the kindergarten. You see, they bit me several bags. " Mother took toilet water and painted it on him, saying, "Toilet water can relieve itching and give off a special smell." Mosquitoes will not bite you when they smell it. " After listening, the son frowned and said, "Mom, I'm still worried. What if they pinch their noses and bite me? " Me. . .

7. When I was 2 years old, I couldn't walk and I didn't know the cause.

Parents were anxious to seek medical advice everywhere, and finally tried their best to find an old expert to ask for a long time and finally diagnosed-nothing, the child is lazy.