What did Grandmother Jia write when she invited Granny Liu to dinner, and she didn't intend to make fun of it.

Writing about Xifeng Yuanyang is intended to make fun of Granny Liu.

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Xi-feng asked Mrs. Wang where she had breakfast. Mrs. Wang said, "Where is the old lady?" . "It's right there." Hearing this, Grandmother Jia turned around and said, "Your third sister will be fine." So you brought someone to decorate, and we sat down from here. Hearing this, Xifeng hurried back to meet Tanchun, Li Wan, Yuanyang and Amber, and then took a shortcut to Qiushuangzhai, where she set up a console table in Xiaocui pond. "。 Yuanyang said with a smile, "Every day, our old man outside drinks and makes fun of Xianggong, saying that he has a Xianggong. We also got a women's quilt today. "Li Wan is a kind person, and she is puzzled. Knowing that he was talking about Granny Liu, Xi-feng said with a smile, "Let's play a joke on him today. "The two of them negotiate like this. Li Wan smiled and said, "You don't do anything good. You are not children anymore. You are still so naughty. Listen carefully to the old lady. " Yuanyang smiled and said, "It's none of your business. I do. Just then, I saw the grandmother Jia and others coming and sat down casually. "。 First, the maid brought two plates of tea, and everyone finished eating. Feng was holding a towel made of western cloth, wrapped in an ebony inlaid with silver chopsticks. People, press the seat. "grandmother Jia said," bring that little nanmu table over here and let the Liu family sit in front of me. " . When they heard it, they were busy carrying it up. Xi-feng winked at Yuanyang, and Yuanyang pulled Granny Liu out and whispered to Granny Liu, "This is our family rule. If it is wrong, we will laugh. "Mediation is over, and then sit down. Aunt Xue came after dinner. She didn't eat, just sat drinking tea. Grandmother Jia brought Baoyu, Xiangyun, Daiyu and Baochai to the table. Mrs. Wang and Yingchun have a table, and Granny Liu has a table next to Grandmother Jia. Old lady Jia used to eat every day, and there was a little maid next to her, holding mouthwash and towel. Yuanyang has a good job now. Yuanyang brushed the bird's tail today. The maids knew that he was going to tease Granny Liu, so they all dodged. Yuanyang stood there and whispered to Granny Liu, "Don't forget. Grandma Liu said, "Don't worry, girl." . Grandma Liu sat down and picked up chopsticks, but her hand didn't put down. "。 It turns out that Xifeng and Yuanyang agreed to give a pair of chopsticks inlaid with gold ivory to the old man and granny Liu. Grandma Liu saw it and said, "This fork climber is heavier than my shovel, so I can't pass him." Everyone said with a smile.

I saw a daughter-in-law standing there with a box, and a maid came and opened the lid, which contained two bowls of vegetables. Li Wan put a bowl on Grandmother Jia's desk. Feng picked out a bowl of pigeon eggs and put it on Granny Liu's desk. When the old lady said "please", Grandma Liu stood up and said loudly, "Lao Liu, Lao Liu, you eat like an ox, and you don't look up after eating an old sow." I drum my cheeks and don't talk. They were stunned at first, and then they burst out laughing up and down. Shi Xiangyun couldn't hold on, and a mouthful of rice gushed out. Lin Daiyu fell on the table with a smile. Alas, Baoyu rolled into the old lady's arms. The old lady smiled and hugged Baoyu, calling him a "sweetheart". Mrs. Wang smiled and pointed at Xi-feng, unable to speak. Aunt Xue can't hold on any longer. The tea in his mouth was sprayed on Tanchun's skirt, and Tanchun's rice bowl was on Yingchun, cherishing Chunchun. There is no one in the ground who doesn't hunch over. Some hide out and squat and laugh, and some endure laughter to change clothes for their sisters. Only with the support of Xifeng and Yuanyang can Granny Liu be allowed. Grandma Liu picked up chopsticks, but she didn't listen. She added, "The chickens here are also very handsome, and the eggs laid are small and strange. I'll catch one. " Hearing this, the crowd stopped laughing and laughed again. Grandmother Jia laughed till tears came out, and amber was beating behind. "Grandmother Jia said with a smile," It must be Xifeng. " . Don't trust him. Grandma Liu boasted that eggs were small and wanted to catch one. Feng smiled and said, "One or two pieces of silver. Try it quickly. It doesn't taste good when it's cold Granny Liu stretched out her chopsticks to clamp them, and there was a commotion in the bowl. She managed to clamp one, then stretched out her neck to eat, but slipped down and rolled on the ground. "。 She quickly put down her chopsticks and picked them up by herself. Someone had already picked them up underground. Granny Liu sighed, "One or two pieces of silver disappeared without hearing the noise. "They have no intention of eating, and they all look at him and laugh. Grandmother Jia added, "Now I've taken out that chopstick again, not for a big banquet. "It's all orders from feng. Why don't you change it? " This dental plaque was not prepared by underground people, but brought by Xifeng and Yuanyang. Hearing this, they quickly took it away and put on a pair of ebony inlaid with silver. Granny Liu said, "It's silver, not as good as our hands." "If the food is poisonous," said Xi Feng, "if there is less money, we can try it." Granny Liu said, "This dish is poisonous, and our dish will become arsenic. Even if it is poisoned, it will be eaten up. " It is so interesting to see him, his food is sweet, and Jia Mu eats her own with him.