Classic jokes of friends circle copywriting

1. The world is so big, I want to see it. How far can such a small wallet go?

I met my old classmate in the street today, but I didn't expect him to be so poor that he only put a dollar in my bowl.

3. Love in love, the upper part is taken from abnormal changes, and the lower part is taken from abnormal state.

4. My mother: "This watermelon is not sweet, throw it away". My dad: "No, I'll give it to my daughter."

5. Eating together is called a table fight, and taking a car together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

6. I went home in the middle of the night without my key, so I had no choice but to use my housekeeping skills: sitting outside the door to watch the house.

7. A man falling in love is like doing a math problem. Some of them have poor grades. If they are wrong, they don't know where they are wrong.

8. Everyone said, "I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going deeper." I think I'm probably the only one who "doesn't know where the money is and is broke."

9. It's not terrible that the house is in a mess. A boyfriend with strong hands-on ability can naturally clean up the house.

10. When I saw that I got 240 points and others got 700 points, I gave my Lamborghini a heavy hammer.

1 1. I went on a blind date today and suddenly became nervous when I saw that my blind date's sister was beautiful. At first, I couldn't find words. Embarrassed for a long time, my sister said: you are quite handsome. I was so nervous that I casually said, you are blind.

12. "What's it like to have never been in love?" "Aren't you indirectly asking me what it feels like to be ugly?"

13. Now most people have cameras or mobile phones to take pictures, but UFOs are gone.

14. My brother had a fight yesterday and had more than 20 stitches in his leg. I couldn't take it anymore, so I bought him a pair of autumn trousers.

15. Men can only analyze right and wrong, but unfortunately women don't want to listen to reason. She knows everything except that she is unhappy.

16. Wang Erxiao hit someone with his motorcycle. He pulled the injured man up and comforted him: "Ha ha, you have gone far today. I usually drive big trucks. "

17. You didn't know how stingy my boyfriend was, so you gave me a red envelope of 0.25 and told me to look backwards.

18. "Wei Zi! Wei Zi! Have you seen my crape myrtle? " "Isn't the mouth on the face?"