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If anyone asks about him, say he forgot.
The most important thing in falling in love is to love without regret. How did you fall in love in the first place? Please love it without regrets. Everyone has the right to choose love, but at the same time, he has the obligation to bear the result. Since you fall in love with someone, you have to accept her side that is not necessarily satisfactory.
Honey, love me well, okay? Let's stop fooling around.
Why have I tried a hundred ways to forget you, but there are always a hundred other ways to think about you?
I bravely looked into other people's eyes, but I saw my own scars.
If anyone asks about him, say he forgot.
When you left, you took all my love without saying sorry!
How I wish you would call me when you are drunk and let me listen to your heart.
Don't give me hope, but I get great disappointment.
Have you ever felt the loss of your lover?
Keep a constant promise, but can't keep a fickle heart.
People are contradictory, eager to be understood and afraid to be seen through.
My friend asked me to find another one. It's not that I don't want to find one. It just takes me energy and money to fall in love!
I finally understand: cigarettes are more intimate than women, and it is not sad to hurt the lungs.
If the world abandons you. So, you and you.
Think of me when you are happy, and remember me when you are uncomfortable.
I thought I was strong enough to hold your free hand.
The sunshine is warm, the years are quiet, you are still in the future, how dare I grow old!
Sometimes the nose will suddenly get sour, and then big tears will fall down. Have you ever seen a person who loves to laugh cry?
Have you ever loved someone who loves you more than he loves you? Have you ever loved the only thrill?
I care about you. If I get hurt, I deserve it.
Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.
If you like someone who doesn't like you, you'd better not say it.
I ask one more question and you run away.
You compare my shortcomings with her strengths. No wonder she hit you.
I am most afraid of you looking for me when the phone is dead, but I forget that you never take the initiative when there is power.
The most painful tears come from the grave, for things that have not been said or done.
Don't take good words seriously, and don't take bad words seriously.
The dragon left me and made Russia learn to be strong.
If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.
Maybe only a fool will keep saying: I really like you.
Don't take all my feelings for you as an obligation.
Jealousy won't happen to me. I'm glad you like it. If it's not mine, I don't want it.
Don't let me know that you are not doing well, don't let me down, and live a good life.
From now on, I love you, not you.
All my life, I just want to kiss you.
Later, I began to try to live for myself.
You never know how much the person who avoids your eyes and pretends to ignore you cares about you.
If you can get drunk in the past, memories are hangovers.
Think of me when you are happy, and remember me when you are uncomfortable.
I just don't want others to think my tears are cheap, so why do you want to force me to be cornered?
The best love story is to fall in love with the most unexpected person when you least expect it.
You don't know how much I've been through to become the poison of today. "
If one day we are not together, we should be together.
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the light goes out, you will find shadows all around you. A friend is someone who can give you strength in the end.
Second, if one day we are not together, we should be together.
Third, open your palm to the sky, there is sunshine in your palm, that is the smile when I miss you; There are raindrops in the palm of your hand, which are the tears I miss you occasionally.
Fourth, drink tea three times, for the first time, if life is bitter; Second, sweet as love; Third, it is as light as a breeze.
5. Who hasn't suffered for that secret love? We always think that infatuation is very heavy, very heavy, the heaviest weight in the world. One day, suddenly looking back, we found that it has been very light, very light. We think love is deep, deep, and the years to come will let you know that it is only shallow, very shallow. The deepest and heaviest love must grow with time.
Sixth, choose the lightest troubles and interpret the bumpy life.
Seven, we have been looking for, looking for, that we all have the ending.
Eight, playing with heart, no conscience, no filial piety and no compassion, get out of here, don't like dealing with animals;
Nine, people who care about me, I keep your concern in mind, I have nothing, but I definitely have a conscience;
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that the things you have tried so hard to forget are really gone.
If you can choose, don't end a love with hate.
There are so many places around a person, and you can only give so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and have to leave.
Thirteen, forgetting is our unchangeable fate. Everything is like a misplaced painting. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends bit by bit. Maybe we should really forget what interleaving is.
Fourteen, the wound, like me, is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow.
15. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. I have a firefly in my left hand and a ten-year meditation in my right hand.
Sixteen, fantasy and reality are always very painful. Either you are knocked down by pain or you step on it.
I can't forget it, but he forgot,
1. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.
Every time you write a resume, you will admire yourself more than before.
Three, seven points depend on hard work.
4. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
I didn't ask for another bottle of 1 iced black tea ~
6. Every time in the middle of the night, it is a very tangled problem to wake people up and go to the toilet.
7. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you can kill me!
8. If you can't forget the past, keep it in your heart. I'm sorry! ! !
9. Throw it into a tiger cage for you. Even if the tiger doesn't dare to eat it, you are too jealous.
10, the saddest thing is not that you live or die, but that the bus is coming and I am still crossing the road. When I arrived, it was gone.
1 1. The bed is the gentle hometown of dreams and the coffin box of dreams. /Shuo Shuo/
12, when looking in the mirror, I generally dare not look more, for fear that I will fall in love with myself.
13, superficial indifference, inner concern.
14, I can't forget it, but he forgot it.
15, not driving too fast, but flying too low.
16, the object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.
17, cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way.
18, you look very creative and live bravely. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.
19, how can you say that he is out of his mind? The premise is? Have a brain, too.
20. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.
2 1, wife is the road, friend is the cow, there is only one road in life, there will be many cows on the road, don't go the wrong way if you have money, don't sell cows if you have no money!
22. When you don't care about someone, the best attitude is to ignore them.
23. Memories are not terrible. The terrible thing is the memory.
24. Go to the exam with a smile. Did we pass?
25. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.
26, my wound can't heal, my heart hurts so much that I can't breathe, but I still miss you.
27, woman, you are a nephew when you mix it out; If you don't mix well, you want to leave.
28. Being alive is the last word.
You said your family was poor. You said you were holding PHS, and you were standing in the wind and rain.
I always sing when I go to the toilet.
3 1, time forces us to grow.
I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.
If you are sad, try to look down at the sky and forget it.
First of all, we are often happy to have it and sad to have it. People who know the blessings seem to have nothing, but in fact they have everything. Giving up and getting are all in one thought. In fact, the reality of life is often hidden under the pursuit and possession, which is what people place and arrange physically and mentally.
Second, our interval, as long as a heart interval, you have me and I have you. Hold your hand, give me the magic of love and tell you that I love you. Two hearts and one heart cherish each other.
Third, it often takes years or decades to make enemies; It only takes a few minutes or one thing to offend an enemy. The worldly glitz, the complexity of people's hearts and the sensitivity to some subtle events all hinder the development of friendship. Maybe just because we are enemies, we have less scruples and respect for each other. Sometimes friends get too close, the relationship will become complicated, and they will contact if they go too far. Don't force friendship deliberately, cherish and care for a friendship with your heart. If not forever, there will be at most.
Fourth, if you are sad, try to look down at the sky and forget it.
Five, some scars, scratched on the hand, become a past tense after healing; Some scars, scratched in my heart, even if scratched gently, will remain in my heart.
Sixth, the most exhausting thing is often not the long journey, but the depression in my heart; The most frustrating thing is often not the bumpy way out, but the loss of self-confidence; The most painful thing is often not the misfortune of life, but the disillusionment of your hopes; The most desperate thing is often not the ups and downs, but the death of your heart; Therefore, we should look down on everything, open our hearts a little, and everything will get better gradually.
Seven, men are most afraid of women who scream when they should shut up; Women are most afraid of men who are silent when they should be brave.
Don't cry poor, because no one will give you money. Don't shout tired, because nobody will help you. Don't give up because no one wants you to win. I don't depend on people, because as long as I am the most reliable. Don't cry, because everyone is waiting for a joke. Don't beg, because some people want you to be a beggar. Don't be down and out, because a bunch of people are waiting to hit people when they are down and out. Don't look back, because things are terrible. Sadness, because I only frown and lose my heart. Don't look up, because there is no gold on the ground, only stones. Don't force it, because twisting melons is not sweet.
Nine, what makes women forget is feelings, and what makes men forget is feelings. Feelings gradually precipitate over time, and feelings gradually disappear over time. Maybe you can lose your love, your marriage, your superior life. But what's the use of all this if you can't feel safe? It is better to live in peace and poverty than to live in fear of abundance. Happiness is not trying to love, but living with peace of mind.
Ten, eating together is called fighting, going home together is called carpooling, and housing together is called fighting. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.
Don't try to understand everything, because sometimes things are not for understanding, but for bearing.
Twelve, as long as a group can think like a great talent and speak like an ordinary person.
Thirteen, I miss my childhood. Carelessness, no responsibility, no heartbreak, no pain.
Haruki Murakami: I hope you won't change your name in your next life, so that I can find you better.
15. I missed you a little from tonight to this morning. I guess I will continue to miss you this afternoon. Because of this depressed mood, the evening will become a big dream, and my mood will drop five degrees. It is estimated that this weather will last until I see you.
Sixteen, things are often like this, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a bad horse, there may not be a returning grass waiting for you.
A wonderful life should be full of waiting, surprises and thanks.
If one day I am dressing the and become someone else's bride, you will always be my last dream.
Nineteen. Breeze blowing, sparkling, fragrant, exquisite and elegant. Lotus leaves roll in the wind, lotus flowers dance, small and tacky charm and weak posture, shy and shy, just like a virgin, eyebrows and almond eyes, which makes people feel pity and gives birth to some tenderness.
Twenty, people can't extricate themselves, besides teeth, there is love.
The darker the sky, the more you can see the stars. As long as we are willing to choose the good and stubborn, we should never forget our original intention, love and love.
22. If I can cross, I want to go back to the hospital where you were born and say to your father who is pacing anxiously in the corridor: Don't worry, your wife and my wife will be fine.
Twenty-three, it's a long life, but it's just a flick of a finger. You will meet some people from time to time, and you will keep saying goodbye to some people, from strange to familiar, from familiar to strange, from congenial to parting ways, from meeting each other late to not meeting each other. Not every group will be your partner, and not every enemy can meet each other bravely, without worry or worry, with laughter, parting and never getting tired.
I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive me.
Every time you look at me affectionately, I want to kick my nose and face, and then put a sign next to your eyes that says stop swimming one by one.
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