New year's day joke

1. According to textual research, the word order of Hanshun is not necessarily read one by one. There is wood _ ~

2. Your body is my gym.

Don't get angry with coquettish, and then move the world with lewdness.

4. Spend Christmas alone and New Year's Day alone. Leave me alone at the end of the term!

In fact, there are two reasons for wearing cotton trousers: first, it is cold; Second, your mother thinks you are cold.

6. Southerners have high anti-freezing character attributes, while northerners have high anti-freezing equipment.

7. The Five Classics and Four Classics told the three classics and two aunts that their aunt was coming, and the Five Classics told the four classics and three children that their second brother was the boss!

8. Boy: Find a female friend and bet with her that you can't let your elbow touch your navel at the same time! Enjoy it and come back to thank me!