I want five short English stories, translated in English, very short!

"I had an operation," a man said to his friend. "The doctor left a sponge in me."

"It's terrible!" The friend said. "Does it hurt?"

"No, but I'm always thirsty!"

Always feel thirsty

A man said to his friend, "I had an operation and the doctor left a sponge in my body after the operation."

"That's too bad!" The friend said, "Do you feel pain?"

"No, but I always feel thirsty."

Useful method

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I just ate an apple, Dad.

Father: What does that matter?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apples.

Effective method

Dad: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I just ate an apple, Dad.

Dad: But what does this have to do with drinking water?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apples.

A gift

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

Mom: No, honey, what?

Kate: A beautiful teapot.

Mom: But I have a beautiful teapot.

Kate: No, you didn't. I just dropped it.

Kate's gift

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

Mom: I don't know, dear. What is this?

Kate: A beautiful teapot.

Mom: But I already have a beautiful teapot.

Kate: No, you didn't. I just dropped it.

Doctors know better.

A man was hit by a taxi in the street. He was taken to the hospital.

His wife stood by his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill."

"I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor said.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said, "I'm not dead. I am still alive. "

"Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"

Doctors know more.

A man was knocked down by a taxi in the street and was taken to the hospital. His wife stood in front of his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is badly hurt."

The doctor said, "I'm afraid he's dead."

Hearing the doctor's words, the man turned his head and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive."

The wife said, "Be quiet, the doctor knows more than you."

Waste or save?

Father: Oh, Jack, you have been sleeping all morning. Don't you know you're wasting your time?

Jack: Yes, Dad. But I saved you a meal, didn't I?

Waste or save?

Father: Oh, Jack, you slept all morning. Don't you know you're wasting your time?

Jack: I know, Dad. But I also saved you a meal, didn't I?

Why is he howling?

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't touched your tooth yet.

Patient: I know, but you are stepping on my foot!

Why is he yelling?

Dentist: Please stop yelling! I haven't touched your teeth yet.

Patient: I know, but you stepped on my foot!

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