Pupils joke about their feelings after learning mathematics. "The composition style is humorous and funny.

There is a family whose children have been poor in math, and their parents have changed many schools for him. Finally, their parents took their children to a church primary school, and the child was among the best in mathematics. The parents were also very surprised and asked, "Is the teacher teaching well?" The child said, "No."The parents asked, "Are the textbooks different?" The child said, "No."The parents asked, "What is that?" The child said, "as soon as I entered the classroom, I knew that mathematics was highly valued here, because as soon as I entered the door, I saw a person booked on the plus sign!" " "

2. Mathematical Chinese

A graduate student of American Mathematics Department came to Taiwan Province Province to collect information about the development of ancient mathematics in China. My friend asked me to entertain him. He came to the East for the first time and didn't learn Chinese, but he learned to write the intricate word "Zhang" in just half an hour-and it was cursive. Surprised, I can't help but ask the genius. He said, "Nothing. I just wrote the number three and thirteen quarters in one stroke. "

3. Don't be guided everywhere

A foreign scholar (engaged in mathematics research) came to visit our school and stayed in the foreign guests' hostel. When he was leaving, I asked him what his impression of our school was. He said, "The hostel in your school is so bad that I dare not live there any more!" I quickly asked the reason. The professor said: "the mouth of the eating bowl can't be guided everywhere." This is not for people to see! " "I listened and smiled. The professor's metaphor is really vivid! Although it is a joke, it can deepen the understanding of the concepts of continuity and derivability.

4. Negative numbers

Mathematicians, biologists and physicists sit in street cafes and watch people go in and out of the house across the street. They first saw two people go in, and after a long time, they saw three people come out. Physicist: "The measurement is not accurate enough." Biologist: "They reproduce." Mathematician: "If one more person goes in now, the house will be empty."

5. Mathematicians' answers

Physicists and engineers got lost in a hot air balloon in the Grand Canyon. They shouted for help: "Hello! Where are we? " After about 15 minutes, they heard the response echoing in the valley: "Hey! You are in a hot air balloon! " The physicist said, "That guy must be a mathematician." The engineer wants to know, "Why?" The physicist said, "Because it took him a long time to give a completely correct answer, but it was useless."

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