Tell me some jokes.

There is an old teacher in the Foreign Languages Department of our school. He is an old man with gray hair and bright eyes. He often wears an old-fashioned Chinese tunic suit, much like a national cadre in the 1950s. After retirement, the old professor gave full play to his afterheat and made a daily English learning program for international radio stations every morning.

The program was broadcast live, early in the morning. Radio International is near Babaoshan, far away. So the old professor will go there before dawn every day.

One day, the old professor got up late. Don't be late. Take a taxi.

"Master, go to Babaoshan."

In the early morning fog, the host felt cold.

The old professor looked serious and said nothing all the way. Master flew all the way, and it's a long way. It's going to be broadcast live soon.

The old professor anxiously grabbed the master's shoulder:

"Hurry up, hurry up, it will be dawn soon!"

Have dinner with my boyfriend at noon. He is eating his bowl of rice. Suddenly, he said to me sitting opposite him, "You are so fat!" I immediately flew into a rage and shouted, "What did you say?" He looked blank and said, "You are so fat!" I can't take it anymore. I went up and slapped twice and threw it down my throat. I shouted, "Say it again! ! "He breathed a sigh of relief and said something that I immediately regretted:" I said,' The rice is so hot!' " " "

Playing QQ Farm, Yangmei, which was everywhere at three o'clock last night, was two minutes short of maturity. On a whim, I uprooted all these bayberries and went to bed. When I arrived at the company in the morning, more than 20 colleagues besieged me with black eyes and asked me if I had used any plug-ins. There were less than two minutes left to keep them waiting for so long and didn't steal anything. A colleague even said that he suspected that his network speed and machine were too poor.

This article is taken from The Wanderer.