How to describe classmates’ humor in essay topics

1. My new deskmate is so funny, how to write it

Teacher Zheng in our class is a famous humor king in our class. If the school wants to give out a humor award , I will definitely recommend our teacher Zheng without hesitation. If you don’t believe me, come and take a look!

Once, the teacher asked us to check some information, but some students did not take this assignment seriously and did not check it. When I arrived at school the next day, after giving a lecture honestly, he asked us about checking information, and said we would ask questions in the afternoon. However, there were still students who were not prepared in the afternoon, and the teacher asked those students who had not checked information to stand up. Wow! Oh my God, there are so many, waiting to be criticized! There were constant whispers below, and the students standing were waiting for the teacher to scold them, but the teacher said: "Why, do you think it's fun to make the teacher angry? Look at you, you are so awesome, no one else dares not to complete their homework. If you dare, the teacher should give you a special prize! Have all the students below seen it? You should "learn" from them! After saying that, the teacher wrote a few lines on the blackboard, " I will reward you for writing a diary article every day. I have thought of the title. It can be: I am so awesome, I am so awesome, or I am better than the teacher..." As soon as I finished speaking, there was a roar of laughter below. "Look 2. How to write a humorous essay "Statmates" in primary school

Why do you say you are an interesting deskmate? Want to know? Then take a look below!

My deskmate has a pair of small eyes. Generally, if you don’t look at her eyes carefully, you will think that she doesn’t have them open! She has an average figure and is smaller than me, but she is one year older than me! She wears ordinary clothes and can speak a dozen words a second.

She is helpful, rich in ideas, and very good at Mathematical Olympiads! Once, when she was in math class, the teacher said that we would be given test papers. I was nervous for fear that my score would be poor, but what about her? Sitting there as if nothing happened, after finishing sending, take a look! I looked at my test paper: 81 points, which is too bad. I am extremely ashamed that I only scored 81 points in Unit 6 of Mathematics! But when I saw her, I was scared to death! 99 points! She was not proud, she just checked carefully. When she saw it, she exclaimed "Wow". It turned out that she had made a mistake in a question. It was no big deal. After deducting 4 points, her score changed from 99 to 95. She lowered her head in shame. I started crying!

Another time, as soon as I sat down on my chair, there was a "pop" and I fell down. The whole class looked at me, and my face turned red. , but my deskmate said, "You still want to say that?" Then she helped me up. I nodded to express my thanks, but she didn't respond. After class, she checked my chair: "Oh! It turns out that one corner is broken!" I listened and picked up the chair to change it, but she grabbed me and said, "No, I can fix it." She kept tinkering with it and finally got it done. I didn’t even have time to thank her and she disappeared! 3. Write funny compositions about classmates

He is the comedian in our class. He always finds something to do when he has nothing to do. Although he is doing physics homework in English class, he is not a nerd.

After class, when the ghost-like teacher comes in silently from the back door, the first sound may be "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"hehehehehehehe" This laughter was praised by the whole class as "not a human laughter" "It seems to be a bit "famous"! So he was the first target of the teacher's arrest. "What are you doing?" I saw the teacher's sinister smile. Facing this, he said, "Oops, something bad is going to happen, run away." He said to himself, "Stop, don't review after class, laugh." ? "He stopped. Soon he was dragged by the teacher to the office to "drink tea", but he remained stubborn and continued to talk. Sometimes the teacher he calls the boss even dares to shout "Juejue, it's you, why are you making me laugh?" When I first arrived, my classmate said, "Little classmate, I'm not talking about you, but you can also read! Please look up. "Class 9, Grade 1, I'm going the wrong way. The elementary school is over there!" "Who said that? Did I go the wrong way? I am a student in Class 9, Grade 1, your classmate~ "Boom!" With this loud noise, the whole class fell down (too exaggerated)

He was short and wore a pair of "golden" glasses and had a lively and innocent face. The most beautiful thing is the pair of protruding teeth on his mouth! It makes people like it when they see it. He also has many nicknames: Xia Men, Shop, Xia Handsome Guy, Shop.

As long as he has a nickname, he agrees. He is really available~:) He also has a hobby: playing basketball, which is surprising to people. How can I beat him if he is so short? Hey~ He also likes to say catchphrases. When he says it, we also say it, haha, for example: Huh? Where does the light come from? Mr. Heidi, how do you make your teeth so white? "Use this" "Pearl?" "Yes"! At this point, the whole class burst into laughter, because Pearl is the nickname of a classmate in our class. It would be strange for the whole class not to laugh.

Hey ~ a pair of big front teeth, a pair of glasses, and a very real face. He became the comedian in our class. This comedian was my classmate: Xia Meng.

Look! He's talking about what he says again! 4. Composition of a Humorous Classmate

The classmate sitting in front of me has a chubby figure and a mouth that never stops. He often makes us laugh. As long as we hear any topic, He naturally made many humorous remarks from this topic. His name is "resounding" in our class, because when he introduced himself in our class, he was the first classmate to rush to the podium. Although his voice was not very loud, we could clearly hear his name. Wang Leifeng. Although the study is not the best, his humor can make us relax and happy in the boring study. When he was distributing books, he accidentally picked up a rope binding the books, and turned back to us with a smile: "Let me tell you, if any of you feel impatient one day, I will I will be very enthusiastic to lend you this rope! No! If you really need it, I can give it to you. I hope we can have a happy cooperation!" What he said almost made us laugh. There is a TV series called "Iron" Teeth Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan"! Here, we can call him "Wang Leifeng, the sharp-toothed one", which is the most appropriate name for him.

Today, during the break, Wang Leifeng got interested in talking about him as the group leader again, and said very funny: "Am I not the leader of our group? So? Well, I am the "pig leader" now, and you are all piglets, and I am the feeder and the one who manages you! If a piglet is disobedient, I will use the pig method! Whipping, two, if you don’t learn well, let’s adopt a scoring system. If you get 5 points at a time, you will have to do it for real. “Everyone laughed after hearing his words. One classmate said: "It depends on whether you can be a good "Pig Leader". As soon as he finished speaking, the school bell rang. The "Pig Leader" said: "Goodbye, little pigs. "Long-lasting, pig-growing!" "Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter and joy. It's so unpleasant! It doesn't make people feel boring anymore.

I think: Humor is a thing that makes people happy. If you say a lot Humorous words can make Cihai and study full of vitality and joy, and make you no longer feel boring, and your mind will be adjusted. Such a humorous person will be loved by everyone. 5. Composition of humorous classmates

< p> I have a very good classmate, she is xx

Although her grades are not very good, she can always give me great support and support when I am the saddest and most disappointed. Encouragement. And she was very helpful.

I remember one time when my classmate made me cry. At this time, she came over to me and said, "Stop crying!" Don't shed tears for those stinky boys! The more you cry, the happier they will be. Let’s go out and play! "After listening to her words, I thought to myself: That's right! Why should I shed tears for those stinky boys. So after a while, I became happy again.

Another time, because of my art I didn’t bring the book with me, so I was very anxious and restless in my seat. At this time, w x seemed to see what was on my mind, so she asked me: “XX, what’s wrong with you? Didn't you bring a book? "I lowered my head and whispered: "Yes. "Then I'll lend it to you!" "She said enthusiastically. I said doubtfully: "Then don't you have no books? "It doesn't matter." xx said, "My grades are worse than yours, so it won't hurt if I get criticized by the teacher!" "xx saw that I still didn't answer her, so she forced the book into my hand. At this time, the class alarm rang. I did not return the book to her.

The teacher who hurt her severely criticized her!

I am proud to have this classmate!

In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so cute. Ninety of them, from schools in different places, can get together today. We have been together for three years. It’s a kind of friendship. Fate, the ancients said: "It is necessary to know each other when we meet." Yes, why care about the past, as long as we get together, we should cherish it and pay attention to this fate.

In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so beautiful. We are both the treasures of our parents. In the eyes of our parents, we will always be their angels. Everyone has their own unique character, everyone has different excitement, and everyone has their own colorful sky.

In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so outstanding. After just a few months of getting along, I found that many classmates have their own shining points: he is cautious, she is serious, she is hard-working, She was brilliant in literature, he was tireless, he was motivated... Their persistence and beauty left an indelible impression on me. Through the exam, I discovered some talented girls, they were all so diligent and cute.

In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so kind. They are willing to help others. They have helped me, a stranger, again and again, and they have also infected the people around them with their simple and kind hearts...

In the blink of an eye, it has been more than three months since I entered junior high school. During these three months, I gradually got to know my classmates. In my eyes, they are so cute, so outstanding, so...

Classmates, what a beautiful word, it always uses its purity Touched my heart... 6. A 600-word essay title about funny things when I was a student

Funny "Masters" Speaking of masters in all aspects of society, I couldn't help but smile.

Because there is also a famous expert in my class, and his specialty is unique, that is, making everyone laugh. I remember that when I was in fifth grade, we had a humorous teacher Zhang.

Once when he was writing on the blackboard, some of his classmates started talking when the teacher wasn't paying attention. One of them, Wang Yuxuan, was gearing up as if to challenge the teacher: "Damn it, don't even think about it. Don't try to steal my job by showing off your tasteless jokes in front of me." As he spoke, he winked at the people around him to attract the attention of his classmates, and in pursuit of the victory, he said: "Look at the figure of Mr. Fatty, then wear some clothes. The red clothes and green hat really look like an enlarged red apple. It’s full of sweet and delicious little apples. You don’t have to buy them if you want to eat them.”

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone looked up to the sky. Laughing, Teacher Zhang quickly turned his head and looked at the laughing classmates below with a very baffled look. Another time, several classmates gathered in a "feng shui treasure land" to talk and rest.

Wang Yuxuan saw them talking and laughing, so he came forward. One of the classmates was talking about volcanoes and happened to say: "If you are interested in it, you can go back and get a beaker, make a small hole in it, use mashed potatoes to make the complex internal structure of the volcano, and use tomato paste to make the magma of the volcano. , and add high temperature to the beaker, what will happen?" At this time, Wang Yuxuan licked his lips and said with a smile: "Of course it will be cooked."

Several people listened and said, There was a continuous burst of laughter, and everyone was impressed by Wang Yuxuan's joking skills. Not only that, when the science teacher was discussing the reproduction speed of microorganisms with his classmates, Wang Yuxuan had an idea and said: "What if they have difficulty giving birth?" Everyone's laughter echoed in the classroom, but the science teacher was furious, Look at him with wide eyes.

How is it? The comedian in our class is really awesome! After reading this, if you are also interested in comedy career, please come and become a teacher of Xiao Wang.

7. Write a 600-word essay with the title "Who among the classmates is the funniest."

Who is the funniest among the classmates? "Look, the 'Funny Star' is coming!" You may ask after hearing this. : "Who will be the 'funny star'?" Let me tell you, he is Zheng Hanbin, who is famous for "laughing" in our class. He has a roly-poly face, and a love-talking face on his face. He loves to make up songs. Let’s just say he has a mouth that won’t stop until he tells a few jokes or makes up a few funny songs a day. Once, I met him on the way to school and I said hello to him. But he immediately sang his own adapted song: "My enthusiasm is like a fire, burning Jiaheng's hair." Because I felt that the song he sang seemed to be satirizing me, I really wanted to beat him up. He paused, but he went his own way and continued to sing. After listening to the lyrics carefully, I couldn't help but burst out laughing. I laughed for about ten minutes. Seeing that I was so happy, he became even more proud and continued to sing. I listened to his masterpiece, singing and twisting at the same time, looking very funny. I looked at my watch: "Oh, no, I'm almost late." So I shouted to him: "Don't be crazy, class time is almost here, if you don't leave, I will You're late!" I said, holding his hand and running towards the school. Finally we arrived at the classroom. As soon as we sat down, the school bell just rang. I looked at Zheng Hanbin, and he looked over at me. When he came over, he even made a grimace, "What a danger!" I secretly rejoiced and thought to myself: Fortunately, I discovered it in time, otherwise the two of us would have turned from happy faces to two "bitter melon faces" because we were late. Will be criticized by the teacher. Although our humorous 'funny star' will bring joy to everyone, sometimes, if you are not careful, it will also bring trouble to everyone. Of course, there is such a 'funny star' in the class Xing' makes everyone's day full of laughter. I really like him.