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Why do drivers often say, "I'm not afraid of BMW Land Rover, but I'm afraid there are letters under the public"?
Phaeton is really the best embodiment of low-key luxury and connotation. The body size of Phaeton is 5179 x1903x1450, and the wheelbase is 3009 mm. It is an absolute giant, ensuring an ultra-wide driving space. The most important part is its interior. Large piano paint and rhodium-plated stripes are very textured. Plus leather seats, you are definitely qualified to be a business luxury car.
In addition to the luxurious configuration, it is also equipped with a W 12 engine. The 450 HP 12 cylinder engine has a maximum power of 33 1 kW, a maximum torque of 560 Newton meters and a displacement of 6.0 liters. Matching this engine is a 5-speed automatic manual transmission. It only takes 6. 1 second for a 2.3-ton vehicle to accelerate 100 km.
Just because it was too low-key, many jokes were made. A BMW crashed into a Volkswagen, and the BMW driver came down and dumped a thousand dollars, saying that I could still accompany a broken Volkswagen. I saw the Volkswagen driver come down and pointed to the BMW driver and said, haven't you heard that Volkswagen has a car called Phaeton? Worth 2.8 million. The BMW driver stammered, is this Phaeton?
I saw the Volkswagen driver put away the money and said no, so I wanted to tell the people in words. It's not easy to mess with!
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