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If you were a village head, how would you lead the villagers to get rich?

To tell the truth, I really had the dream of being a village head and leading the villagers to get rich. However, after graduating from college, I was forced to work in a big city to make a living. Since the question is what will happen, I will use words to interpret my childhood dreams.

In fact, when it comes to leading village names to get rich, there are three most important things:

Let's look at the first point: ask for policies from above. That is to say, we should strive for some policy conditions suitable for the development of our village from the higher authorities in cities and counties, such as improving infrastructure, especially roads and water conservancy. As the saying goes, if you want to get rich, build roads first! The other is to introduce some private enterprises, such as agricultural and sideline food processing plants and breeding bases.

Let's look at the second point: ask the land for resources. The most important thing in rural areas is land, but it is more important to rationally tap the value of land resources. For example, our village is rich in water resources and can develop aquaculture, such as crayfish. In recent years, the price of crayfish has been rising steadily, almost becoming a luxury.

Last but not least, ask for the name of the village. How do you say this sentence? If you want to get rich, the most critical factor is people, that is to say, you should unite the names of villages and concentrate on doing great things. At present, the planting economic model of small farmers and families in rural areas is inefficient and does not adapt to the competition of market economy. For example, we can develop village-run enterprises and collective greenhouse planting, and develop rural economy with entrepreneurial thinking.

In a popular saying-the right time, the right place and the right people. So in fact, the mode in the TV series "Country Love" is quite suitable.

However, I am just talking on paper, and there will be many difficulties in implementation, otherwise there will not be so many poor villages in China.

User 1:

If I become a village head, I will become a "poor man" with an annual salary of about 30 thousand. I am thinking, if I go to work in the city and earn five or six thousand yuan a month, will someone laugh at me?

Moreover, it is not so easy for a village head to cope with various tasks assigned by his superiors and deal with various contradictions and disputes and clan interests in the village. So, if I really want to be a village head, what will I do?

First of all, I made good use of the meeting room in the village. In the evening, after the villagers have finished their meals, I will make tea in the meeting room and watch documentaries on ecological agriculture with the villagers, such as what American farms are like, how Israeli water-saving technologies are realized, and what good experiences China has.

I will also show some documentaries about fish and vegetables, steam training and sustainable agriculture to the villagers, and then discuss with you the way to get rich. There must be positive people, negative people, people who praise me and people who satirize me in the village. What I have to do is to organize the active participants first, and then guide everyone to build a collective farm.

Of course, there are risks in the early stage of starting a business. I will invite some young people to get some benefits through live media broadcast. However, in order to build their own brands, farmers in enterprises don't have to stay on the farm, and encourage them to go out to work when the farm is free and study the difficult start-up period.

Now I am not the village head, but I have started to build a farm with several farmers in the most difficult situation. Maybe some dreams can be realized through our efforts.

Netizen 2:

If I were a village head, I would integrate scattered land and gather scattered farmers who work in various places. Land zoning planning should be reformed to adapt to mechanical farming, and one person should open a platform to support dozens of people to reduce physical labor and improve labor efficiency by a hundredfold.

Land consolidation is suitable for mechanized farming and then large-scale planting in blocks. Divide the labor force into professional groups and carry out specialized production. A steady stream of labor can organize the establishment of collective pig farms, cattle farms, chicken farms and other aquaculture industries, as well as food processing plants, agricultural machinery and tools production and repair plants, sand and gravel building materials fields, construction professional teams and other things suitable for rural farmers. ...

When the production conditions change, the living environment of members will change, collective farms will be established and villagers' canteens will be established. One family doesn't feed livestock, and collective farms replace farmers to freely raise livestock, which changes the dirty and smelly situation of human and animal living together.

Change the backward eating habits of dozens of families in a village who need dozens of waiters to cook every day. The production conditions have changed and the living environment has changed.

It is also necessary to change the vulgar life concept that farmers only play cards and gamble, and only old sows have to entertain guests. Organize farmers' evening classes, libraries, concerts and other recreational activities, so that farmers can love culture akg, not only dig mountains and dig earth, but also sing and dance, write poems and compositions, so that farmers will not be looked down upon.

In short, we should not only make the villagers rich, but also improve their spiritual rest and life entertainment.

Netizen 3:

I am a rural entrepreneur, and now I am breeding fragrant pigs in rural areas.

I am a native of the country. In the 1990s, my father was the village head. At that time, my father led everyone to repair water conservancy, plant fruit trees, formulate village rules and regulations, and strictly implement them. The village is in good order. I have been thinking about how to develop rural areas and make farmers rich. Let me talk about my views on this issue.

1, if I were the village head, I would set up an education foundation to encourage everyone to donate actively, especially those who are developing better outside. Part of the money raised is used to reward students who have achieved excellent results in the senior high school entrance examination and college entrance examination, part of it is used to subsidize poor students in the village, and part of it is used to reward good teachers in the village, so as to form a social atmosphere in which teachers are respected and teachers are valued, and encourage children to study hard.

If I were the village head, I would strive for resources to build a cultural center in the village, show you some development modes of modern agriculture, broaden your horizons, study planting and breeding projects with you, help people with ideas and abilities, develop their own industries in the village and promote the development of the village.

If I am a village head, I should first consider what industries are suitable for local development and actively strive for resources and government support to develop the village economy. Combine the characteristic resources and personal specialties of the village, choose advantageous projects and encourage everyone to develop.

In my opinion, the development of rural areas focuses on supporting education. Only by increasing investment in rural education, ensuring the fairness of education examination and improving the quality of rural population can we revitalize the countryside.

Netizen 4:

If I were the village head, the first thing I would do would be to throw the old village head out of the window like a salted fish! Then the second thing is to take some village cadres and beat up those rogue old bachelors in the village in the middle of the night.

Yes, that's it. A village head is not snobbish, he might as well go home and grow sweet potatoes.

Well, having said that, let's start talking about my plan to be a village head.

There is a young man and his wife in the village who started to make videos, do live broadcasts and do self-media work last year, and made a lot of money. I think this is a way out.

Live in the village!

How on earth did this happen?

Firstly, the people in the village are divided into several parts according to their own characteristics and distributed to various live broadcast platforms and video platforms.

Can't read? It doesn't matter, as long as you can shout "Lao Tie, double click, 666".

No talent? It doesn't matter, as long as you can sell cute, call "thank you for the gift from your brother." By the way, the grandmother of the village east is determined not to broadcast live because she has no teeth, and selling Meng will leak her teeth.

In order to inspire everyone, I think it is divided into four groups, and each production group is a group. Mutual PK. Bonus, from the money I learned from the old village head.

If some villagers really don't want to show their faces, then do e-commerce. Kill the pigs at home and make sausages and bacon, 50 yuan a catty. Not yet.

In this way, when the village head for a year or two. Finally, one day, I also learned the style of the old village head, drinking tea in the office every day, waiting for the next village head who found an Internet outlet to take my class.

Netizen 5:

If I were the village head, I should first be selfless, assist the village party branch to preside over the economic development of the village and do a good job of unity among the members of the village Committee. First, I should be transparent in financial revenue and expenditure and budget, and have the concept of serving the villagers in good faith.

Secondly, according to the actual situation in the village, in order to seek people in the village to get rich through hard work and attract investment, if there are capable people in the village who go out to set up factories and run enterprises, they will take the initiative to visit them, use family ties to impress these people to develop or open factories in the village, and provide preferential conditions to attract them back to their hometown within the scope permitted by the policy, so that the villagers can work in the factory instead of going out to work to earn money, and the family income will naturally increase and the village will have accumulated funds;

If there is income in the village, it is necessary to seek welfare for the villagers, build bridges and roads, supplement agriculture with industry, promote development and so on. Help the elderly and poor families in the village and guide them to live a happy and prosperous life.

In short, as long as you have the concept of serving the villagers wholeheartedly, the spirit of hard work and perseverance of honesty, you will naturally be a qualified village head and win the respect and support of the whole village.