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Call me by my first name!
"Yellow is always good!"
"Who are you?"
"Your old friend!"
"Who is it?"
"Fujian's old friend, even
You don't even recognize my voice?
"
"And you are?"
"Oh, you are more noble.
Forget things! "
"Forget it." I
Hang up the phone.
Then I felt something was wrong,
Could be a liar, if I put each other
As an old friend's voice, yes.
Fang will try to tell stories to cheat money.
. Give it a try!
I called back.
I said, "I remember you.
Lao Zhang from Fujian, right? "
"Yes, yes and yes, look.
I said you were forgetful, even me.
I can't hear the sound. "
"I'm sorry, Lao Zhang, I
I thought someone was joking with me! "
"Manager Huang, I want to go to Shenzhen.
Go, invite you to dinner, it's my treat ... "
I asked, "Lao Zhang, where is your mother?
How is the cancer? "
The other party was dazed: "Oh ...
Still the same.
"
"Ah, I didn't do it when I got this disease.
Law. Your father was killed by a car.
Is it over? "
"Oh ... almost."
"Yes, people go to, compensate.
Don't care too much about those who don't give. "
"hmm."
I asked again, "The one who raped your wife?"
Did Meng catch it? "
......
"I know, I know."
Ask again: "You said to cut the bag at that time."
Did you cut the skin? ""cut. .......
"I asked," your son has no asshole.
Did you have an operation? "
......
The other party held for 10 seconds and said nothing.
Speak up and hang up.
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