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Why can't TNT connect to the server?

It is really long. Refresh or restart it. Do you know that the next micro terminal will change the browser qq browser? May you be in town? Did you have fun? Go up every day? Send you a joke. I got a phone call from a stranger. Go ahead.

Call me by my first name!

"Yellow is always good!"

"Who are you?"

"Your old friend!"

"Who is it?"

"Fujian's old friend, even

You don't even recognize my voice?

"

"And you are?"

"Oh, you are more noble.

Forget things! "

"Forget it." I

Hang up the phone.

Then I felt something was wrong,

Could be a liar, if I put each other

As an old friend's voice, yes.

Fang will try to tell stories to cheat money.

. Give it a try!

I called back.

I said, "I remember you.

Lao Zhang from Fujian, right? "

"Yes, yes and yes, look.

I said you were forgetful, even me.

I can't hear the sound. "

"I'm sorry, Lao Zhang, I

I thought someone was joking with me! "

"Manager Huang, I want to go to Shenzhen.

Go, invite you to dinner, it's my treat ... "

I asked, "Lao Zhang, where is your mother?

How is the cancer? "

The other party was dazed: "Oh ...

Still the same.

"

"Ah, I didn't do it when I got this disease.

Law. Your father was killed by a car.

Is it over? "

"Oh ... almost."

"Yes, people go to, compensate.

Don't care too much about those who don't give. "

"hmm."

I asked again, "The one who raped your wife?"

Did Meng catch it? "

......

"I know, I know."

Ask again: "You said to cut the bag at that time."

Did you cut the skin? ""cut. .......

"I asked," your son has no asshole.

Did you have an operation? "

......

The other party held for 10 seconds and said nothing.

Speak up and hang up.