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1. Is there a classical Chinese classic adapted to spring, and everything recovers? Zhixia, everything is booming. In autumn, everything falls with the wind. In winter, everything is hidden from the world. The changes of the four seasons follow common sense and belong to heaven. Human nature is not. In spring, people act according to their own wishes. So is Zhixia. Autumn is still the case. In winter, it is still the same. Its ambition changes with its nature, status and spirit. No one knows the way to change, and ghosts and gods are unpredictable.

I lived in the country when I was a child, and I was not good at studying and moving since I was a child. This is because I am lazy by nature. When I was studying in the classroom, the students laughed at me at first, which annoyed me. Because I was born different, my head is barren, my hands are like the claws of an ape, and my face is like a savage. There's nothing to do. That's what God does. After a few days together, I have many nicknames, most of which are from classmates of the same age. Although there are many nicknames, most of them are derogatory and used to humiliate me. I didn't do anything, just put up with it in the hall. Over time, it becomes useless. As time goes on, I get along well with the students. My classmates are all my friends, and their nicknames have been changed very well. After a few years, my position in the hearts of all people is the same as that of ordinary people, and I am very happy about it.

I am not good at studying because I am lazy. Most of the questions left by the teacher are for me to do at home, and I won't do them. Tomorrow morning, I will copy with my classmates in the city. Sometimes teachers will notice that their questions are wrong. I heard, and I confessed quickly. Therefore, the teacher's anger has weakened by three points and will not cause me any trouble. In the future, I will do what I do every day, and I have never changed my mind.

By the time of the exam, most of the questions were written by me with my eyes. My teacher never noticed, which made me very proud.

As I get older, my nature changes. I have feelings for one of the students. Because I have never pursued it. On weekdays, I just pay attention to it silently. Sometimes it is my happiest time to sit down and chat with them. Unfortunately, it hasn't grown for a long time. By the end of primary school, they will be separated. Or she didn't care about me, but I was already deeply attached. Oh, it hurts. I failed to show my heart to it.

When I was in middle school, I vowed to study wholeheartedly, not to be moved by emotion or lured by joy. Although my surface often shows a sense of color, my heart has no sense of color. Within three years, I studied better than my classmates. As the situation changes, so does my nature. I love piano, chess, books and painting. I decided to get involved and study its connotation. To this end, I should not only study hard, but also work hard on painting. My classmates and teachers laughed at me because my handwriting was scrawled. I didn't feel sad, ignored it, and still tried. By the middle school stage, my painting skills have finally achieved something, but this is only a scratch, and it will take several years of tempering to achieve great things.

During the holiday, I accidentally found her presence on the internet, and I was very happy. For this reason, I talked with him about my childhood and made him remember me. But judging from what she said, she didn't mean anything to me. I was so sad that I had to give up. Because there are three chapters, one is: I am not an adult, and I have no career. I still have only one ambition, but I haven't realized it yet. Therefore, it is not worthy of its beauty and beauty. Both: naturally lazy, I don't know if I have a heart. So it's not worth being sensible and sentimental. Three: I have been separated from them for three years, and my feelings are poor, but they are thousands of miles apart. So it's not worth it. But I will still treat him as a good friend and talk to him. If he doesn't want to talk to me, I won't bother. Now I'm tired of love. I have to look at the fate of the future. If she is interested in me, I won't give up. If not, if even a caring person has not been discovered in the future, everything is obedient to God's will. But my ambition will not stop there, nor will I obey God's will. Even if I go against the sky, I will do it. If my ambition can't come true, it is estimated that I am over half a year old. As long as you have paid, you are never afraid of not returning. If so, the best comfort is to fight for your ambition in the next life. After all, in a word: man proposes, and success or failure lies in heaven.

Dreams sprout at this moment,

Family love blooms at this moment.

Today and yesterday, I sent you a thousand miles.

2. The story of classical Chinese was rewritten as "Poet Fairy". In the early days of Tianbao in the Tang Dynasty, Li Bai came to Chang 'an from Sichuan.

Because no one recommended him, his brilliance has never been appreciated by the court. One day, Li Bai heard that an important North Korean official wanted to come to the hotel for a drink.

I think this will be a good opportunity for me to give my poem to him. So Li Bai came to this hotel early, waiting for He's arrival.

After a while, I saw He and some friends walking into the hotel talking and laughing. Li Bai found a table nearest to him and sat down.

Li Bai poured himself a glass of wine, muttered something, and deliberately recited his proud poems from time to time. When he heard someone chanting poems, Zhang Zhi turned to look at Li Bai.

Seeing that Li Bai's demeanor was different, he got up and went over and asked, "Who wrote the good handwriting that Teacher Li recited just now?" Li Bai said, "This is my humble job." With that, he took the opportunity to take out a piece of paper from his pocket, on which was written the poem "Difficulties in Shu Dao".

He Zhangzhi took it, read it and said, "What a stroke of genius! You are simply a fairy from heaven to earth! " As soon as he was happy, he pulled Li Bai to the table and told the shopkeeper to add more wine and vegetables to drink with Li Bai. When he left to settle the bill with the shopkeeper, He Zhangzhi found that he didn't have enough money on him, so he took down the scarab he was wearing and mortgaged it without hesitation.

The two met every day, and Li Bai became famous in one fell swoop.

3. Classic China ancient novels recommend good writing, good thinking, beautiful people and little nonsense! ! Try to recommend various rankings in no particular order: "The First Chaos in History"-Author: Zhang Xiaohua's "Reverse Crossing the Chowder of Historical Figures" is a very, very funny work. In fact, the author is quite knowledgeable. It shouldn't be ranked first, but what made me lie in bed and see my bed shaking was the article Pilgrimage (Land of Kings vs. Aliens)-Author: Don't be confused by the name. This is a serious and bold eschatological topic. Fantasy author, male, excellent in history and physics. I want to finish reading the "7 Truth" series overnight-Author: The suspense in the first novel of mature mulberry under the moon is particularly unexpected. "Record of the process of making another mistake and correcting the mistake that leads to uneven quality of time and space"-Author: The lines of articles that have rarely been to Troy are very interesting and a little Europeanized, and the self-proclaimed cold joke "Beauty Robbery"-Author: Ge's heroine is a daughter-in-law, and the men who appear are Jin nobles who resist the Jin army.

The description of the feeling that the enemies of the country hate being displaced is more implicit. Little love in a serious age is a tragedy. "-Author: Stan's city is funny, and the joke density is high from beginning to end." Don't be the Tathagata, don't be the A Qing Dynasty "-Author: Koharu rarely crossed the five random strongmen of the Northern and Southern Dynasties (in this spoiler, the reading pleasure will be reduced). There are not many strong lingering elements in history, but it is definitely decades of affection. "Flatterers Without Borders"-Author: Half bright and half dark * * The story series of ancient killers, so although there is no (next part), you can still watch saints, blasphemies, historical dust, fantasy martial arts/Jianghu: Wei's Jianghu Series and A title of generals in ancient times BL: If you don't like it, don't watch The World of mortals is lucky to know Danqing. Scorpion-spotted zombie eschatology 20 13- Author: I can't tell exactly how many zombies, electronic technology and physical strongmen YY has learned-Author: a cold-faced comedian who crossed the Three Kingdoms with breaking power-Author: Carmen alluded to the story caused by the bloody BMW of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty and the surrounding Xiongnu, and the adaptation of his "The Oil Soldier and the Great Bustard". The plot arrangement is realistic and quite rare, and Li Yannian The first article is about obstetricians and gynecologists attending the intractable diseases of "boys and girls" in the Iron Age. People, the author also wrote some interesting stories about the westward journey, such as "Migration Jurassic" and "Return to Jurassic"-Author: The love story of the top carnivorous teenage otaku dinosaur in the mulberry food chain under the moon, warm and loving? "Yan Gu"-Author: Ming ghost famous catcher and master of bed technology (virgin) uses "Yan Gu" to find all kinds of people to handle the case "Forbidden City in Glass"-Author: Honglian is a very interesting modern cat and mouse art, a bold and arrogant mouse and a cat who is always troubled by him, but the cat will always be the natural enemy of the mouse (in my opinion, the character is the closest to the original, but it is good to jump out of the ancient circle without filling the blank of the original) No, YY is a warm story with elaborate puzzles. Modern Literature: Gu Man's Why Shengxiao Mo and its sequel (Luo Yu's, the tone is still warm, Mo Sheng's pregnancy story) look good and have been published. Ancient prose: "Thinking under the Moon" is a long article about two handsome men and a talented woman. Classic costume fantasy: Tang Qigong's "to the sky kingdom" costume: vivibear's "Dazzling Lanling" tells the story of the warrior Lanling, one of the four most beautiful men in history. Some plots are in line with historical truth and have been published. And very popular. Modern jokes are not about love between men and women: the first chaos in history can't end at once. In short, reading ancient prose: it is good to think about it, but you can also publish a book. Ancient prose: the hibiscus flower of Xiyue, which is near the sea and snow, has a good reputation. I haven't seen it yet. Ancient prose: Meng Xiao, a long article, has been published, which shows that it is a classic. Ancient prose: Long Night. Through the text: "Journey to Find Past Lives" has been published urgently for one year, which is not bad. Bl Text: Recently, I read more works by Zhang Dingding: Three-step layup, Spring for a Depressed Man, Last Card, Hole in One and Jiang Nanan. I read them all very well. My favorite is the last card and Jiang Nanan. Yi Renbei's works: Good people are hard to do.

4. The story of classical Chinese was rewritten as "Poet Fairy" and became famous in one fell swoop.

In the early days of Tianbao in the Tang Dynasty, Li Bai came to Chang 'an from Sichuan. Because no one recommended him, his brilliance has never been appreciated by the court.

One day, Li Bai heard that an important North Korean official wanted to come to the hotel for a drink. I think this will be a good opportunity for me to give my poem to him. So Li Bai came to this hotel early, waiting for He's arrival.

After a while, I saw He and some friends walking into the hotel talking and laughing. Li Bai found a table nearest to him and sat down. Li Bai poured himself a glass of wine, muttered something, and deliberately recited his proud poems from time to time.

When he heard someone chanting poems, Zhang Zhi turned to look at Li Bai. Seeing that Li Bai's demeanor was different, he got up and went over and asked, "Who wrote the good handwriting that Teacher Li recited just now?" Li Bai said, "This is my humble job." With that, he took the opportunity to take out a piece of paper from his pocket, on which was written the poem "Difficulties in Shu Dao".

He Zhangzhi took it, read it and said, "What a stroke of genius! You are simply a fairy from heaven to earth! " As soon as he was happy, he pulled Li Bai to the table and told the shopkeeper to add more wine and vegetables to drink with Li Bai. When he left to settle the bill with the shopkeeper, He Zhangzhi found that he didn't have enough money on him, so he took down the scarab he was wearing and mortgaged it without hesitation. The two met every day, and Li Bai became famous in one fell swoop.

5. Are there any classical Chinese classics adapted to spring, and everything will revive.

Zhixia, everything is booming. In autumn, everything falls with the wind.

In winter, everything is hidden from the world. The changes of the four seasons follow common sense and belong to heaven.

Human nature is not. In spring, people act according to their own wishes.

So is Zhixia. Autumn is still the case.

In winter, it is still the same. Its ambition changes with its nature, status and spirit.

No one knows the way to change, and ghosts and gods are unpredictable. I lived in the country when I was a child, and I was not good at studying and moving since I was a child. This is because I am lazy by nature.

When I was studying in the classroom, the students laughed at me at first, which annoyed me. Because I was born different, my head is barren, my hands are like the claws of an ape, and my face is like a savage.

There's nothing to do. That's what God does. After a few days together, I have many nicknames, most of which are from classmates of the same age.

Although there are many nicknames, most of them are derogatory and used to humiliate me. I didn't do anything, just put up with it in the hall.

Over time, it becomes useless. As time goes on, I get along well with the students.

My classmates are all my friends, and their nicknames have been changed very well. After a few years, my position in the hearts of all people is the same as that of ordinary people, and I am very happy about it.

I am not good at studying because I am lazy. Most of the questions left by the teacher are for me to do at home, and I won't do them.

Tomorrow morning, I will copy with my classmates in the city. Sometimes teachers will notice that their questions are wrong.

I heard, and I confessed quickly. Therefore, the teacher's anger has weakened by three points and will not cause me any trouble.

In the future, I will do what I do every day, and I have never changed my mind. By the time of the exam, most of the questions were written by me with my eyes.

My teacher never noticed, which made me very proud. As I get older, my nature changes.

I have feelings for one of the students. Because I have never pursued it.

On weekdays, I just pay attention to it silently. Sometimes it is my happiest time to sit down and chat with them.

Unfortunately, it hasn't grown for a long time. By the end of primary school, they will be separated.

Or she didn't care about me, but I was already deeply attached. Oh, it hurts.

I failed to show my heart to it. When I was in middle school, I vowed to study wholeheartedly, not to be moved by emotion or lured by joy.

Although my surface often shows a sense of color, my heart has no sense of color. Within three years, I studied better than my classmates.

As the situation changes, so does my nature. I love piano, chess, books and painting.

I decided to get involved and study its connotation. To this end, I should not only study hard, but also work hard on painting.

My classmates and teachers laughed at me because my handwriting was scrawled. I didn't feel sad, ignored it, and still tried.

By the middle school stage, my painting skills have finally achieved something, but this is only a scratch, and it will take several years of tempering to achieve great things. During the holiday, I accidentally found her presence on the internet, and I was very happy.

For this reason, I talked with him about my childhood and made him remember me. But judging from what she said, she didn't mean anything to me.

I was so sad that I had to give up. Because there are three chapters, one is: I am not an adult, and I have no career. I still have only one ambition, but I haven't realized it yet.

Therefore, it is not worthy of its beauty and beauty. Both: naturally lazy, I don't know if I have a heart.

So it's not worth being sensible and sentimental. Three: I have been separated from them for three years, and my feelings are poor, but they are thousands of miles apart.

So it's not worth it. But I will still treat him as a good friend and talk to him.

If he doesn't want to talk to me, I won't bother. Now I'm tired of love. I have to look at the fate of the future. If she is interested in me, I won't give up.

If not, if even a caring person has not been discovered in the future, everything is obedient to God's will. But my ambition will not stop there, nor will I obey God's will.

Even if I go against the sky, I will do it. If my ambition can't come true, it is estimated that I am over half a year old.

As long as you have paid, you are never afraid of not returning. If so, the best comfort is to fight for your ambition in the next life.

After all, in a word: man proposes, and success or failure lies in heaven. Dreams sprout at this moment, and feelings bloom at this moment.

Today and yesterday, I sent you a thousand miles.

6. Later generations' imitation of classical Chinese works cannot be called "imitation", and words written according to the rules of classical Chinese are also called "classical Chinese". This is my classical Chinese novel:

neuropathy

A student got a serious illness and stayed in bed for a long time. When you are in a hurry, you scold the prince for being heartless, wishing he could not die early. One day, I fainted. A soap official came with a hook, and he went with a hook.

The sun was weak, and there was a pile of hair on the side of the road, so I stopped at the store. The master of the anti-brigade greeted the door and looked very respectful. Neighbor Wang Boye has been dead for more than ten years. Life will know each other, the master often uses words to cover it up, and his eyes will stay. In the restaurant, the host frequently advised Erli to drink. In an instant, Erli was drunk. The master said, "You two officials can go to the upper room and have a rest. But what is the placement of this prisoner? " Li said, "The woodshed is good. He has instruments of torture and can't escape. " The master lit his fire and took him to the woodshed. He turned and closed the door. He pursed her lips with his fingers and whispered, "My cousin came the other day and told me about my good nephew. Because my good nephew is crazy about the world, his words repeatedly involve the three realms of concealment and evil. The heaven is very tired, so he tries to punish the nether world with pain. But if you don't change his madness, you will curse Yan Jun more and more. Yan Jun is furious and has already taken his life, benefited from it, and has the pain of pulling out his tongue. When my cousin saw that he was an escort in front of the temple, he knew everything. " The student was startled and said, "What are you doing? Ask Wang Bo to show it! " He said, "My cousin pities your talent and is already worried. He said that the underworld with serious mental illness can be exempted from punishment. If there is such a disease, it should be described or changed. I am glad that my son Qingming gave me a lot of ghost money. I am now giving him one million to solve a temporary need. " "How did I get so much money?" Sheng said. He smiled and said, "Idiot! The underworld has already made a ghost silver card, why do you have to be a mule? "

It was about four o'clock the next day that I arrived in a city. The city is full of people with long hair and feet, talking crazy. The student asked Li, "Why do they do this?" Li said, "You are a mental derangement." A moment later, I saw the grotesque palace, which is a famous temple in the world. Into a green flame burning, hauntingly. The second servant took the students to the temple to pay the bill. The king's servant sat down in the south and scolded him, saying, "You lied about three things with a half-bald pen and a three-inch tongue, and you still punished him wildly. What do you have to say now? " Left and right, take the punishment! "The student shouted," I'm crazy! """Can you give me a medical certificate?" "'Life is alive, wealth is in the sky', I believe it is powerful and has never been diagnosed." A companion next to him said to Yan Jun, "You can find a ghost doctor to check it out." Yan Jun: "Quasi." That is, send officers to the ghost hospital to rescue students.

The medical officer is a big man with eyes like beans. The act of looking at life. Bribery if you know it100000. The medical officer immediately took a medical certificate with the number "10000 1", licked his pen and said "mental illness", pointing to it as a seal. If you lose100000 again, the medical officer will lose three times with "serious illness" and it will be "at stake". When the desire for life quadrupled, the medical officer stopped saying, "Although I am rich, I am not greedy enough. Open the way to save money and avoid disasters for the world, which is for accumulation. After that, it will dry. Now there are nearly one-tenth of the people in the world, which is almost the same as the underworld. "

Back in the lobby, the king disappeared and the waiting team was waiting for him. Yasi said, "The underworld is black and white, and has great freedom of speech because of' mental derangement'. Yang Shi is slightly different, and the serious one can be said to be harmless. You are already' seriously ill', it's okay. Yanjun has resumed Fu Lushou, please take care and go as soon as possible! " Take a pill, put it in your mouth, hit the top with a water board and drink: "Duh!" "

I woke up suddenly in my life and looked around. Under the white candle curtain, my wife and son knelt in front of me. The student sat down with a pull-up and said with a smile, "What a fool! My' psycho' ear, Horner? "