If you want a cold joke, or a joke with a moral attached, you should be sad, because the moral that distance keeps two good friends from being together will definitely add points.

Smile every day: 1 "Boss, have some pork head, shameless." "How can you curse?" "You misunderstood, I mean without your pig face." "Your ancestors, still scold me as a pig? ! "2. Among cannibals, a father and son caught a man exploring the island. The father said, "Son, kill the prey. Dad is hungry! " "Some strange sons asked weakly," But where did you intercept him? " The father put a knife in the man's chest and patiently taught his son, "The most important thing to be a man is to be happy! "! 3. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.