Kneel down and beg me to be a legend 2 Qiao Shan Xiu Rui learned to cross the line in love.

Chen: If I jump from here, I can end my short life. Goodbye friend, what are you doing? I almost fell. You didn't look at me.

Hua: I was afraid you would fall, so I shot you;

Chen: Then what are you pushing? You won't drag it back.

Hua: Scared me to death, scared me to death, you and

Chen: Nothing, you just arrived. I heard that you just bought a suite two days ago.

Hua: Oh;

What floor is it, Chen?

Hua: 18 floor

Chen: You lend me the key.

Hua: What are you doing?

Chen: You lend it to me first. Brother Hua, what do you think will happen if you jump off the 18 floor alone?

Hua: direct flowering without results;

Chen: Great, I'll come to your house to blossom.

W: What? My newly bought house is still waiting for appreciation.

Chen: Let go, let go.

Hua: Give me the key, give it to me. What's the matter with you? Tell me, what's wrong?

Chen: I can't live any longer.

W: Why?

Chen: I am too old to have a girlfriend. I just fell in love with a girl two days ago, and she refused to die. Brother Hua, what do you think happened to me?

Hua: It's not bad anywhere. Just shave your beard and don't wear chrysanthemums on your head.

Chen: What should I do? Tell me.

Hua: I tell you, if my girlfriend comes in the future, you can learn from me. You know, how can I make her happy? You have to make girls happy, right?

Chen: OK, you teach me, you teach me.

W: No problem.

Chen: I'll hide first, ok, ok.

Hua: I want to be prepared and set an example.

Chen: Huahua, what are you doing?

Hua: So there you are. I don't know why every time I hear your voice or see you, my body can't control it. Look, I just dropped the cup.

Chen: You are really good at talking.

Hua: Come and sit down. Have you eaten?

Chen: No.

Hua: What's that on your eye?

Chen: What's the matter?

W: What's this?

Chen: Don't pull my beard.

Hua: I think your eyes are really beautiful. I want to swim in your eyes.

Chen: Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

I have this trick. What did I die for? Right? No, why? I can't help it Honey, honey, my body can't help it after seeing you.

Hua: Yes, you jumped into my eyes.

Chen: I didn't mean to.

Hua: Yes, it hurts me to death.

Chen: Don't move, don't move, I'll blow it for you, don't move.

Hua: It hurts me to death.

Chen; Huahua, your eyes are really beautiful. I want to go in and take a bath.

Hua: You villain, what are you doing?

Chen: Others can. Why can't I? What am I missing?

Hua: What about the brothers?

Chen: I don't know. I just went through exactly the same process. She called me.

W: Why?

Chen: I don't know. I should have fallen, too Then I told her that you have beautiful eyes. I want to go in and take a bath. Then I told her everything.

Hua: I'll also rub the whole towel for you and take a bath.

Chen: No, am I wrong?

Hua: Swimming, bathing, how romantic swimming is and how dirty bathing is.

Chen: I can't swim.

Hua: I can't help you, huh?

Chen: Brother Hua, you give me the key and I'll jump off the building.

Hua: No, no, no, don't hurt me. Okay, I'll teach you another trick.

Chen: OK, OK.

Hua: It works. You should watch it in the back.

Chen: Then I'm going down.

Hua: Hey, this guy is really stupid. Dealing with girls is actually quite simple, just telling romantic stories to girls, Chen chen.

Chen: Don't talk to me.

Hua: Are you still angry?

Chen: Bah.

Hua: Still angry?

Chen: Don't touch me.

Hua: Don't be angry.

Chen: Leave me alone.

Hua: I said don't be angry.

Chen: Please send it to me.

W: Please sit down. I'll tell you a story today. Can you cooperate with me?

Chen: How to cooperate?

Hua: Let's stand up. Once upon a time, there was a galaxy in the sky. At both ends of the Milky Way, one stands in the Cowherd and the other in the Weaver Girl. On the seventh day of July every year, they build a bridge through magpies so that they can meet. But they think we can only meet once a year. Why don't we think about it from another angle so that we can meet each other? So they walked and walked and walked.

Chen: Damn you, you are so annoying. Come on, let's have dinner together. I'm not angry with you anymore. Go on, go on, go on, you are so good at talking.

I go, go, go, oh, I really can't do it. I have to get ready, honey. Let me tell you a story.

Hua: Can you block me somewhere else?

Chen: No, listen to me. Yesterday was my fault. Please give me a chance. I'll tell you a story today as an apology. Let me tell you a story. You reach out, reach out. There is a milky way in the sky, with a cowherd and a weaver girl on both sides, and then there will be an appointment every July 14.

Hua: Let me burn paper for you, July 14th, July 7th.

Chen: Gee, I have to meet magpies once a year anyway, and then I feel so bored. Then they thought, we can't go like that, just go, go, go. Oh, dear, why didn't we meet each other? Anyway, he kept walking and walking.

Hua: You rascal, don't come to me in the future. What are you doing?

How's brother, brother?

Chen: There is a problem, that is, I left with her, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl didn't touch her, and then.

Hua: How can you not touch it? How can you go?

Chen: I said they walked, and then they stopped touching each other. What did they do?

Hua: It's a circle. You can hug each other if you walk like this.

Chen: Oh, I forgot. I'll do it again when she comes.

Hua: There is only one chance for this. There is no second chance. Forget it. I can't care about you.

Chen: If you give me the key, I will jump off the building. I don't care, brother. Give me the key.

Hua: I know you. I'm unlucky. Ok, I'll teach you again.

Chen chen, sit down, Chen chen. Can you shave your beard before your next date?

Chen: No, it's my hobby.

Hua: Can I make a bet with you today?

Chen: You said

Hua: Well, if I win the bet, give me a kiss. If I lose the bet, I will give you 10 thousand yuan.

Chen: OK.

Hua: Do you believe that I can kiss you without touching any part of my body?

Chen: I don't believe it.

Hua: No, I lost. Oh, dear.

Chen: You are really annoying. You are really good at making people happy. Let's eat. Don't be so heavy at a relative's house next time.

I'll make you a bet.

W: Sir.

Chen: What's the matter with you?

Hua: I'm pregnant. Can you get out of my way?

Chen: You give me one last chance. If I don't get it this time, I'll come to you later, and I'll be an asshole. All right, come on, sit down and don't move. Come on, I'll make the last bet with you today. If I lose, I will give you 10 thousand yuan. If I win, you will kiss me. Do you do it or not?

W: ok.

Chen: I don't need to touch you with any part of my body. I can kiss you. Can you believe it?

Hua: I believe it, I believe it, why?

Chen: I kissed him anyway.

Hua: Oh, you are a hooligan.

Chen: Why, none of these three tricks works. Brother Hua, Brother Hua, where are you? No, Brother Hua, what do you mean by giving me the key?

Hua: Why don't you come to my house to blossom?