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1, an instant epiphany

I've been looking for miracles-those seemingly mundane but exciting miracles. I remember when my wedding plans fell through at the last minute, it was like giving timely help. I wandered aimlessly in the street. When I stopped, I found myself standing at the door of a strange neighbor. In an open window, a woman's voice suddenly came: "God, thank you; Thank God! " Over and over again, filled with infinite joy. I don't know what happened to her, but her shouts of joy warmed the air and melted the ice in my heart, and my mood suddenly became clear. No matter who the miracle belongs to, I also accepted a gift. Once when I was driving on the road, a big butterfly hit me in the face, and I watched her being squeezed into the gap in the hood. Needless to say, it is dead. I stopped to catch the butterfly, at least I could put her body on the lawn or in the bushes, but when I lifted the hood, the butterfly flapped its wings and swayed! I was stunned for an instant when I watched the butterfly dancing briskly. Maybe I shouldn't make such a fuss. A little meteorological principle can fully explain why butterflies can survive. However, in my heart, the flying butterfly fanned the confidence of new life, which is a miracle. In this life, we all need an instant epiphany to cheer up our spirits.

2. Talent

The baby who is only a few months old can already listen to music and hum songs out of tune.

Children who have just learned to walk can dance and dance to the beat. I just know that the child holding the pen can already smear and draw some shapeless things. People seem to be born musicians, dancers and painters, but why don't most people sing, dance and draw as they did when they were children? Because they gradually learned to be shy, afraid that they don't have a loud voice, graceful figure and painting cells. Because they are getting busier and busier, they have no time to enjoy music, dance or draw. In this way, year after year, they forgot their talents and lost a lot of happiness.

3. Love of the land

People on land are very busy in spring, so please don't wait anxiously for the green messenger to deliver the letter. Let the south wind blow you a catkin, don't misunderstand that it is a cold snowflake; Ask the swallows to cut a piece of green for you. Don't let the cattle and sheep bite, and the green will bloom. A dragonfly stopped on a pointed lotus. Did the dragonfly find the lotus, or did the lotus summon the dragonfly first? Should I envy that dragonfly or that little lotus flower? Don't! They are interlinked, tacit mutual trust, bold dating, and perhaps accidental meeting. I like accidents. Occasionally, there are unexpected magic, unpredictable plots and wit. We are all born by accident and landed on land by accident, just like dragonflies fly by accident and lotus flowers come out of water by accident!

Love him because he has such enemies.

Some people are attractive not only because of themselves, but sometimes because they have annoying enemies. A foreign campaign joke said: an elected person tells the inside story of his election, which turned out to be: "People I know vote for me;" Everyone who knows me voted for him, and even more people know him, so I was elected! "Visible sometimes really help a person is not yourself, not a friend, but the enemy. In Mencius, it is said that otters drive fish into deep water; Those who drive birds for Maolin are the advocates of Tutangwu. They are stubborn. On the other hand, comments: Fish don't have to go to deep water, birds don't have to go to Maolin, ordinary people don't have to support Tang Wu, and Tang Wu doesn't have to be smart. The real reason may be simple: fish swim in the water and birds fly in the sky. I just hope you don't disturb it. If you annoy it, someone will use it. The real problem is you, not him.

Venus in 5.3000 years.

Venus is arguably the most romantic goddess in Greek and Roman mythology. Her Greek name is Aphrodite, while the Roman name is Venus, belonging to Venus in the same planet, in charge of love, beauty and laughter. She has a beautiful face and figure, so since the ancient Greek and Roman times, painters and sculptors have always regarded her as the highest model of female beauty for painting and sculpture, and created many shocking works.

The Venus of Nidos was originally a nude statue specially made by the ancient Greek sculptor Praxy in the middle of 4th century BC. It was later carved out of marble by Roman craftsmen and is now in the Vatican Art Museum. Through this statue, we can see the outstanding achievements of ancient artists in human body sculpture, and various legends about Venus also account for a large proportion in Greek and Roman mythology. The magical birth comes from the west wind. She was born on the surging sea and spewed out from a bunch of wonderful bubbles. The red flowers danced and the waves floated, carrying her to Sintella, her island surrounded by waves. The goddess wearing a golden wreath greeted her happily; They dressed her in robes and took her to the gods. This is a poem by Homer, a blind poet in ancient Greece, praising the "beautiful blonde goddess". Inspired by these poems, Botticelli, an outstanding Italian Renaissance painter, conceived the famous masterpiece The Birth of Venus. In the picture, Venus stands gracefully on a shell and floats from the sea. There seems to be some confusion and sadness in innocence. It is said that she has the shadow of the famous beauty Simon Natta. She was a big banker and a close friend of two brothers of medici family, the actual ruler of Florence at that time. Unfortunately, she died of a sudden illness at the age of 23. When she went to the funeral, she didn't use a coffin, but let her lie on her back among the flowers on the hearse. The residents of the whole city were deeply sorry after seeing her body. Unfortunate marriage, perfect match and heroic beauty are all ideal couples in people's minds, but Venus, the god of beauty, married a lame forging god, hephaestus, who is almost as ugly. Things have to start after Venus was sent to Mount Olympus.

It turned out that Venus turned the gods upside down because of her amazing beauty when she arrived at Mount Olympus. She could have chosen a husband among handsome gods and heroes, but she didn't cherish her beauty and chastity and seduced gods and people with her natural beauty. She loves to laugh, and sometimes even laughs at those who are conquered by one or two of her tricks; She is so clever that she even steals wisdom from the wise; She is very arrogant. With her beauty, sometimes she has to compete with Hera, the queen of heaven. What she did angered Zeus, the king of the gods. In a rage, he forced her to marry his lame son hephaestus, the god of forging. A good flower is inserted in cow dung like this. It is conceivable that Venus is not happy after marriage. When her husband was sweating with bare arms and banging the iron in the furnace, she found another woman at ease. She fell in love with Mars. This rough and gloomy god, who is keen on wearing helmets and armor to fight the battlefield, can't help falling in love with Venus, who is affectionate and gentle.

Once, they were in love and were unfortunately seen by Apollo who was flying in the sky in a golden car. He is also nosy, and immediately went to the smelter in hephaestus to report the matter to him. Hephaestus was shocked. When he woke up, he had a plan. With superb skills, he weaved a big net that others could not see, secretly approached a pair of lovers, spread the net on them and captured them both alive. Then he came to Olympus with his "prey" and performed a farce of love in front of the gods. Vouet Simon (1590-1649),17th century famous French painter in Ballauff, created a painting called Mars and Venus.

Many gods on Olympus, who have lost their loved ones, look as miserable as ordinary people, although they are strong and powerful. They are also driven by their own enthusiasm, regardless of everything-sometimes even their own identity and dignity, to worship the handsome men and beautiful women in the world. Venus is like this. One day, she came to a forest and fell in love with a handsome young man, adonis. But adonis only loved hunting and was not moved by the beauty of Venus. She had to turn to her son little love god Cupid to shoot a golden arrow at adonis, which made him passionate about love. They chase and play in the Woods all day and live a very happy life. But Venus seemed to have a hunch and advised him not to go hunting again to avoid accidents, but he wouldn't listen. One day, he went out hunting with his hounds and didn't return to Venus at last. She searched everywhere and found that adonis had been killed by wild boar and was lying in the forest. Some people say that the boar that killed adonis was sent by jealous Mars. She collapsed. She loves God, but she can't control her love. Because she can't get love, then human beings can't get the happiness of perfect love. Since then, our human love has also been cast a shadow of doubt, anxiety, pain and sadness.

Step 6 have a clear conscience

About 30 years ago, in a public school in the slums of new york, Mrs O 'Neill taught a third-grade student an arithmetic test. When marking the paper, she found that 12 boys had exactly the same answer to a question. Mrs. O 'Neill told the boy to stay after school. Instead of asking any questions or accusations, she wrote down the sentences quoted at the beginning of this article and the names of great authors on the blackboard and asked them to copy 100 times. I don't know how other 1 1 feel. I only know myself. It can be said that this is the most important lesson in my life. The teacher told us Macaulay's famous saying 30 years ago, and I still think it is one of the best principles I have ever seen. Not because it enables us to measure others, but because it enables us to measure ourselves. Not many of us need to decide to declare war or other state affairs. But each of us has to make many personal decisions every day. If you find a wallet in the street, should you swallow it or send it to the police station? This transaction is the credit of others, can you keep it for yourself and list it in your sales record? No one will know. No one knows except you. But be true to yourself and have a clear conscience. Because a clear conscience gives birth to self-confidence. And confidence is far better than relief.

7. What cannot be repaid is priceless.

Human beings pray for justice and demand punishment for evil, but pain has no right to ask others' pain to compensate. What that means can compensate is hatred. So pain has become an indelible thing in the real world, forcing it to sublimate into the spiritual world. Hatred makes people narrow, and pain makes people tolerant. Pain makes people sad, but at the same time, a soft and tenacious belief makes us dream forever and dream to achieve life. Return to shyness and simplicity. For example, Heidegger said: the pot is contained by empty space. With the help of its emptiness-nothingness, the pot holds and presents water and wine. When the pot is sacrificed, it pours water and wine, which can turn the world into a sacred world. Then, don't people just use their shyness to accommodate love and admiration? It is because of the irreparable pain in life that the mind really has more things than before. What cannot be repaid is priceless.

8. Little birch

When autumn comes, people begin to talk about many things in nature that have not been satisfactorily arranged. Our winter is too long, too long, summer is much shorter than winter, and spring flies by. Vanya Maryavin, a boy of 15 years old, the grandson of the ranger, likes our conversation very much. He often comes to our village, sometimes with a basket of white mushrooms, and sometimes as a guest, listening to the conversation and chatting with Global Magazine. One day, Vanya brought a small birch tree that was dug up by roots.

"This is a gift for you," he said. "Plant it in a wooden box and put it in a warm room. It will be green all winter. " "Why did you dig it? Weirdo! " Ruvim asked. "Didn't you say you regret that summer is short? Now you can see summer every winter." Vanya replied. We found a wooden box from the shed, filled it with earth, and moved the little birch in. The box is placed in the warmest and brightest room, near the window. After a day, the drooping branches of the little birch tree stood up again, looking so cheerful that even its leaves made a happy noise when the wind blew into the house. Autumn has arrived in the garden, but the leaves of our little birch tree are still green and shiny, and there is no sign of withering.

The first cold came unconsciously at night, and I woke up around 5 am. I put on my clothes and went into the garden. There was no wind, but everything fell and the leaves fell. The leaves of Betula platyphylla peaked overnight, and they fell off one by one. When I entered the room, I suddenly found that the small birch tree turned yellow overnight, and some fallen leaves were lying quietly on the ground. The indoor temperature can't save the little birch, and it will wither completely after a day. Everyone is very sad, and the only memory of summer has disappeared. The forester smiled when we told him how we tried to save the green leaves of the little birch tree. He said: "This is a law, a natural law. If trees don't shake off their leaves in winter, they will also die from many other reasons: the weight of snow, the cold and drought in winter, and the salt accumulated in leaves in autumn that is harmful to trees. " We planted birch under the garden fence and dried its yellow leaves between the pages of Global Magazine. So we ended this attempt to protect summer in winter.

9. Brother, we don't cry

In the First World War of the Second World War, a group of allied paratroopers mistakenly threw themselves into a desperate situation because of the deviation of the plane. They were arrested. Under the bayonets of German soldiers, the prisoners, supported by the belief that the allied forces would definitely call, worked hard and haggard. As the gunfire approached, the dark clouds on the German face became heavier and heavier. One night, a rush of trumpets drove the prisoners into a long row, surrounded by German soldiers with live ammunition, and the paratroopers immediately understood what was going to happen. ""A young paratrooper's hand was shaking violently. He thought of his parents and his lovely fiancee. His eyes are moist. An old soldier held his hand tightly: "Brother, we won't cry!" " "In an instant, all the paratroopers put their hands together. There was silence between heaven and earth, and suddenly the sound of guns exploded. Coincidentally, the allied forces launched an attack at this moment, and the bullets of justice overwhelmed the bullets of slaughter. Some paratroopers survived, including the young paratrooper. Later, he conquered Berlin with his army, when he stared at the Nazi "sacrificed brother." He muttered to himself with tears in his eyes, "Brother, we won't cry! "It is already the 50th anniversary of the victory of the anti-fascist war, and the spirit that shines with human brilliance is still amazing. We often fall down and even roll halfway up the mountain, but we don't cry because the mountain is still there, and our youth and passion are still there. Then, we will conquer it in the end, and we will have the last laugh.

10, shame is the most beautiful

The poet Tagore once said, "All beautiful things are colored." So, what is the most beautiful color in the world? People may answer that red is the most beautiful because of enthusiasm, joy, courage and struggle, or yellow is the most beautiful because of solemnity, striking, brilliance and nobility, or green is the most beautiful because of liveliness, anger, health and peace, and blue, cyan, orange and purple are the most beautiful. In fact, among all the colors, no color can compare with the most beautiful color. Shame is the product of the evolution of human civilization. Any animal, including the orangutan closest to human beings, is never shy, and naturally there is no shame. Adam and Eve, the ancestors of human beings painted by the famous German painter Diu Lei, each covered the reproductive organs with a leaf, marking the origin of the most primitive shame of human beings. With the continuous progress from ignorance to civilization, people's awareness of self-love and self-esteem has become more and more prominent, and embarrassment has become more and more inevitable. Therefore, blushing and blushing often appear on people's faces. Shame is the most natural and pure emotional phenomenon of human beings. Even the most talented artist can cry when he is crying, laugh when he is joking, and even roll his eyes, but he can't make his or her face show shame immediately. He (she) can only be shy and astringent, not shy and astringent. Being ashamed of color is a characteristic of women. It is true that men also have a sense of shame, but more, more frequent and more vivid feelings of shame always hang on women's faces; Men's shame often looks ridiculous, while women's shame is considered natural and reasonable. When it comes to "beauty", we all know that it refers to women (especially beautiful women) rather than men. Obviously, the word "red" is not only youthful and rosy on the face, but more importantly, it is directly related to shame. The red color of shame symbolizes women, but it is often fleeting, so women have learned to use red rouge since ancient times. Red rouge has played a permanent role in shame and helped to maintain and emphasize their own characteristics. Shame is the color of love. Women's shame mainly appears in love life. It is a flash of youth, a signal of feelings, a facial feeling touched by the opposite sex, and a special language for transmitting emotional waves. As Lao She said, "A woman's heart has spent more than half of her sense of shame. A woman's blushing is better than boasting. " People often describe the dream of love as a rosy dream. Whenever there is a love storm, it is called "peach news", and even weddings are called "doing red things". The word "red" must be related to shame. Shame is hazy and charming. Kant said: "Shyness is the secret of nature, which is used to restrain the desire of indulgence;" It follows the call of nature, but it will always be in harmony with kindness and virtue. "Beullac West tellez's famous sculptures" Aphrodite of Konyid "and" Aphrodite of Medici "both reflect the beauty of women's shyness. Shy colors are like a mysterious veil over women, which adds to their obscurity. This is an implicit beauty, and beauty is implicit; It is a kind of tenderness and tenderness.