A classic funny copy that makes friends circle lively.

1. Now people want to find someone when they are full and have nothing to do, but I am awesome. I can hardly eat enough.

I swear I will never stay up late again. If I stay up late again, I will forget this sentence.

I can't imagine the happiness of the rich, perhaps because the authorities are fascinated!

It's windy outside today and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.

6. I accidentally cut a hole in my hand. Why don't you cut one, too, so that we can be a couple.

7. I won't get a tattoo. Tattoos will affect my height because my dad said it would break my leg.

8. I'm going to meet each other's parents tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his child first.

9. If I visit No Country for Old Men one day, please throw me to Dubai to pick up garbage.

10. My turnover rate is quite high. I look back when I see every handsome guy.

1 1. This is my first time, so why am I a beauty?

12. Why do you buy clothes every year and have no clothes every year? Because I have more temperament every year, last year's clothes don't match me now.

13. I used to be a thin man until one sentence changed me. You are eating and eating, and you are not fat, so I mistakenly think that I am really not fat.

14. Some people rely on intelligence, some people rely on vision, and I only rely on imagination.

15. I wonder if Cupid will keep me single with my arrow and skewer.

16. Others are rich when they are lazy and can sleep as late as they want. When you are lazy, you are short of money. If you can save a meal, you can save a meal.

17. God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and I succeeded ... and caught them.

18. It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

19. Every time I write my homework late, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

20. How do you know you can't do it if you don't force yourself? Just like you asked me to carry a hundred kilograms of bricks, I can't afford it. You let me carry hundreds of pounds of bills, and I can not only carry them, but also run.

2 1. Some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am the queen.

22. Don't hesitate in life. Go where you want to go. If you want to fall in love, just want to.

23. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough?

24. If you like to play games well, I can practice; You like to cook good food, I can learn; But you said you liked the ugly ones. What do you want me to do？ There's nothing I can do.

25. I have been hearing mysterious jingles recently. I entered the science program group for investigation, and it turned out to be my poor jingle.

26. Every time I do nothing and fall into depravity, I still panic, but sitting is not standing, and you can't change anything, so you have to lie down.

27. Why do some people ask for dozens of things when looking for someone? My mate selection criteria are three words: please.

28. I have been waiting for happiness to knock at the door. After waiting for so many years, I didn't knock. Is my life a little biased?

29. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

30. Are there any beautiful women who want chin pads? Please contact me. I have a pair of chins. I'm going to sell one.

3 1. If you ignore me today, I will come to you tomorrow. After this village, I will wait for you in the next village.