I’m so tired of telling a joke

5. A man was about to starve to death in the desert, when he picked up the magic lamp. Magic Lamp: "I can only fulfill one wish of yours. Say it quickly. I'm in a hurry." Man: "I want a wife..." The Magic Lamp immediately transformed into a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: "I'm almost starving to death." Covetous for beauty! How pitiful!" After saying that, he disappeared. Person: "...Cake. 6. The earthworm family was very bored today, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces to play badminton. Mother Earthworm thought this method was good, so she cut herself into four pieces to play mahjong. The father of the earthworm thought for a while and cut himself into minced meat. The mother of the earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid?" It will kill you if you cut it into pieces like this! "Earthworm's father said weakly: "...I suddenly wanted to play football. 7. One day, a fire broke out in the house, and the parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. The mother shouted nervously outside the house: "Son...you are doing it...it's on fire and you can't come out..." The son replied: "I'm putting on socks... .." The mother said again, "Why are you wearing socks when there's a fire..." Five minutes later, the son hasn't come out yet... The mother nervously shouted again, "Son, what on earth are you doing?" Come out quickly~ It’s all on fire, and you’re still in there..." My son said, "I’m taking off my socks... 8. A man met God one day...and God suddenly had a kind plan. Give the man a wish... God asked... Do you have any wish... The man thought for a while... I heard that cats have 9 lives... Then please give me 9 lives. Well... God said... your wish has come true... One day, the man was bored... He wanted to just die... Anyway, he had 9 lives, so he was lying on the railroad tracks... .As a result, a train passed by...The man was still dead...Why? Because there were 10 carriages in that train... 9. There was a lunatic who got a pistol from somewhere. Walking in a small black alley, I suddenly met a young man. Without saying a word, I put a gun on his head and asked: What is 1+1? The young man was frightened for a long time! .Answer: Equal to 2```? The psycho shot him without hesitation! Then he held the gun in his arms and said coldly: You know too much. 10. A shy boy finally got up the courage. Ask the girl you love: "What kind of boy do you like?" "The girl said: "I like it. "When asked again, it was still the same. The boy said sadly: "Can't you make your head flatter? ”