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Why can't flat feet be soldiers?
The army is a special group, which requires sufficient physical strength and long-distance marching or heavy-duty attack, and continuous standing. Flat feet can't meet such requirements. In case of emergency support, others can walk with great strides against machine guns and ammunition, and even tell a few yellow jokes to boost the morale of the brothers. The gun was resisted by the monitor, but he ran for two kilometers without load and couldn't keep up with the team. He became a "Tie Guai Li", and he needed the help of his comrades or carried you behind his back. Isn't that a burden to the troops? Leaving you behind is not in line with the spirit of unity and friendship of our army. Maybe the enemy will take you alive and become a prisoner of war without firing a shot. What a shame. If you belong to a literary youth and have an unyielding will, you can calmly chant Wen Tianxiang's eternal famous sentence "Who has not died since ancient times in life?" Or write a new "prison song" with a full face of disdain, and a new "Xu Yunfeng" was born. After a few years, your "prison song" may be.
If the people who are as timid as a mouse and are afraid of death are finished, they will definitely give the secrets of our army to the enemy without reservation, just like the corrupt officials who are now "double-regulated", and they will voluntarily explain all the questions they have not asked. From then on, I will live in a dark corner like a mouse forever. Life is worse than death.
The problem of Taiwan Province's army is completely different from that of the mainland. There are more than one billion people in the mainland, and there is never a shortage of soldiers. Therefore, it requires high physical conditions. There are so many people in Taiwan Province. Everyone in the mainland army can drown Chen Shui-bian, a bastard who has forgotten his ancestors and a member of Democratic Progressive Party who advocates independence. In order to compete with the mainland army for toad's dream of eating swan meat, he is sure to expand his army, while there are so many people in Taiwan Province. Those who serve in the military have to change jobs and can choose soldiers.
However, in certain times, the physical condition can be completely relaxed. For example, in the magnificent anti-Japanese war between the Chinese army and the people, let alone flat feet, it is just an eye. As long as the marksmanship is accurate, it can also reach the army, and it may even become a sniper who threatens the enemy's courage. One bullet kills a Japanese devil, and it also specifically hits him in the key position. If it belongs to childlike innocence, it will kill the devil's genitals in half with one shot, suffocate him and kill him.
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