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It is a joke to have no money for the New Year.

Our scruffy uncle.

Some people have money, others have no money. Rich people live well, have strong ability, eat and drink well, spend money on advanced enjoyment, and those without money have to live.

The rich eat soup and the poor eat meat. After a busy day, they earned 180 yuan. They passed by the deli, bought half a catty of pig's head meat, asked their daughter-in-law to fry a plate of peanuts, pat a cucumber, drink a couple of glasses of wine and go to bed on the kang.

It's no use being angry with people who have no money every day, and it's no use being jealous of rich people all the time. It is better to live a simple life, as long as there is no disaster or illness, you will be very lucky.

As the old saying goes, if you have money, you can go home for the New Year and do many great things. Who doesn't want to succeed when he is young, but he is unlucky and incapable. We are not angry when he meets a rich man.

There are always people who have more money than you, some people are hundreds of billions of rich people, and some people have less money than you, making ends meet every day. There are various ways of living in a person's life, some are rich and some are stingy.

People sometimes have to believe in their own destiny. Even if they work hard, they still have to work all their lives, working hard every day, which is no easier than the big boss. But people rely on their brains, and we fight for strength. If we make money, it will be great. We will focus on one thing all our lives.

To put it bluntly, it is not easy for ordinary people. In the era of commodity economy, comparison comes from material desire. Rich people buy in buy buy, and those who have no money have to stop craving. When they believe in fate, they can't accept it. Daily necessities are the sky.

No matter how good life is, you can't save the money you spend. If you spend it all, you can only save it. It is rare to have a long stream of water, which means sweet happiness. The old couple quarreled less, enjoyed rare leisure, drank a little wine and talked about the shortcomings at home. After this year, it is next year.

The rich curry favor with a bunch of people, but the poor can also be popular. Neighbors are very friendly and won't haggle over every ounce because of a little interest. Anyone who has something at ordinary times will give you a hand, pick green onions for you and wrap jiaozi for you. Everyone is very busy all the year round, so it is rare for them to have a drink. The whole side dish is steaming, and gossip life is delicious.

If you have money, you don't have to live. Since you are alive, don't be dejected and despondent, and you won't be short of breath when talking to everyone. You have to work hard on your own if you have money or not. We don't have money, but we don't reach out to others all day. We earn our own money, and we don't take advantage of others if we have no money.

People with money and no money should talk about "Li Er" all their lives, divide books, work slowly and steadily, never steal or cheat, never lose their childlike innocence, live a down-to-earth life, do not seek indomitable spirit, but seek a little confidence in life, and be conscientious and unfocused.

Who helped us? Let's remember that people who come to visit us all welcome us with smiles, are neither humble nor addicted to bad habits, and do not gossip behind others' backs. They'd rather chat.

Be honest with your friends, asking for nothing but a clear conscience. No one can give his house to anyone. Friends are like friends of water. They get together when they are idle and don't bother when they are busy. They give two pounds of snacks on holidays, a red envelope for weddings and funerals, and thousands of dollars, but there is no money for full affection. They get along well with each other and don't complain about who left who.

Lovers care about each other. If nothing happens, they will quarrel less. If something happens, they will be in the same boat. No one is perfect. The most important thing for couples is to endure each other, and they can live well with or without money. After all, life is fortunate to be a husband and wife, so we should do it and cherish it. When we are old, watching the sunset together is the most romantic thing in my life.