Take a joke like a poem

Few people in the world know

Only me and the idiot know

The idiot is reading this poem

2 You are cool, you drink water in the reservoir,

sleep in the ancient tomb, and there is a waterfall in your mouth.

Your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are Diao Chan Lu No,

In fact, you are an Antarctic native.

3 If handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime;

if materiality is a mistake, then I have made mistakes again and again;

If cleverness is to be punished, I will not be chopped to pieces;

if modesty is going to suffer, how can I escape it? Haha~~

4 If I give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant; if I give you some flood, you will be flooded.

I'll ask the old lady to put on red mouth and give you some color to see see.

5 Pigs' four wishes: the fences around them fall down, the feed in the sky drops one after another,

butchers all over the world die, and people all over the world believe in Buddhism.

6 The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's mind. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are in a hurry and hide to watch the chicken. The silly chicken didn't pay attention and was peeking at the information.

7 You were short of calcium when you were a child, but you were short of love when you grew up. Tie hemp rope around your waist and cover your head. You think it's Dong Fangbubai, but it's the second generation of idiots.

8 There is a tacit understanding, a feeling of wonder, a happiness of being accompanied by you, a longing of longing, and a fool who will finish reading this poem.

9 You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has lost his temper. You have to live bravely to set off the beauty of the world.

1 You are a tree, I am a vine, and I am around you; You are oil, I am a lamp, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

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