Are there any jokes about dogs?

For example, when I was 6-7 years old as a child, I especially liked riding her. When I come back from vacation, I will specially touch the old buffalo. I don't think I can ride it, but she will squat down and stand up again when I get up. Then she will hit the gadfly (a blood-sucking bug) on her with a broom or slippers, and she won't hide. She knew what I was doing, and even took the gadfly. Because of the tractor, it seems that the cows have not been sold. It was not until the sixth grade that the old cow left. This old cow should be bigger than me. ...

Then this local dog is even more interesting. Here's a joke. Although I grew up in the countryside, I went to study in the county town in the second grade, but at that time I liked to go back to my hometown because my hometown had brothers and sisters. When I first arrived in the county, I didn't have any friends to play with, but I still liked to go home. So from the second grade to the third grade, every time I talk about going home on vacation, I will cry and hide, and then my mother will come to arrest me. I would drill into the hole in the coal mine, but once I was about to go in, my mother grabbed my leg and dragged it out. It's not funny to say that. Ironically, I went to the fourth grade in another summer vacation, but I no longer cried because I was going to study in the county town as I was a child, but something ridiculous happened.

It was the local dog at home who caught a mouse one day and arrested it in front of grandpa. She feels alive and kicking, and she has made great contributions. Say "ha ha ha ha" and then scamper around the mouse. Grandpa did give her a reward. On that day, she had a chicken leg in her bowl with meat, but in the middle of the holiday, the dog took the credit again and grabbed another "mouse" to catch it. What "mouse"? This is a rabbit raised by a dog. At that time, I picked up a feather duster and dusted the dog several times. Then the dog ran all the way in fear. I heard the noise and went downstairs to have a look. I looked at running all the way, the local dog, and Grandpa was chasing after me. Then the dog ran into the coal mine and drilled a hole. Grandpa grabbed the two thighs of the local dog and pulled it out. This made my brothers and sisters laugh, and then I was there.

Then there was a cat _ (:з∞) _, but the story of this cat was not told in 1998, because she was raised by a dog. This may be the closest cat I saw when I was a child (maybe she thought she was a dog). She is the dog with the rabbit mentioned above. It was raining heavily in 1998, and this wet kitten suddenly came to the balcony. When I grow up, I really behave like a dog. The biggest feature is that he likes to roll mud and is not afraid of getting dirty. This cat was very funny when it was a child. When she was in junior high school, she was in the kitchen almost every day. She goes to the kitchen window to do a few things every day, and then eats and sleeps, which is basically "enlightenment", but ... the cat suddenly disappeared in junior high school or high school ... This is "missing". She had two before, but only one of her puppies died, because her two puppies continued to look after the house, and the life span of the next two local dogs was not that long ... because one of them had an accident and the other was stolen, if the pedigree is counted.