Jokes are more than 200 words.

An American, a Japanese and an China were exploring in the jungle. They were all caught by the cannibal tribe, but the tribal chief said, "I am in a good mood today and don't want to eat you, but you must all get a hundred boards, but before you get the boards, you can realize a wish." Americans were the first to board the springboard. He said, "Before taking the board, put 10 cushion on my ass." The mat board rained down on the front 70 boards. After 70 boards, the mat was smashed, and then the boards saw blood ... After the fight, America always left by touching its ass. After seeing it, the Japanese also asked for 10 mattress, 1, 2, 3...65,438+000. After the fight, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, and then bragged about their imitation ability and re-creation ability with their mouths open, wanting to sit and watch.

A: "I'm working part-time recently. "

B: "Where is it? ''

A: "A mental hospital. "

B: "What are you doing? ''

A: "I am studying. "

Please board the plane quickly

Someone went out to play after getting rich and saw a statue of Guan Gong in the temple.

I couldn't put it down, so I paid for it. I returned by plane, in order to

To show respect, he bought a plane ticket to Guan Gong. Sitting on the plane, he put

Guan Gong was placed in his seat, but time passed and he still didn't see it.

When the plane took off, everyone asked the stewardess, and the stewardess said eagerly, "Someone has registered.

I didn't get on the plane I'm looking! After a while, I heard the size of the airport.

The horn is calling: Comrade Guan Yunchang and Comrade Guan Yunchang, please board the plane quickly! ''

This man is stupid. > _ & lt。