I just want a sentence that makes me laugh. The best answer is not necessarily the funniest, but it must be the most creative.

One day, a snail was walking on the road. Suddenly, a turtle crawled from behind. The snail was injured and fell in the middle of the road. Then the police came and took it to the hospital. The snail woke up and the police asked him what was going on. The snail said,' I don't remember, it ran too fast'.

A child went to buy a set of toys. He said, "Boss, I'll buy one." The boss ignored him as soon as he saw that he was a child. The child said again. One. Boss, I want to buy a set! "The boss said. What size do you want? ... the child said, "Extra large! With suspicion, the boss took it to him ... The child opened it and put it on his head without saying anything ...; The boss asked, "What are you doing?"

The child said, "There is a Christmas party in our class, and all the students in the class have performances except me." I went to ask the teacher why there was no program. The teacher said. You are still playing. You play JB, you play! ! ~" ....

A village woman was walking in the forest with a basket of eggs on her shoulder. ..... Suddenly, a big man came out and gave her a strong blow. After Dahan left, the village woman got up and ............ patted the dirt on her body ... and said ...? ! ! ! ! ! What's the big deal ... I thought the egg snatcher was coming ~ ~! ~

Neither Guan Yu nor Zhang Fei is good ... Liu Bei went to America and told Guan Yu that it was very useful ... Guan Yu went to America and told Zhang Fei that the effect was very good ... Zhang Fei went to America and told Guan Yu that it was not good! ! ~~~~

Guan Yu said, "Take off your pants. Let me see. " Zhang Fei took them off ... Guan Yu said, "Haha ... the one you changed is mine ~ ~ ~ ~"

I've been fidgeting at school. I taught myself for the first time when I was a freshman. I was so depressed sitting in the classroom that I immediately ran to the aisle to smoke. Not long after I lit a cigarette, a girl from PL came over and asked me, "I'm studying by myself now! How did you get out? " I said, I'm bored by smoking, MM Which class are you in? How also ran out. PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, that class! At that time, I was so excited to say, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed? She said: well, a freshman in our class ran out from self-study and I came out to find him. I smiled, it seems that someone still can't sit still. What do you want from him? You're not his mother! MM: I can't help it I'm his head teacher! I was cheated at that time ... A minute later, I choked and said, Teacher, you look so young. ...

A brother went to the toilet and ended up in the ladies' room by mistake. When I went in, I found that there was no urinal and felt that something was wrong. Fortunately, there is no one in the room. He walked out casually. When I was opening the door, I met a mm who came in. Face to face with him, blushed, lowered his head and turned to drill in the men's room. ...

A brother is constipated and can't walk in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. No sooner had I entered than there was a real storm. A brother envies his buddy and says to him, I envy you. The buddy said, what are you envious of? You haven't taken off your pants yet ~ ~

Once I was driving, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked, "Why don't you wear a condom when driving?"

In the internet cafe, a classmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted, "teacher!" " "

One day when I was at school, a phone call came to me. My classmate answered, handed it to me and said, "Your mother wants you."

As soon as I answered the phone, I casually said, "A man and a woman."

The tortoise is hurt. Let snails buy medicine.

Two hours have passed and the snail hasn't come back yet.

The tortoise was in a hurry to scold: if I don't fucking come back, I'll die!

At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: you fucking said I wouldn't go!

One day there was a mudslide, and turtles and snails rolled down the hillside. The turtle was crushed to pieces on the rock and died. The snail was very light and survived. He secretly said, my shell is stronger than a turtle!

Another day, a snail crossed the road and a car sped by. The snail ignored it, didn't dodge, and died to pieces. All creatures gathered around and carefully observed its wreckage. The snail's mouth is still smiling proudly and confidently.

Mother snail is out of town, and gives her baby to mother tortoise, who lets baby snail play with her baby. A few days later, mother snail came back to pick up the babies. Seeing the little turtles playing, she went over and asked, "Children, how are your snail brothers?"

"Ok ... let's eat ..." The little turtles answered in unison.

One day, a snail was walking on the road. Suddenly, a turtle crawled from behind. The snail was injured and fell in the middle of the road. Then the police came and took it to the hospital. The snail woke up and the police asked him what was going on. The snail said,' I don't remember, it ran too fast'.

One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple.

The snake said, "I am too young to fart so smelly." It must be a cow. 」

The cow said, "I eat grass, and I won't fart so smelly." 」

The pig said, "people who fart will blush." 」

Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, knocked the pig away, and said, "How many times have I told you, I was born blushing. 」

Two ladies are complaining about the crowded bus now, which makes them very miserable. One said, "I'm really unlucky!" I was squeezed in the car. " One said, "I'm unlucky!" The car is so crowded that I'm pregnant. "

The father took his son to take a bath, and the ground was slippery. When the son was about to slip, he grabbed his father's genitals and didn't fall. Father scolded, it's fucking good for you to come with me. You have to come with your mother to kill you!

A migrant worker went to the hospital for examination because of a blocked stool. After examination, the doctor gave the man a prescription. Migrant workers went to the medicine collection office and saw that it was a roll of toilet paper. He's confused. The doctor said: Don't wipe your ass with a cement bag in the future.

A 70-year-old man was so excited to have sex with a young lady that he lost his sperm and died. Her family refused to take the young lady to court. The judge asked the forensic doctor to conduct an autopsy to find out the reason. The next conclusion after forensic autopsy: so comfortable!

The girl came home in the middle of the night and was attacked by seven thugs. When she was in danger, an aunt stepped forward and saved the raped girl. In a radio interview, the aunt said: actually, I didn't think about anything at that time. I just don't think this good thing can be completely cheap, that little slut!

A gentleman was drunk and accidentally threw up in the ladies' room. It happened that a woman was urinating, and a gentleman was angry and said,' You said you didn't drink, why did you pour wine? The woman stopped suddenly when she heard it, but she didn't expect to hold her breath. You were furious:' Who the fuck opened another bottle!

When a gangster broke into a house and raped a woman, he met with fierce resistance. The husband came back from other places and saw his wife being held down by gangsters. He swung a shovel and slapped her angrily. He heard her scold, "damn it, I resisted for a long time and you photographed me with a shovel."