Ask a joke.

A match, the shoelace is loose, it bends down to tie the shoelace and its waist is broken.

A match scratched and scratched and caught fire. So I went to the hospital to dress it and came out as a cotton swab.

Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I feel that I am soft. "

One day, something happened to the red bean cake. His last words before he died were: "Ah! It turns out that I am a bean paste! "

Once upon a time, a horse walked into a bar, sat down at the bar and asked the bartender for a glass of wine. The bartender said, your face is so long. ...

Because I used to be so heartless, and now I'm heartless.

Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

The great thing about news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.