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2019 Super Personalized Style Signature

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1. I am the kind of person who is too lazy to shed tears when betrayed

2. Endless tolerance Only in this way can the dog's arrogance be increased.

3. Those who point it out to their faces are friends, and those who talk behind their backs are dogs.

4. I am in trouble with time.

5. I must live like a man, otherwise I’m sorry for watching the joke behind my back.

6. No one is the exception

7. I am a good girl at home, but a domineering girl when I go out.

8. The desolate world makes people confused. Stop talking nonsense in front of me

9. Don’t touch other people’s bottom lines easily. If you really want to touch them, then you are kidding with your own life.

10. Girl, your tears are golden beans, not everyone deserves them.

11. I am the mouth of a knife and the heart of an axe.

12. The bitch who spreads rumors deserves to be plagued by all kinds of diseases.

13. Without the scumbags at the bottom, where would the top students come from?

14. No matter how good you are at reading, no matter how awesome your background is, and no matter how good-looking you are, if you don’t know how to behave, you are just a scumbag.

15. I am poor and have nothing but courage and love.

16. When everyone leaves you, have you ever thought that maybe you are too asshole.

17. Your wedding has nothing to do with me, I am only interested in your funeral.

18. How much does face cost per pound? Why should we care about other people’s opinions?

19. There is no love in the queen’s world.

20. I just like him, so bite me!

21. When I am hanging on you, you are a hanging person; when I am not hanging on you, you are not even hanging on me.

22. Since you know that I dare to play, you should know that I am not afraid of losing.

23. Anyone who plays with other people’s feelings is a grandson.

24. Gu Liang, don’t cry. Are your tears tap water?

25. Xiaosan, thank you for taking away a man who was not worthy of my love. Xiaosi, thank you for avenging me.

26. Don’t say sorry to me if you are a pretentious person. It is your best apology to consciously go away.

27. What’s wrong with me not being a lady? I hate it when girls eat a dumpling and divide it into ten bites, so I just take one bite.

28. My concept of swearing is just a modal particle used to help me vent my emotions vividly, and has nothing to do with whether I have tutoring quality or not

29. I saw a The person feels so familiar, and the more I look at it, the clearer it becomes, it turns out to be a dog

30. Endless tolerance will only encourage the dog’s arrogance

31. I’ll give you the order until the end , don’t push yourself too far.

32. Do you dislike me for being lukewarm towards you now? Then do you know that the way I look now is just like you before?

33. Don’t make trouble when I’m serious, and don’t scream when I’m angry.

34. Many things that I had hoped for in the past are not rare to me now.

35. There is no shortage of dogs around me. Don’t come to me when you run out of dog food.

36. Don’t pretend to be nice to me, I’m not blind, I can see it.

37. Don’t cause trouble when you have nothing to do, and don’t be afraid of trouble when it comes

38. It’s just a secret love, don’t be reluctant to leave it, don’t pretend to forget but still remember it

39 , It’s the wolf that trains your teeth, it’s the dog that trains your mouth

40. If you don’t love me, don’t leave any ink, just ride her away without stopping!

41. Anyone who looks down on me is not a friend.

42. No matter how much face you have, you only have one chance with me

43. I wish my babies will accidentally bite their tongues and die when they talk about me behind my back

44. Any relationship that requires your enthusiasm and initiative to maintain should be severed as soon as possible

45. Deep love is not as long as a long-term companionship, and all departures except death are betrayals. 2019 super cool signature boys who are domineering, cold and super stylish

1: You don’t have to be too fashionable to be a man, but you must look like a man.

2: Only living domineeringly is the way to victory.

3: I just blame myself for being too young and can’t tell the difference between a human and a dog.

4: This world is crowded with people, who will stand for me for a long time.

5: If you stay at home for a long time, you will naturally stay at home. If you stay at home for a long time, you will naturally become cute. If you are extremely cute, you can easily get married. If you marry someone else, you will continue to stay at home.

6: How to play, how to live, what role and what kind of goods.

7: How to live happily, how to live freely and freely.

8: When you are down and out, there is not even a dog around you.

9: Instead of playing a minor role in other people’s lives, it’s better to be yourself wonderfully.

10: There is a kind of feeling called no fate, and there is a kind of giving up called fulfillment.

11: If you have money, anything you say is the hard truth, but if you don’t have money, anything you say is just bragging.

12: If you have money, there will be a group of dogs behind you, but if you don’t have money, it will be difficult to move even an inch.

13: One day, when I have the power, I will kill all the dogs in the world who betray me.

14: Use bullets to knock down the enemy, and use Erguotou to knock down the brothers.

15: Each mountain is higher than the other, so be low-key and humble.

16: Brothers are siblings, women are clothes. Whoever touches my limbs, I will take off his clothes.

17: Brothers don’t meet each other when they get rich, only they suffer and are reunited.

18: If you believe it, you just believe it, if you don’t believe it, you don’t believe it, even on WeChat.

19: In a small society, love is precious, and the key is to have enough money.

20: If you regard me as light as a feather, don’t expect to still be the mountain in my heart.

21: I swear I will live a wonderful life.

22: There are only three words, who will accompany me.

23: Listen to me, I love you~~ Remember it!

24: The sequel of love is about to be staged, and the definition of happiness is composed by oneself.

25: It takes courage to live, and strength to die.

26: Listen to your own music. I have no music.

27:-Don’t say that you look down on me and that I have always ignored you

28: The greatest revenge I can give you is to live a happier life than you

< p> 29: Except for the presence of a third party, any other reasons for breaking up are bullshit

30: Selling your brothers is death

31: People are so good at pretending that they don’t even recognize themselves Own.

32: The transition between online and invisible, just boredom and avoidance

33: I use actions to let you know that what I said in front of you not to give up always counts.

34: I will only tell you once: don’t touch my brother and don’t touch my woman

35: I have emotional mysophobia and can’t tolerate sand. If I’m not the only one, please stay away from me. Go

36: I don’t want to think of myself as a tomboy, but no one pampers my temperament

37: Sorry, I have my alpha male, and I don’t want to be yours Female number two. Thank you

38: Live for yourself, not for love.

39: I am so calm, if you are willing to get hurt, then get hurt.

40: A lucky life cannot live like a human being.

41: Don’t wait until I slap you in the face before you know how to sew your mouth shut!

42: I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair.

43: My Buddha is compassionate. If the Buddha does not destroy you, I will destroy you.

44: My sister’s love is only given to those who deserve it. For others, please step aside and don’t be an eyesore.

45: Slap your infatuation and delusion to death and then get out.

46: Raise a swaggering cat and let it bring you a saury for me. You’re welcome.

47: You have the right to remain silent, but I will silence you soon.

48: I never surrender. Even though I fell like this and no one came to help me, I still stood up beautifully.

49: A female man = born as a girl + eats a lot + carries the luggage by myself + has a lot of gay friends + verbally gossips + shit is a daily routine.

50: You say it’s too cold to be at high places, so I’ll hand over the mountains and rivers to please you.

51: Why quarrel? Can't we just sit down and stab each other calmly?

52: I want to be fat and become a sea, drowning all the skinny people showing off.

53: If you fall in love with a girl, I will come to propose marriage to you. If he doesn't answer, he kills her whole family, but if he answers, he kills her alone.

54: - Put away your hypocrisy and roll towards the sun.

55: Brothers, let’s conquer the world together, and you can take the throne.

56:﹎钒楉冋ǔbismuth has indium, and Pidu repays 雠⒐ for kindness.

57:╱/If you want to play with me, I will make you cry rhythmically.

58: Don’t show off to your sister how many women you have around you. Your sister wants N times as many men as you do.

59: A king does not appear every day, only by being low-key can you be immortal!

60: I would rather live a lifetime wearing muscle armor than walk around wearing fat.

61: Our people are like ashes. The more others pour water on them, the more they boil. ā

62: ¢f? Let’s look at the opening, so that we can retaliate hard. ㄨ

63: Brother, if you are good to me, I will let you demolish the house and sell the land. Brother, you betray me and I will fuck you.

64: One infidelity lasts a lifetime, I will despair whoever disappoints me. If you prevent me from getting off the stage, I won't give you the chance to get on stage.

65: Don’t ask why the sun is so bright today, or who is shining.

66: What do you city people drag? There are hundreds of acres of land in my rural area that have not been reclaimed. Are you scared out of your wits?

67: Xiaobang’s temper is like this, and he loses face when he loves anyone. 2019 Super stylish, domineering and personalized signature

If you don’t feel it, don’t give me the wrong impression.

Whoever dares to touch him a foot, I will give him a foot in return.

I am the key and you are the lock. Without me opening the lock, you can never leave.

I have killed wolves and spared tigers, I was once a 250-year-old

Why don’t I believe it since I am my best friend?

Rather than humble love, it is better to be proud and lonely.

When someone scolds you for being a bastard, you can castrate your father.

If you want to say you love me, you must first learn to be friends with me.

I swear I will live a wonderful life.

She doesn’t look as good-looking even with makeup on as you do with ashes.

In fact, I am a nice person but a bit ugly.

For women, cosmetics are confidence; for men, they are an illusion.

Do you know what my criteria for choosing a mate are? The answer is your name

Sisters are like brothers and sisters, men are like clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I will tear off his clothes.

If you throw it away, just think that I love you wrongly. It doesn't matter, why bother to feel wronged.

Recently I want to invite my girlfriend to watch a movie. Do you have any good girlfriend recommendations?

What does it feel like to be short? I obviously want to glare at people, but I act cute

Let you feel my chemical level CO+Fe= Coffee

I tell you not to challenge my bottom line easily, why not? I'm going to revise my bottom line again

Don't think that if you play with your mobile phone in class, I don't know who would giggle at your crotch.

Stupidity is contagious. Don’t get close to me. I’m smart.

If you are ugly, then stop laughing at others for being fat.

What is girlishness? Bidong holds hands due to the height difference, kisses and rubs the head and hugs each other.

If you don’t study hard today, when you grow up, every brick you move will become a wall for others.

I will be naive to you only if I like you. If I don’t like you, I will be more mature than your father every minute. .

Why are there so few female couriers in express delivery companies? I was afraid that they would not be able to help but dismantle the express delivery as they walked.

In my next life, my surname will be Xia, and my name will be Xia Ke. Damn, which teacher dares to question me?

Don’t think the girl next to you with a ponytail is ugly because you don’t know how beautiful she is the moment she takes off the rubber band.

If you take a big step, it’s easy to talk nonsense. If you take a small step, it’s easy to squeeze.

As a poor student, I have to rely on top academics if I want to avoid failing the exam.

I am flat-chested, I am proud, and I save fabrics for the country!

The gorgeous and unreal Mom needs you to open your eyes wide

There will be no Deng Ziqi in my singing peak! ! What else is there to see? Stop watching!

Which is the best day to do homework, Saturday or Sunday? It’s best to make up for it on Monday morning

What is the highest level of trust you have in a person? Go out with him without thinking

Why are you being weighed down by a short schoolbag

Me What attitude is it between you and me?

Sister, can you make a sentence using ABC? Ah, this is child B from family C!

I just played chess with my friend, and he beat me to the punch. What do you want to express? I'm so handsome

Everyone is over one meter tall. What's the comparison?

How do you pronounce "Niwai" backwards? I love you too.

After eating the whole family bucket, we are considered a family.

What happened in the class? I don’t know, I’ll make fun of you first.

If you bite me, I won’t eat shit. Now dogs won’t eat shit anymore?

When you answer the phone, there are always a few bad friends around you. Screaming obscenely

The way you smile clears up the whole sky

Watching you walking behind me makes me feel safe

If you are in front of others I don’t like you if you are so cute

As witty as me, as pure as me, as handsome as me, as cold as me

I suddenly realized that you, my roommate, are so beautiful

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Many years later, I got married to the man I wanted. Thank you for not marrying me back then.

Bad grades, bad temper, bad temperament, bad appearance, poor digestion

You can’t bully me just because I’m super cute. I have a domineering and arrogant personality. My signature is super cool. Feng

1: I hope you have a happy life, rather than being happy.

2: Let us be companions in the world of mortals and eat fat and in vain.

3: The reason why I fell in love with myself again was just because I washed my hair

4: I only lend you one ride in your life, and this ride is the rest of my life

5: You say you don’t want it, but your heart is pounding

6: When reality slaps you, you should give it a high-five

7: People of the world Laugh at me for being crazy and laugh at the world for being so pitiful

8: I’m afraid I’ll do those things again. Please don’t forget to remind me to take the medicine

9: You have her perfume on you The smell is not as expensive as mine once you smell it

10: I once crossed the mountains and the sea, but I couldn't cross the crowds in the cafeteria

11: I recently got a disease that caused the clothes last year to be too ugly< /p>

12: You were naked in the bright sunshine in the south and I was wrapped in a mink in the cold night in the north.

13: Classmate *** has been studying for three thousand years, and you and I are side by side. Their love is as deep as the sea.

14: We agreed to grow old together, but you dyed your hair halfway

15: I don’t reply to your message not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

16 :Fortunately, when I chased you, you were too heavy to run away.

17: I give you freedom, give you all the freedom. This is my last tenderness.

18: I want to blow wind with you and walk hand in hand across the bridge and the road. road.

19: I vaguely remember what you looked like back then. You had a big runny nose and you asked me for candy.

20: I'm not afraid of getting lost. I'm not afraid of bad guys. I'm not afraid of natural disasters. I'm not afraid of anything.

21: I once crossed the mountains and the sea, in the mountains. There is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the sea.

22: After seeing so many pigs, you are still the cutest

23: I have crossed mountains and seas, but I can’t cross the sea of ??people in the cafeteria

24: The world All encounters on the Internet are reunions after a long absence

25: May your lover love you as much as before and love you to the bone from now on, and never be let down again

26: No one has the right to laugh at your dreams< /p>

27: When I left my hometown, I could no longer drink from the well.

28: Even though the weather was very cold and the rain was heavy, it could not stop me from going to school

< p> 29: If you don’t understand what cherishing is, then I’ll teach you, start by losing me.

30: People who are usually funny are really super handsome once they get serious, like me

31: I have never seen such a horny man.

32: You are really ugly when you smile at others

33: People who can laugh until they are about to die can also cry silently

34: If you want to travel around the world one day, I will circle around you

35: Don’t listen to the rumors and believe what you see. Maybe we are not the best friends, but please don’t take risks with me. Being an enemy

36: Why do you hide in a corner and expect the world to give you all the attention?

37: You are having fun with short sleeves in the bright sunshine in the south, while I am shrinking in the cold night in the north. In a ball.

38: You hesitate because you still have a way out

39: If you don’t love me, don’t love me. Don’t tell me we can’t get along.

40: She stuffed her He suddenly came to her with a mouth full of spicy sticks. She lowered her head in embarrassment. He touched her head and chuckled and said, "You are so cute."

41: Even though he has all kinds of faults and disappointments, I still love him. I am still so worthless

42: This man is old, and no words of love will work anymore.

43: Now, iPhones have become thinner, iPads have become thinner, and even Oreos have become thinner. Mr. Zuoyong, You look look you!

44: Don’t scream I am a house girl, please call me Madame Curie

45: Anyone who wants to take you home will stop by in the southeast, northwest, and anyone who wants to eat with you will love it, both sweet and bitter

46: Words , come to your mind quickly! You just got to your head! Can't you have a bigger brain?

47: Wife, run, the monster is coming, why don’t I run? Because I'm in love with monsters and monsters are in love with me and I want to be with monsters.

48: As soon as I chatted with you, you responded like oh oh oh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, as if I was raping you

49: In the bright sunshine of the south With her waist exposed, she was wrapped in a mink in the cold northern night, but I didn't expose my waist and didn't have a mink, so I relied on my body fat to keep warm.

50: Now I feel that my heart is very free, and my body is ready to move< /p>

51: I daydreamed about getting married this noon and I was immediately frightened when I saw the person who was officiating.

52: Brother, bring my headphones over, I think you should Say please and bring me the earphones

53: I'm not a mistress. Why did Lengfeng slap me in the face?

54: I have saved up my dandruff for a year, just because you want to see a snow scene

55: The girl who really has a low laugh point is the girl who smiles at her for a few seconds. He will start to smile silly at you

56: What’s so great about being handsome? People always say this to me

57: My IQ is one of the best. Yes, your IQ is only suitable for being one of the best.