20 19-06- 14

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Second glance rate

A couple went shopping, and his wife took a fancy to a 7000-yuan bag. The husband couldn't believe it: "this bag looks no different from the 70-yuan one, but it costs 7000!" If you buy seventy dollars, you can buy one hundred. "

The wife quickly said, "Of course there is a difference. Walking on the street with this 7,000-piece bag, the return rate will be particularly high. "

The husband glared at his wife: "If you carry a 170-piece bag, the rate of turning back will be higher!" " "

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The world of eating goods

A teacher drew many patterns on the blackboard in class to remind students what it was. Xiao Ming can't associate anything with food, so the teacher drew a circle for Xiao Ming to associate it again, and asked not to say anything about eating.

Xiao Ming thought and thought, and said, "Rat hole."

The teacher asked, "Why do you want a mouse hole?"

Xiao Ming said, "There are many foods in it, such as nuts, peanuts and popcorn ..."

10 bedtime jokes are enough for you to laugh all night.

03

Invite guests

When my cousin came to see me, Judas vowed to treat him to a big meal. At noon, Judas took his cousin into a shop and said loudly, "boss, do you have abalone or lobster here?"

The boss smiled and said, "Yes!"

Who knows that Judas suddenly changed his face: "What? Do you still sell this here? It's too informal ... Come on, cousin, let's eat somewhere else. " Say that finish, Judas left this Shaxian snack bar with his cousin.

04

infinite

The seven-year-old son was excited for a long time when he saw the long-awaited sea. But not long after, he said to his mother, "Mom, didn't you say the sea is boundless?"

Mom nodded and said, "Yes!"

The son is puzzled: "But how can we stand by the sea?"

10 bedtime jokes are enough for you to laugh all night.

05

take a picture

Xiao Li took a group of photos in the studio, but he was very dissatisfied and complained to his girlfriend, "How could they shoot me like this!" " "

My girlfriend didn't even look at the photo, so she said, "Just look like it!"

Xiao Li said angrily, "Do I look blurred?"

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Struggle for a lifetime

On this day, Xiaoli chatted with the boudoir and talked about the goal of struggle. Xiaoli said, "Before the age of 30, I will struggle and find a man who can make me not struggle."

The boudoir asked, "What about after thirty?"

Xiaoli said: "We should continue to struggle to guard against those women who don't want to struggle by themselves."

10 bedtime jokes are enough for you to laugh all night.

07

exchange kisses

A Qiang went on a blind date and was very satisfied with the girl. She asked her for her phone number, but the girl was dissatisfied and said, "Sorry, my phone is broken."

A Qiang understood the girl's meaning, but didn't flinch. Instead, he took her hand and said, "Let's go and buy a mobile phone."

08

Smart women are not to be taunted.

When the wife came back from a business trip, she asked her husband angrily, "Why did you take another woman home?"

"I didn't bring anyone!" The husband excused himself.

The wife asked again, "Do you remember where I work?"

The husband said, "It's in the medical laboratory!" " "

"I caught a mosquito in our dormitory, but the blood in the mosquito's stomach is not yours at all!"

10 bedtime jokes are enough for you to laugh all night.

09

Hair growth water

A customer was furious with the shop assistant: "Since I used the hair tonic I bought from you, all my hair has fallen out!" " "

The salesman blinked and said without changing color, "It's right to lose all your hair. Think about it, sir. If you want to grow leeks in the corn field, you must first remove the old corn stalks. If you want to grow new hair, you must first make room for it! "

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A clever plan

Husband: "Wife, I don't want others to see my double chin, and I don't want to lose weight. What should I do? "