Internet slang of 2012?

⒈Don’t think that just because you have Ximen Qing’s face, you can pursue my sister, she is not Pan Jinlian.

⒉Do you know what is the most painful thing for a man in his life? "I don't have a wife." ;Then do you know what is more painful for men? "I have a wife who ran away with someone else."

⒊I am for sale: smart and lively little cute, youthful and energetic new generation, high quality and low price, no bully.

⒋Can you do dazzling dance? Won't! Can you play CS? Won't! Will you play DNF? Won't. Then go to hell! ． ． ． What game is that?

⒌Yesterday, I received a text message at noon: Please transfer money to this account XXX. Half an hour later I replied: Five thousand yuan has been deposited, please check. The next day, I received: "I've made three trips to the bank, you liar."

⒍What if you have a husband? Even if there is a goalkeeper, the ball will still go in.

⒎Happiness can be obtained through learning, although it is not our mother tongue.

⒏When I was a child, I used toys as friends. Now, my friends use me as a toy.

⒐It’s not that I don’t care, it’s that I care too much and want you to be happy. Even if it is the confinement imposed by you, you still have to pretend not to care.

⒑Pick up a cigarette, loneliness on the lips.

⒒I haven’t written with a pen for a long time. I don’t know if I don’t write. I was shocked when I wrote: Martian writing.

⒓What are you so awesome about? I have crossed more bridges than you have walked.

⒔In winter, only wear one glove. Because I can hold the other hand.

⒕Want to know how much I miss you? Let me tell you: I even burn paper money on New Year’s Eve while thinking of you.

⒖You said you would love me forever. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask: "Is it this life or the next life?"

⒗Dear! do you miss me? Did you dream about me last night? "have". That's great, then I'll take a leave from the King of Hell and come back to see you tonight.

⒘You said you couldn’t clean yourself up even if you jumped into the Yellow River. I think you couldn’t fall to your death even if you jumped from an 18-story building. You are really thick-skinned, and you are thick-skinned everywhere.

⒙Give you a woman, can you create a nation? They are all close relatives!

⒚How can one person harvest the love of two people?

⒛It is said that women are like water, so I learned to swim.

2. Don’t seek to be well-matched, just seek to feel qualified.

2. If you don’t break out in silence, you will die in silence.

1. No one holds hands, so I just hold hands.

2 I never bully the weak~~~I didn’t know he was weaker than me before I bullied him...

3. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is A gecko.

4. You take your overpass and I take my underpass.

5. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over...

6. Standing at the O-intersection of life.

7. Most of the so-called beauties are slaves to cosmetics.

8. In high school, we are as busy as grandchildren, but we can still be as happy as NB; in college, we are as idle as NB, but we can’t find the happiness of being grandchildren...

9. There are only three days in life. Those who live in yesterday are confused; those who live in tomorrow are waiting; those who live in today are the most practical.

10. You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge.

11. Just because we have a holiday, you can’t treat me as a holiday.

12. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more hesitant.

13. If you don’t say anything shocking, you won’t be ashamed even if you die.

14. A "bad man" must have good looks, otherwise, he is not worthy of being a bad man, and he is not worthy of being a bad man in the hearts of women.

15. Where you fall, you get up... I always fall there, I suspect there is a pit there!

16. Don’t tell jokes at the beach, as it will cause “sea laughter”.

17. Don’t you have anything nice to say? ","You are so handsome, is this okay? ", "Okay, that's great! ", "But I have to say it out of conscience, it's really painful. ”

18. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

19. Don’t use your temper to challenge my personality, it will kill you. Very rhythmic!

20. Bad guys need strength, and scoundrels need taste.

21. I originally planned to search the dog, but saw the cat pounce.

22. Alas! If this person is out of shape, even his headache will be migratory.

23. Mixed society is a manual job, which requires four skills: moving around.

24. I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and out of tune.

25. Both homebound and rotten, the future is uncertain.

26. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Could it be that I also have a little sadness that flows against the current?

27. I have been running in the field of hope, although I am occasionally stumbled by disappointment.

28. From heaven to hell, I passed through the world!

29. First love is infinitely better, but it is too late.

30. Make the mistake of making the mistake, or make the mistake of taking advantage of the situation. Anyway, it will be done.

31. Work on QQ and refuse to chat. If you want to force a chat, you will be charged 50 cents, punctuation marks, half price, monthly card 30% off, doubled at night.

32. The tongue lasts longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

33. The difficulty in marriage is that we fall in love with each other's strengths, but live with her shortcomings.