Feng Gong's lines and the short sketch My Son are in urgent need! ! Everyone must help me! !

Feng: Hey.

Niu: Let me ask you something.

Feng: Go ahead.

Niu: Do you like money?

Feng: What money?

Bull: Play dumb, don't you? Renminbi!

Feng: Oh, just that little money.

Bull: Bang! I will put a drop of money on you, but I am not tempted.

Feng: Give it to me for free?

Niu: Just ask you, are you tempted? Tell the truth.

Feng: You underestimate me, Feng Gong. I am an artist in Feng Gong. Real art is priceless. When you lose money, you think ... When you lose money, you think ... That depends on how much it costs, right?

Niu: Did you give my son lucky money today?

Feng: No, it's only been a year. I just showed your son around the house. Your son has a sweet mouth, and his uncle and aunt keep yelling, so people just ... it's called hard work to get rich, you know?

Niu: Oh, how much did you charge my son?

Feng: Six hundred.

Niu: How much is it?

Feng: Six hundred. ...

Niu: Why did I take 500 from his pocket?

Feng: Didn't I leave that hundred dollars ... No, I borrowed it. I'm afraid I won't have any money when people call me uncle, you know?

Niu: My child is so small that you hurt my son. The more money you give him ... Of course, the most exasperating thing is Jiang Kun.

Feng: How much did he give?

Niu: I didn't give a penny. In fact, you don't care how much money you spend on children, as long as you spend it on their studies.

Feng: We are willing to spend any money.

Niu: You see that day, I took my son to the front.

Feng: Oh.

Niu: I said that when my son comes, you just need to be admitted to a key middle school in the district. Don't you like binoculars? Dad will buy you a high-powered telescope.

Feng: Great minds think alike.

Niu: Isn't it?

Feng: Son, as long as you get the key points of listing, as long as you are one level higher than your son who is much older than Niu. I'll buy you a game machine.

Niu: My son gave me a watch the next day.

Feng: I also received a piece of paper.

Niu: This is how I look at the contract. Party A's cattle. Party B Niu Xiaoqun. If Party B accepts Party A as a key middle school in the district, Party A will buy Party B a high-powered telescope, which is equivalent to RMB 1000 Yuan only. And so on, for example, list two thousand key points, three thousand national key points and five thousand juvenile science and technology. In order to solve this matter through friendly negotiation, both sides have no evidence and signed it.

Feng: Our son writes better! In particular, if Party A breaches the contract, it shall immediately compensate Party B for mental damages and mental damage compensation and 800 yuan. If the payment is made in US dollars, it shall be subject to the quotation of the day, without adding rubles in brackets. The signatories are Feng Gong of Party A and Feng of Party B.. Notary, husband Feng. Even his grandfather came up.

Niu: I accidentally pulled out a price list from my son's drawer that day.

Feng: I also took a small note from under his pillow.

Niu: It says, help mother brush Sanmao's bowl.

Feng: Give Dad a newspaper for fifty cents.

Niu: It's ninety-two cents to watch cartoons with grandma and make her happy.

Feng: Ride grandpa around the house and let him exercise. The total is 1.49 USD.

Bull: You want to get back at us?

Feng: I'll settle accounts with you first.

Bull: Come here, come here, come here. Listen, let's just say, how much did mom give you? ...

Feng: Your mother is sick for you ... How much is it?

Niu: in order to let you drink fresh milk, dad keeps two sheep in the corridor, and the neighbors wear big masks on a hot day ... how much is it?

Feng: You bully a child younger than you just to calm you down. Your father severely criticized the child's mother. When the father came back, he blocked our door and scolded the street for three days. Your father doesn't even dare to go out ... How much is it?

Niu: I always thought that I had no money when I was young and I couldn't let you be wronged.

Feng: We caught up with the ten-year catastrophe. We can't make you ignorant.

Niu: Dad never hesitates about how much to spend in order to make you knowledgeable.

Feng: Yes, the more money you spend, the less valuable it is.

Niu: After that, my son's tears came down.

Feng: Our children are crying, too.

Niu: Dad, I will study hard in the future.

Feng: Dad, I will do my best for you.

Niu: I must be the first in the school.

Feng: I'm definitely the number one in the region.

Niu: I must be the first in the city.

Feng: I must be the first in the country.

Niu: How much will Dad give me?

Feng: Dad, I don't want money. Please bring me a passbook.