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Others have temperament, and you have impurities.
1, lonely years, can only climb the wall and so on.
2. Sleep when you are tired of playing, and continue to play in your dreams.
You look like a joke and life is like nonsense.
When I am normal, I am crazy.
People who take themselves too seriously are often good at pretending.
There are so many puppies in the street that I can't find you.
7, women's' is sexy, not coquettish, ours is romantic, there is nothing wrong.
8, can make people disfigured, in addition to sulfuric acid, there is makeup remover.
9. It's not terrible to hide a knife in a smile. The terrible thing is that it can't be prevented.
10, you said your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.
1 1, there is also a feeling of lovelessness and lovelorn, and it is very strong.
12. It is better to play the piano to a cow than to a sheep, because he will not have a bad temper.
13, don't call me indigenous, I call it retro, don't call me vulgar, I call it this nation.
14, don't shock me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.
15, you said you were cold, but I am actually colder than you.
16, going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, if you are unhappy, you have to be together.
17, no matter where you are, you can play a cheeky spirit.
18, the most contradictory question in history, what are you?
19, a good lover makes people want to start a family, and a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.
20. After playing mine clearance for so many years, even the junior ones have never succeeded.
2 1, Meng Jiangnv cries the Great Wall is dry and red, and the White Niangzi floods Jinshan.
22. Sometimes, if people are complacent, even the city walls will be ashamed.
23. Others have temperament, and you have impurities.
24. Sometimes what we miss is not that we have loved, but that we have lost weight!
25. What is yours is yours, and what is not yours is mine.
26. With the block printing machine, you can make money quickly.
27. The boss says you dare to wear shorts at work! I said, boss, I counted your pants.
28. You smile at me, I smile at you, I set off firecrackers at your feet.
29, the rain stopped, the weather cleared up, woman you slowly sweep the house, I sweep the world for you.
30. Let's play landlords instead of landlords.
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