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What is the one joke about each of the top ten NBA superstars?

NBA superstars are the league's main force in attracting fans to watch games. In addition to high-level offensive and defensive confrontations, the memes produced by the stars over the years have also been talked about by fans. Today we will take stock of the top ten superstars currently in service. Each one corresponds to a meme to see what you know.

James: I will bring my talents to the South Coast

There are countless memes left by James after playing in the league for so long, but the one that is still remembered by fans is this one about "travel" "Meme. "I will bring my talents to the South Coast." There is no answer whether James joined the Heat or not. Without the foundation of the two championships he won with the Heat, James would not be able to achieve what he is today. But joining the Heat has also become the biggest reason hindering his rise in historical status. I don't know what James thinks about this problem.

Durant: Cat and Dog

Whether he is the third or fourth Thunder coach, Durant’s teammates in the Thunder are definitely at the top level in the NBA, including Harden and Westbrook’s two MVPs. But what is surprising is that when Durant recalled his Thunder teammates after joining the Warriors, he actually used the words "cats and dogs." Whose cat and dog can have two NBA Most Valuable Players? Maybe there is only one team as talented as the Thunder.

George: I have been a Clippers fan since I was a child

I have been a Clippers fan since I was a child. This was George's famous quote at the press conference after joining the Clippers. A California kid has been a Lakers fan since he was a child, and his spiritual idol is Kobe. How could he be a Clippers fan? It seems that it is not easy for NBA stars to get a big contract. At least they must have the ability to be duplicitous.

Leonard: The King of Bad Jokes

Leonard seems to be inarticulate, but he sometimes has some bad jokes that work well. Before heading to San Diego to attend the high school jersey retirement ceremony, a reporter asked Leonard how he planned to return to his high school alma mater. Leonard replied that he would just walk.

Brother with thick eyebrows: potato chips

“I only answer questions about potato chips.” Brother with thick eyebrows participated in a commercial activity during the All-Star season this season in order to show his respect for the sponsor. Dad's respect, Brother Nongmei said to the reporters present. But then Brother Nongmei was slapped in the face by reality. When the American people were actively hoarding supplies and emptying the sales shelves, only the potato chips endorsed by Brother Nongmei were left alone.

Antetokounmpo: Targeting the All-Stars

Everyone knows that Antetokounmpo wants to replace James and become the league's number one player, but he has failed in the playoffs one after another. In the past two years of the NBA All-Star Game, Antetokounmpo has been aiming for the AMVP trophy, but failed twice. Antetokounmpo may not be at a disadvantage against James, but James teamed up with Durant last year and Leonard this year, but Antetokounmpo always failed to get his wish. Antetokounmpo may not be inferior to James in terms of physical talent, but he is instantly defeated by James in terms of selection and strategy.

Curry: Popcorn

After the game between the Warriors and the Nets, Nets employees found a large amount of boxed popcorn in Curry's locker, further confirming that Curry is known as a popcorn fiend. Golden State LaVine is Curry on the court, and Curry off the court is the popcorn killer.

Harden: The nightclub almost retired his jersey

"We almost retired your jersey." Harden often spent nights in nightclubs during his relationship with Kardashian. The tip was only 20,000 US dollars, so he was definitely rich. Harden subsequently changed his mind and focused on the game instead, and did not go to a nightclub for a long time. When the Rockets lost to the Warriors in the playoffs again, Harden showed up at a nightclub to party the next day, in the same nightclub that everyone is familiar with. "Have you ever seen Los Angeles at four in the morning?" "Have you seen" "How is it possible" "I just came out of the nightclub at that time."

Embid: I was in that process

"I am that process." The 76ers had been in bad shape before, similar to the Knicks now. In the face of fans' complaints, the 76ers general manager said, "We have to believe in the process." The 76ers selected Embiid with the third overall pick in the first round of 2014. The latter said like 76ers fans, I was in that process.

Embiid was selected in 2014, but he did not actually play in the game until the 16-17 season. He truly fulfilled the saying "believe in the process."

Lillard: The Great Northwest will never dry up

“The Great Northwest will never dry up.” A man with a registered height of only 1.91 meters said this in an NBA league filled with giants. Such a domineering sentence is impressive. While other players yearned to team up to win the championship, Lillard clearly refused to do so and was determined to make a career in Portland. This sentence is the best reflection of his attitude.