Jokes should be hilarious and short.

A plane crashed on a small island, leaving only one American, one Chinese, and one Japanese on board. They survived, but they encountered cannibals on the island. The patriarch told them , as long as the combined length of the three of you exceeds 20 centimeters, we will not eat you. The Americans measure first, their length is 12 centimeters, and then the Chinese, their length is 7 centimeters. Americans and Chinese people are very relaxed. I took a breath and thought to myself, "Damn it. Little Japan doesn't even have 2 centimeters, does it?" Now it was the Japanese's turn to measure. His length was exactly 2 centimeters, and the total length of the three of them exceeded 20 centimeters. Everyone was He breathed a sigh of relief... After the cannibals left, the Americans said: "My length is more than half. You would have been finished without me. The Chinese were unconvinced and said: Damn, my length is equal to average." Come on, you wouldn't have finished without me. After a while, the Japanese exploded: Damn you! If I hadn't had an erection just now, you would all have finished!

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Japanese, Americans , Chinese. When he went to an Indian tribe, he was really thirsty and stole the fruit for sacrifice. He was discovered by the chief and tied up. He said: You have redeemed (forgot how to pronounce) the gods, but the gods are good at living. You have a chance. Then the three people went to find 10 bananas. The chief said: Put the banana peel in your anus. Don't laugh, or I will kill you. The Americans were helpless, but they could only stuff 9 grapes. It was very painful, so the chief asked him to kill him. Then the Chinese came back and found 10 grapes. You stuff the grapes into your anus, and you are not allowed to cry or laugh, or I will kill you. The Chinese were very scared when they saw the Americans being killed, so they stuffed 9 grapes in and laughed, and the chief also laughed. Let him kill him. Later, when the Chinese ascended to heaven, God asked him: Ten grapes are easy to stuff, why are you laughing? The Chinese said: Because I saw the Japanese coming back with 10 watermelons

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An American A Japanese and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle, but they were all captured by a cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and I don't want to eat you, but you all have to suffer a hundred blows, but before you get hit, you can have one wish come true." "The American was the one who got hit first. He said: "Before I got hit, put 10 cushions on my butt. "The mattresses fell like raindrops. At first, 70 mattresses were just fine. After 70 mattresses, the cushions were smashed, and then the boards were bloody... After the beating, the Japanese also asked for 10 mattresses after seeing this. 1, 2, 3...100 After the beating, the Japanese got up and patted their butts. Then they opened their mouths and boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate. They also wanted to sit back and watch the good show of the Chinese. The Chinese slowly lay down and were leisurely. He said leisurely: "Come and put the Japanese on the mat for me, face up"...

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One day, the United Nations was holding a general conference. Representatives from various countries wanted to speak... The chairman of the conference was a British man. People, when everyone was competing for the right to speak, the Japanese raised their hands... The chairman said: You can say it!, Japan said a lot of words in a hurry... But the chairman Asked: Can you speak English? The Japanese said: I am just speaking English..!! The Japanese continued to speak... At this time, the chairman said again: Can you stand up and speak? The Japanese said :I have stood up......

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v A Japanese was eating in a Chinese restaurant. When the waiter brought a plate of lobster, the Japanese asked: How do you eat it? The remaining shrimp shells? "Of course they were thrown away," the waiter said. "No! no! no!" the Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory to be made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China.

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed at one of the lemons and asked, "How do you deal with the leftover lemon peel?" "Of course it's thrown away," the waiter said. "No!" no! no! "The Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, leftover lemon peels are sent to the factory to be made into fruit juice, and then sold to you in China. "When checking out, the Japanese chewed gum and asked the waiter with a smile: "How do you deal with the leftover gum? "Of course I'll spit it out," the waiter said. "No!" no! no! The Japanese shook their heads and said proudly, "In Japan, the chewed gum is sent to the factory to be made into condoms, and then sold to China." "The waiter asked impatiently: "Then do you know how to dispose of used condoms in China? ""Of course I throw it away. "The Japanese said. The waiter shook his head and said: "No! no! no! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum, and then sold to Japan. "

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There was an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese on a plane. The plane suddenly ran out of fuel midway through the flight. The captain announced that one person had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the Americans used their best skills. In the spirit of personal heroism, he walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and the United States! Then he jumped! The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: The weight is still too heavy, so I still have to jump. One person! So the German stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted: Long live the German Empire! The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy. , one more person must jump out! The Chinese glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the aircraft hatch. The Japanese quickly came over and held the Chinese's hand tightly: Good brother, I will not forget you, China! The people shouted: Long live the Republic of China! Then kicked the Japanese down! ......

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A bowl of shit

One day, one person relies on himself The little devil, who knew a few Chinese characters, got hungry while walking on the street, so he started looking for a restaurant. When he arrived at the door of a small noodle shop, he saw the big words written on the sign at the door: beef noodles, big steak noodles, simple rice. After tasting it, he walked in. The busy waiter rushed over and asked: "Sir, what kind of noodles do you want?" "I eat..." As he said this, the little devil wanted to show off that he knew Chinese characters, so he turned to look at the words written vertically on the water sign, and read horizontally: "I eat a bowl of 'cow' big' shit." '..." He screamed loudly, word by word. So, all the diners in the restaurant looked at the little devil in surprise and whispered: "This beast is so fierce! ”

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Who are you trying to fool?

A Japanese came to Beijing to study Chinese very hard.

After more than ten years, he could not only speak Mandarin, but also Cantonese and Hakka. , and there is no hint of a devil at all.

"No one will regard me as a devil now..." he thought to himself.

One day he went to a prison in Tianjin. On a trip to a small fishing port, he saw an old man fishing for shrimps.

So on a whim, he greeted the old man in Mandarin with confidence: "Old man! Do you know where I am from?"

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The old man replied: "Your accent is hard to hear..."

The Japanese was very happy and thought to himself: "I didn't expect that my Chinese has improved to such an extent. I can claim to be proficient in it." Ah..."

At this time, the old man gave him a big look and said: "If you can count the shrimps I caught, I might know where you are from.

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The Japs started counting with a fairly standard pronunciation: “One, two, three,…fifty…one hundred…two hundred…”

Counting After more than an hour, he replied proudly: “Nine thousand, seven hundred and eighty-seven shrimps! Old man, I don’t think you can guess where I’m from!!”

The old man smiled and said: “I know! You must be Japanese! Hahaha...”

< p>The Japanese were very surprised, but still asked the old man in standard Mandarin: "You...you...why do you know?"

The old man replied: "Ah, this is simple, the Chinese ask fish and shrimp They are all just asking for advice, not as stupid as you!"

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Americans, British, Chinese, and Japanese discuss their country's military together.

The Japanese said: "We advocate Bushido, not afraid of sacrifice, I dare to put an apple on my head for you to test my marksmanship." So

He put an apple on his head.

The American turned to After walking 20 steps, he turned around and shot. The apple was exploded. He proudly said:

"I am Hunter."

The Japanese again He placed an apple on his head.

The British man turned around and walked 50 steps back, then turned around and shot the apple. He said proudly:

" I am Boon (Bond)."

The Japanese put a small apple on their head.

The Chinese turned around and took 3 steps back, then turned around and shot him in the head. Devastated, he proudly said:

"I am sorry."

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Self-defeating

In the bar, there was a little Japanese drinking beer alone. He suddenly felt that he was going to the bathroom. He was afraid that someone would drink his beer secretly after he left, so he wrote a note on the table: "I spit in the cup." When he came back, he found that another note had been added to the paper. One sentence: "I also spit out a mouthful."

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A taxi was driving on the road leading to the Chicago Airport, and there was a Japanese tourist in the car. At this time, a taxi passed by, and the Japanese shouted: "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast!" After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too fast!" Another taxi passed by. "Hi! It's Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! It's so fast!" The taxi driver was 100% American. Seeing so many Japanese cars passing his own American car, coupled with the Japanese's arrogant language, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed. As the taxi entered the airport parking lot, another taxi passed by. "It's a Honda! Made in Japan! It's so fast! There's no cure!" The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed at the meter angrily, and said, "1,500 US dollars." "1,500 US dollars for such a short distance?!" " The meter! Made in Japan! It's so fast!"

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A Chinese called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "I'm sorry, he passed away last week." The next day, this man I called again and wanted to talk to Taro. This time the operator got a little bored and said, "I've been telling you that he died last week. Why are you still calling?" The man said, "Because I just love hearing about it."

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Four surgeons sat around Together, talk about the kind of people they would like to operate on.

The first doctor said: "My favorite surgery is on librarians. When you open their bodies, everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order." The second doctor said: "My favorite thing is to operate on accountants. When you open their bodies, everything is in numerical order. A third doctor said: "My favorite thing is to operate on electricians.

When you look at their bodies, everything is coded by color. The fourth doctor said: "I like to operate on Japanese people the most." The other three doctors looked at each other and expressed doubt

, one of them asked what. The fourth doctor said it was because they had no hearts, no spines, and their butts and heads could be interchanged.

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A German, The French and a Japanese are going to work in the mine.

The boss is an American. He said to the German: You have a good physique and you are responsible for the coolies.

To the French: You said you are an engineer and you are responsible for the mining plan.

To the Japanese, he said: You are very thin. You are responsible for supplies.

Then the next week, they started working.

A few days later, the Germans and French discovered that the Japanese were missing. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work.

When the Germans started working, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted:

"Surprise!"

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A Japanese, a Chinese and an American went to explore Egypt

They encountered a sandstorm and drowned all the food and water

When they were thirsty and hungry, suddenly God appeared

God saw that they were pitiful, so he gave them One wish per person.

First, Americans make a wish

Americans: I hope I can return to my home soon.

As soon as he finished speaking, the American disappeared and returned to his home.

It’s the Japanese’s turn

The Japanese said: I hope that when I return to my home, there will be many beauties and lots of money.

After finishing speaking, the Japanese were no longer there

It was the turn of the Chinese

China thought for a while and said: I hope they two come back to accompany me. !

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Female The teacher asked in class: "'Give me freedom or let me die.' Who said this? If you know, please raise your hand." After a while, someone answered in unskilled English: "In 1775 , said Bartlick Henry. "

"Yes, students. You grew up in the United States and couldn't answer it, but students from far away Japan can answer it. How pitiful. "Yo!"

"Kill the Japanese!" A strange cry came from the classroom.

The female teacher’s face turned red with anger. "Who? Who said this?!" After a moment of silence, someone in the corner of the classroom answered: "President Truman said it in 1945."

Longer version

In class, the female teacher asked: "Either give me freedom or let me die." Who first uttered this famous saying? If you know, please raise your hand. "

After a while, a new student from Japan, Yamamoto, answered in less proficient English:

"In 1775, Bartlik. Henry said it. ”

“Very good, then, who said ‘of the people, by the people, for the people’. "

"In 1863, Abraham. Lincoln said. "

Exactly, students, the person who answered the question just now was a Japanese student, but the student who grew up in the United States couldn't answer the question. What a pity!"

"Take the Japanese Get rid of it!" A strange cry suddenly came from the classroom.

"Who! Who said that!" The female teacher's face turned red with anger.

Yamamoto immediately replied: "President Truman said it in 1945."

At this time, someone whispered: "This is really disgusting." The female teacher became even more excited after hearing this. Angry

"Okay, who said this!?"

"George Bush said it when he met with the Prime Minister of Japan in 1991." Yamamoto replied.

Another student slapped the table and laughed: "Yeah! You are so fucking awesome."

"In 1997, Bill Clinton said this to Lensky.

"

The whole class fell into chaos. Some students shouted at Yamamoto: You piece of shit, if you dare to speak again, I will kill you."

"In 2001, Gai Rui Condit said to Levy (Note: Levy was a White House intern who was murdered in Washington in 2001. Her ex-boyfriend, Democrat Condit, was resisted as a suspect)

The female teacher fainted in anger, and the students formed a circle around her.

One student said: "Damn, we are in big trouble this time. "

"In 2002, Arthur. Anderson said. " Yamamoto replied immediately. (Note: Arthur Anderson, Arthur Andersen, one of the five largest accounting firms in the United States, fell into bankruptcy due to the Enron scandal in 2002)

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A few days ago, two Japanese were arrested in Iraq. The two Japanese were kidnapped by Iraqi militants. The two Japanese were sitting in a car when the Iraqi militants suddenly appeared. The Japanese were trembling with fear at gunpoint and kept using Chinese to defend themselves. Chinese.

The Iraqis were skeptical, and the leader asked: "What does PLMM mean in Chinese?" "

The Japanese hesitated for a moment, and the Iraqi shouted sharply: "Search! "As a result, two Japanese passports were found from them.

" Hehe! The Iraqi laughed: "You are very dishonest." "

The Japanese were taken away, and the Iraqi driver who had not received the fare was dejected; "It is bad luck to be associated with the Japanese! He said: "We have told them to learn China's Internet language a long time ago. PLMM means pretty sister. I don't even know this. Of course, people don't believe that they are Chinese." ”

The next day, the Iraqi militants met two other Japanese who had learned some Chinese Internet language. The Japanese confidently said that they were Chinese.

The Iraqis were doubtful, and the team leader asked the Japanese team: “What does NMD mean? "

The Japanese team members were stunned for a moment: "NMD? Missile defense system? "

The Iraqis shouted sharply; "Search! "As a result, two Japanese passports were found from them.

The Iraqis were very angry; "The Japanese are just dishonest. "So the two Japanese were taken away.

When the news came out, the Japanese in Iraq were panicked. Prime Minister Koizumi was so impatient that he spent hundreds of millions of dollars to redeem the four Japanese. He replied and asked about his experience. After summing up his experience and lessons, he thought that if he didn’t study Chinese seriously, he would not be able to pass the test. So he asked a Chinese person: “What does NMD mean? ”

The Chinese man laughed. Even the rookies in China know that NND is “grandma’s” and NMD is “your mother’s”, so they told the truth.

Passed One day, two more Japanese met Iraqi militants on the road. This time, the Japanese confidently said that they were Chinese.

The Iraqis were skeptical, and the leader asked the Japanese: "What is NMD? "

The Japanese answered according to the teachings of the Chinese.

Unexpectedly, the Iraqis still said sharply: "Search! "The Japanese cried out that they were wronged, but two Japanese passports were quickly found on them.

The Iraqis were very angry: "Your grandma's Japanese are all liars. "The Japanese were beaten and taken away.

The reporter also felt a little strange, so he asked the person who taught them Chinese. It turned out that the honest Chinese considered that the Japanese would speak Chinese I like to use inverted sentences, so I kindly tell the Japanese that NMD means "fuck you".

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Japan During the invasion of China, a Japanese soldier found that the egg on his lower body had turned green. The next day, he went to ask a famous local Chinese medicine doctor. The doctor said: "Based on my many years of medical experience, you should cut off the egg." The Japanese soldier thought that it didn't matter if he lost one egg anyway, so I still used the wheelbarrow, so he cut it off. After a while, he found that the other egg was green, so he ran to ask a traditional Chinese medicine doctor, and the doctor said: According to my years of experience, If you don’t have enough medical experience, you still have to cut the egg. The Japanese soldier thought that since he had already cut one, it didn’t matter if he cut another. After a while, the Japanese soldier found that his stick was also green, so he ran away again. I went to ask the doctor, and the doctor said: "Based on my many years of medical experience, I guess your underwear has faded

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The Japanese were very proud to say: "Our stand-alone games are world-famous.

The Koreans laughed at Said: "What does this mean? Our online games are also world-famous.

At this time, the Chinese standing aside sneered: "What does this mean? What kind of games can you two countries create? Our country can create a plug-in to deal with it

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One day, a Japanese man working in China went to the countryside to hunt wild ducks.

When he finally shot a wild duck, it fell into a farmer's house. In the yard.

The devil climbed over the fence to pick up the prey.

But the farmer who witnessed everything shook his shotgun and said loudly: "Look here, hunting is not allowed in China." "

The Japanese replied: "I shot the duck, so the duck should be mine." I do! ”

The farmer said: “It flew in China. Even if you killed it, it still landed in China.” Come with me to the village and pay the fine! "

They kept arguing about the duck issue.

After a while, the Japanese said: "We should decide by traditional methods. Decide with the spirit of Japanese Bushido! "

The farmer looked down on Bushido and asked scornfully: "What is the method of Bushido?"

The Japanese explained: "First, I kick your ass. Then you kick my ass, kicking each other like this until one gives up. Whoever wins gets the duck. ”

The farmer thought for a while and agreed to the competition. But the farmer asked himself to kick first to show fairness. He wanted to avenge the villagers who were killed more than 60 years ago, but he knew better. , You can’t kill the Japanese yet.

Then the Chinese farmer stretched his legs back and kicked the Japanese in the butt with all his strength. The Japanese was in agony, groaning and rolling on the ground. /p>

After ten full minutes, he tried to get up, gritted his teeth and said hoarsely: "It's my turn now. ”

The Chinese farmer said: “Oh, no need, this duck is yours, you can go back.” ”

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A The Japanese hurriedly walked into the butcher shop and shouted arrogantly to the Chinese salesperson: "Hey! Cut me a hundred yuan worth of beef! Feed the dog! "

Then, he turned to a girl who was lining up in order, winked and said: "Hey, Chinese woman! You don’t mind if I buy it first! "

The girl replied coldly: "Of course not, you are so hungry that you are like a bear." Let you buy it to save you from spreading rabies. ”

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In other words In ancient times, the Japanese had always prided themselves on being knowledgeable about Chinese culture and history. However, after the Sino-Japanese War, the Japanese who defeated China began to have the courage to despise the Chinese.

One day, I was working in a university in Tokyo. The Japanese workers were eating lunch when they saw a Chinese student passing by.

The Japanese deliberately asked loudly: "Do you know a Chinese named Bi Sheng? "

The Japanese deliberately answered loudly: "I don't know. China will soon be gone.

It’s Bi Sheng from Japan! "

The Chinese students looked at them angrily and asked, "Do you know Wu Dalang?" "

The Japanese replied: "I don't know. "

The Chinese student said: "You bastards! Listen up! You only deserve such ancestors! ”

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The Japanese designed a universal computer and went to China to show it off and hold an exhibition.

The Japanese proudly said to him: "You can ask any question, and this computer will answer all questions." Will give you the correct answer! ”

So the programmer wrote the question: “What is my brother-in-law doing out of town?” "

The Japanese entered this sentence, and the answer came out after a while: "Your brother-in-law is fishing on the beach! "

"Nonsense! The programmer said: "It has been ten years since my brother-in-law passed away!" "

The Japanese's iron-mouthed and steely teeth insisted: "Our Japanese computers will not make mistakes! The way you asked is wrong! ”

So the programmer asked again: “Where is my sister’s husband?” "

The computer replied: "He has been dead for ten years, but your brother-in-law is fishing at the beach. "

The programmer yelled: "You Japanese bastards! My sister also passed away ten years ago! Why did he arrange for her to get married again! ? ”

After that, he turned around and left, shouting about the situation to the surrounding visitors as he walked.

At this time, the Japanese hurriedly typed on the keyboard again, and then turned to the programmer. He chased after him from behind and said: "Sir, please stay. The computer said - they are all dead and are now fishing in the underworld. "

The programmer hit back and slapped the Japanese in the mouth, and said angrily: "I knew the Japanese were lying here again. I don't have a sister at all! ”

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That day, they all jumped off the building. Although they all fell with their mouths crooked and their eyes bleeding, they all failed to commit suicide. In the end, they were arrested by the indigenous police organized by the Hanu Autonomous Region and were prosecuted. , sentenced.

The crime is: "Littering at will." ”

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It is said that the Japanese people have the habit of eating human flesh raw. Evidence of the Japanese slaves eating human flesh can be found on various websites.

One day, a family of hybrids was traveling and told about this eating of human flesh. , said he had never eaten European food.

At meal time, the stewardess asked: "Sir, what do you have for lunch?" steak? "

The Japanese slave shook his head.

The stewardess asked again: "Is the chicken steak good?"

The Japanese slave still shook his head.

The stewardess asked Said: "Sir, what are you eating?"

The Japanese slave said: "Show me the passenger list. ”

Soon, his whole family was hacked to death.

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It is said that Japanese slave students are very arrogant in China. Of course, Chinese students cannot stand it, but violent beating of Japanese slaves is what Chinese schools fear most. It was like beating the principal’s father. Therefore, there were many people who wanted to beat him, but few people did it publicly.

So, a Chinese student said to the Japanese student: “I had a dream yesterday, which was very exciting. "

The Japanese hurriedly asked: "What kind of dream? Come and listen. ”

Chinese student: “You are the leading actor in the dream!” "

The Japanese were overjoyed: "Really? Am I a handsome Prince Charming? "

Chinese student: "No! I dreamed of you holding a kitchen knife in your hand, panting and chasing a pig. ”

The Japanese were puzzled: “Am I chasing a pig?” ”

Chinese student: “Yes! You were sweating profusely from running, and as a result, the pig ran into a dead alley.

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The Japanese were puzzled: "Then what? ”

Chinese student: “You approached it happily, and the pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, ‘We are born from the same roots, so there is no need to rush into each other. '"

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There was a Japanese slave who opened a company and became the boss in China. When he got rich, he showed off his wealth and told the Chinese employees in halting Chinese that he wanted to rent the most expensive house in the city.

The Chinese employees thought, He had to take care of him, so he spent a lot of money to rent a cheap house next to the crematorium. The Japanese slaves were afraid of forgetting the address, so they asked the employees to write it down.

The note read: "Next to the crematorium, in the so-and-so villa area. "

One day, the Japanese slave got lost in a dark place. He took out the note and stammered to ask passers-by.

The passers-by heard that he was a Japanese slave, and looked at

So the passerby said: "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while, and someone will naturally take you there. ”

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Yes One day, a Chinese man and a Japanese slave came to heaven.

After asking about their nationality, the angel let the Chinese man live in a common room with simple food and food, but let the Japanese slave live in a suite with fine clothes and fine food. A few days later, all the Chinese people in heaven protested together.

The angel patiently explained: For thousands of years, heaven has been crowded with Chinese people. Only today has one person arrived. If I don’t entertain the Japanese slaves in paradise, who will I entertain?”

The Chinese have nothing to say.

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Japanese War-loving. In ancient times, almost all young men were drafted into the army to fight. They had no time to get married and have children, so the number of people was getting smaller and smaller. At that time, a country leader made a national policy, which was to allow all men to fight regardless of You can have sex with any woman at any time and anywhere in order to maintain the birth rate. Therefore, during the truce, Japanese women were accustomed to the "anytime and anywhere" approach. They simply put pillows and sheets on their backs and went out. Later, they It became what is now called "kimono".

Many women went to war again without having time to be told their surnames after being called "anywhere", so "Inoue", "Tanaka" and "Watari" appeared according to the location of the officer. "Bian", "Takahashi", "Yamaguchi", "Kinoshita", "Oshima", "Takakura", "Onizuka"...

Many men have become accustomed to women "anytime and anywhere". The "yellow" life became more and more indulgent and promiscuous, so they had to have sex "anytime and anywhere", so there were comfort women in the Japanese army, so the Japanese soldiers called themselves the "Yellow Army" .

After the defeat, the international laws of war did not allow inferior nations like Japan to have aggressive armed forces, let alone comfort women. Therefore, Japanese soldiers wanted to have sex with women "anytime and anywhere" When they were on the ground, they masturbated to AV movies, so the Japanese armed forces were called "masturbation teams" internationally, and the Japanese were also happy that someone could call them that, because this would promote the legalization of masturbation activities. , so they can masturbate in broad daylight.

Later, in the second half of the last century, the Japanese preferred to be called "Japan" because it sounded as if this name was predestined - "Japanese" , which is the written noun of words such as "fuck yourself" and "masturbation". Therefore, the Japanese began their "Japanese" history openly and openly

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Reporter: Excuse me, were there prostitutes in the Japanese army in the past?

Koizumi: No, there are only comfort women. We Japanese them, so they are called Japanese soldiers.

Reporter: Are there still comfort women in the Japanese army?

Koizumi: No, they all masturbate now, so they are called the masturbation team.

Reporter: Then why do you call them Japanese?

Koizumi: Because we all masturbate, we are Japanese, so we are called Japanese