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A cold joke or sneer.
2. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking all the way.
3. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.
Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am beautiful.
I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him …
6. A gentleman is just a patient wolf.
7. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !
8. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?
9. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.
10. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.
1 1. The road to success is always under construction.
12. I really want to make money into my hobby.
13. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.
14. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.
15. The sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.
16. There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.
17. I want the whole world to know that I am low-key.
18. I accidentally want to grow old with you.
19. It's brave to face his face without makeup.
20. Wear cheap goods and Wenzhou shoes, and the whole body adds up to no more than 200 yuan. Only the bag in hand can be regarded as a high-grade leather bag, because its English name is "Gaojipibao".
2 1. There is love besides teeth.
22. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.
Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.
24. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.
When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
I envy you for knowing me at such a young age.
27. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.
28. Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.
29. You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.
30. The most pitiful thing about human nature is that we always dream of a wonderful rose garden on the horizon, instead of enjoying the roses in front of our window today.
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