The riddle of a cold joke should be extremely difficult and knowledgeable ... like Conan Lee's, it should be written in Chinese. They should talk like books ... be cold.

Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty: cadence (one sheep squatting wrong)

Who doesn't have a phone: Tianyi (Tianyi doesn't have a phone)

People who wash their faces are called washbasins. What about those who wash their hands? : golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)

Why is seven greater than eight and seven greater than eight? Because eight is lower than seven.

1. What animals live on the wall? A: Poster (stamp)

2. How many people are there in a group? Answer: 20 people (20 English and 20 homophones)

How many brothers does Aladdin have? Answer: three (Allah A, Allah B, Allah C)

4. What color can best imitate? Answer: red (red mill)

5. Why are there only 24 English letters left? Answer: because E.T flew away.