Humorous stories, ancient and modern jokes and two-part allegorical sayings

One day, turtle's father, turtle's mother and turtle's son decided to go for an outing. They took a Shandong pie and two cans of sea chicken and set off for Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, they finally came! They sat on the floor, unloaded their equipment and prepared to eat. As a result, they found that they didn't bring a can opener! Son of a bastard: "... then I'll go back and get it." "Father Tortoise:" Good son! Come on! Mom and dad are waiting for you to come back for dinner. Go back quickly! " Tortoise son: "Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! " As a result, the turtle son set foot on the road home ... Time flies, time flies, and 20 years have passed, but the turtle son has not yet appeared. Mother turtle: "wife ... do you want to have dinner first?" I'm so hungry, I said ... "Turtle dad:" No! We promised our son! Well ... wait for him for another five years, or let him go! " After five years, the turtle's son still hasn't been seen. Tortoise's parents left him alone! Parents decided to start. They took out the pie and were about to eat it ... suddenly, turtle son poked his head out from behind the tree ... turtle son: "damn it!" I knew you would steal! Trick me into getting a can opener? I waited for 25 years and finally got it! I hate being cheated! A boyfriend and girlfriend were sitting on a park bench, and the woman suddenly wanted to fart. She said to the man, do you like the cuckoo's cry? This man is willing to listen. So, under the cover of cuckoo's cry, the woman quickly farted. Woman: Does it sound like a cuckoo? Man: What a fart! I didn't catch it! Two-part allegorical saying is to tease and bang, just like two people talking about cross talk, with the foreshadowing in front and the main event behind; Generally speaking, it is two sentences, and the metaphor of the latter sentence is expressed by the established or familiar words of the previous sentence. Proverbs are usually one or two sentences, which are folk experience and philosophical words. Generally, it is a philosophical or warning metaphor, which means preaching. Humorous stories are generally short stories. Using this short story to express the art of satire, humor and ridicule, so as to make people happy, happy and meaningful, is to draw inferences from one instance to another. Ancient and modern jokes also use the same sentence to express a funny and happy atmosphere, which is often not as inspiring as humorous stories, but it also uses irony, ridicule or unexpected results to achieve a funny and happy atmosphere, sometimes just to make people laugh, not as profound as humorous stories. But sometimes humor and laughter are less clear. In fact, the art of cross talk is to express and present the above language, art, language and body movements to the audience. Stand-up crosstalk, in particular, is more boring than giving lessons to drunkards. It just expresses the above two-part allegorical sayings, proverbs, humorous stories and ancient and modern jokes with your mouth. I just understand. If I talk too much, I can only find it from Baidu and piece it together.